copecel2
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First of all, I want to mention that this is not a definitive guide on how to insult them - just my point of view.
What is the biggest insecurity that women have? To go outside without makeup? Why? Because their faces are actually ugly and sleepy. So they apply tons of shit on their face to look like dolls.
When you insult a woman, don't tell her straight that she's ugly. She will laugh at your failed attempt of mocking her. Instead, just make fun of her makeup.
You: "You look like a formalinized corpse with that makeup, and a turd without."
She will probably look at you shocked, sad or angry. You won't know her reaction. But keep your serious face. Don't laugh. Just tell her on a serious tone.
If you are texting her, no emojis of laugh or shit like that.
If you have any ideas, please let me know. Maybe I will think about other types of insults, so I will post them.
What is the biggest insecurity that women have? To go outside without makeup? Why? Because their faces are actually ugly and sleepy. So they apply tons of shit on their face to look like dolls.
When you insult a woman, don't tell her straight that she's ugly. She will laugh at your failed attempt of mocking her. Instead, just make fun of her makeup.
You: "You look like a formalinized corpse with that makeup, and a turd without."
She will probably look at you shocked, sad or angry. You won't know her reaction. But keep your serious face. Don't laugh. Just tell her on a serious tone.
If you are texting her, no emojis of laugh or shit like that.
If you have any ideas, please let me know. Maybe I will think about other types of insults, so I will post them.