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1st fucking advice: Go for dudes with money. :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha: Disgusting parasites.




And of course can't leave out height and a huge dick. :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha: Wow.... just wow.... and she then says "soul mate" and doesn't even see the irony.

Female Dating Strategy is even fucking worse than Inceltears. At least inceltears are just cucks and soys, but this shit right here is actually demonic.

This is females in 2021. This is why you study and work so hard. :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

And the worst thing of all she even says there are PLENTY of rich, generous, attractive, big dick, tall dudes... she doesn't even consider such guys special. :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha: Can you imagine how fucking privileged these creatures are? You do all these things and become a literal superman and you STILL aren't special and just 1 of 100 she has access to. :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

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View: https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStratPros/comments/p6gnhk/ladies_listen_up_how_to_land_a_hvm/
 
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It's satire. This is not the official FDS sub.
 
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Lv99_BixNood said:
It's satire. This is not the official FDS sub.
Cope. It's a collection of the most interesting FDS posts which are REAL. The foid who wrote that thread really meant it.
 
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No taller than 6’1? Huh that’s weird I thought 6’2 was perfect. It’s funny how Mr. Perfect can’t be 5’9.9 or 6’1.1 kek. It would be like if I said I want a girl who’s between 5’5 and 5’9, bit too overly specific.
Meus said:
Cope. It's a collection of the most interesting FDS posts which are REAL. The foid who wrote that thread really meant it.
Yeah FDS is the only part of Reddit that isn’t filled to the brim with larps, you can actually confirm a good amount of the users are actually women.
 
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Coping subhumans. Imagine needing strategies as a foid... just don't be a slut and maybe you can land a high value man.
 
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The foid is probably a 3 or 4/10 legitimately thinks she can acquire a ‘hvm‘ with her insane standards that only the top 10% of men have all those qualities but thats how retarded foids are
 
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Meus said:
Cope. It's a collection of the most interesting FDS posts which are REAL. The foid who wrote that thread really meant it.
Nah it's satire by coping redpillers, just read some of the usernames there jfl.
 
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Lv99_BixNood said:
Nah it's satire by coping redpillers, just read some of the usernames there jfl.
It's obviously written by a foid, don't be retarded. I know exactly how foids write.

But it doesn't even matter, because it is 100% how women think. It's hilarious how desperate some cling to the blue pill that they even accuse everything foids write of being fake. :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
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SparkLight said:
The foid is probably a 3 or 4/10 legitimately thinks she can acquire a ‘hvm‘ with her insane standards that only the top 10% of men have all those qualities but thats how retarded foids are
more like 1%
 
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Females need to be nuked
 
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yet another dickpill:feelsrope:
 
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Again, it’s brutal, but Foids ultimately are the prize to every endeavor in life. FDS confirms daily what we already knew,
 
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Willing to bet anything she's no higher than a 5/10, has a princess complex and a sub zero IQ. Want to ram one of NASA's rockets right into her blue waffle
 
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this is a woman’s world, and males are just slaves at this point.
 
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