Discussion How to optimise lifestyle as an incel

[mxrkk21]

I recently graduated and moved out and want to see how I can improve my lifestyle.

I have a shitbox car which I paid for with cash that is unregistered and uninsured, so no running costs besides occasional maintenance. My rent is really cheap because I live in the shittiest, smallest apartment I could find, and I have no furniture besides a desk and bed I built myself with lumber and a chair I bought at a garage sale for $5.

I don’t use WiFi I just pay for a fast unlimited mobile data plan and use my hotspot for my pc.

I have a fake id that I use to buy and sell alcohol and vapes to my brother’s friends, and that pays for my gas. Most of my money goes to food and Asian massage parlours.

I don’t have any friends so For fun I mostly just ldar, use my pc, gymmaxx, doomscroll, and climb radio towers near me. Sometimes I wanna jump when I get high enough, but I haven’t sofar.

Anything I can improve?

 

[HotDogCel]

My normie detector just went off.

 

[theanty]

My normie detector just went off.

So did mine. And the sportsball avi:

 

[mxrkk21]

My normie detector just went off.

I wish.

 

[mxrkk21]

So did mine. And the sportsball avi:

Watching basketball is just one of my copes

 

[sub5chud]

I recently graduated and moved out and want to see how I can improve my lifestyle.

I have a shitbox car which I paid for with cash that is unregistered and uninsured, so no running costs besides occasional maintenance. My rent is really cheap because I live in the shittiest, smallest apartment I could find, and I have no furniture besides a desk and bed I built myself with lumber and a chair I bought at a garage sale for $5.

I don’t use WiFi I just pay for a fast unlimited mobile data plan and use my hotspot for my pc.

I have a fake id that I use to buy and sell alcohol and vapes to my brother’s friends, and that pays for my gas. Most of my money goes to food and Asian massage parlours.

I don’t have any friends so For fun I mostly just ldar, use my pc, gymmaxx, doomscroll, and climb radio towers near me. Sometimes I wanna jump when I get high enough, but I haven’t sofar.

Anything I can improve?

>asian massage parlors

I know what kind of man you are

 

[HotDogCel]

>asian massage parlors

I know what kind of man you are

View: https://youtu.be/FBhEfRUa8MI

 

[mxrkk21]

>asian massage parlors

I know what kind of man you are

Only way my dick is getting touched lol

 

[sub5chud]

Only way my dick is getting touched lol

Mods ban this nigger

 

[sub5chud]

Only way my dick is getting touched lol

The foid doing the massage would be scared of me you must be a normie tier

 

[mxrkk21]

The foid doing the massage would be scared of me you must be a normie tier

Ltn at best. I’m mostly a spergcel but language barrier means those noodlewhores don’t notice

 

[Roastie Crusher]

The foid doing the massage would be scared of me you must be a normie tier

you'd be surprised what a foid will touch for money

 

[Enigmaz]

Dumpster dive. You'll 99% of the time emerge with some profits.

 

[anon65]

Dumpster dive. You'll 99% of the time emerge with some profits.

Any location recommendations? Like certain stores or chains or something

 

[Enigmaz]

Any location recommendations? Like certain stores or chains or something

Anywhere honestly. I wouldn't recommend restaurants because trashed food is dispensable to the market. I move towards stores and whatnot.

Holidays is where you see the most profit from my experience.

 

[kerberos41]

My normie detector just went off.

 

[VeryNiceGuy]

Tall fag humblebragging smh

 

[HotDogCel]

spergcel

that's equivalent to fakecel

 

[TooSomething]

I recently graduated and moved out and want to see how I can improve my lifestyle.

I have a shitbox car which I paid for with cash that is unregistered and uninsured, so no running costs besides occasional maintenance. My rent is really cheap because I live in the shittiest, smallest apartment I could find, and I have no furniture besides a desk and bed I built myself with lumber and a chair I bought at a garage sale for $5.

I don’t use WiFi I just pay for a fast unlimited mobile data plan and use my hotspot for my pc.

I have a fake id that I use to buy and sell alcohol and vapes to my brother’s friends, and that pays for my gas. Most of my money goes to food and Asian massage parlours.

I don’t have any friends so For fun I mostly just ldar, use my pc, gymmaxx, doomscroll, and climb radio towers near me. Sometimes I wanna jump when I get high enough, but I haven’t sofar.

Anything I can improve?

You go to asian massage parlours? Just massage or happy ending?

 

[TooSomething]

you'd be surprised what a foid will touch for money

This.

 

[mxrkk21]

that's equivalent to fakecel

This isn’t some sort of competition for who is most unattractive to foids. I still get no attention from them unless I pay for it.

 

[mxrkk21]

You go to asian massage parlours? Just massage or happy ending?

Happy ending

 

[Emba]

It only ok to have illegal car if you spic

 

[TooSomething]

Happy ending

Do they only give a handjob or do they also ride you?

Handjobs are boring.

 

[mxrkk21]

Do they only give a handjob or do they also ride you?

Handjobs are boring.

Only handjobs. Some offer blowjobs.

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

I have a shitbox car which I paid for with cash that is unregistered and uninsured, so no running costs besides occasional maintenance.

Based. How do you not get caught while driving it? In my country the first police car would stop a vehicle like that + unpaid yearly vehicle tax

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Niggerball profile picture

 

[mxrkk21]

Based. How do you not get caught while driving it?

I don’t give them a reason to stop me. I always drive at the speed limit and follow every traffic rule. I kept the number plate that was already on the car when I bought it privately, and police don’t really scan number plates in the US unless they suspect you of something.

 

[parzival]

Based lifestyle tbh

 

[Lonely Soul]

climb radio towers near me

Never heard of someone doing this before. Be careful getting too close to those antennas. I hear they can turn you into a veggie.

 

[mxrkk21]

Never heard of someone doing this before. Be careful getting too close to those antennas. I hear they can turn you into a veggie.

Yes, most of them are directional, though, unless they’re FM or TV. You just gotta stay behind them.