Experiment How to get sick quick ?

[ItsOverForMe777]

College is organizing a trip or some retarded ass activities for a week , where everyone has to go unless sick ?

So how do I make myself sick just for a couple days so I dont have to go ?

I dont want to go because , I will be alone the entire trip

Sitting alone in bus , walking alone , eating alone

 

[ihatelife2]

Just lie and say you're sick without actually being sick

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

College is organizing a trip or some retarded ass activities for a week , where everyone has to go unless sick ?

So how do I make myself sick just for a couple days so I dont have to go ?

I dont want to go because , I will be alone the entire trip

Sitting alone in bus , walking alone , eating alone

just pretend to be sick nigha don't make yourself literally sick

 

[Caichan]

Just lie and say you're sick without actually being sick

Legit

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Just lie and say you're sick without actually being sick

if u really have to provide a reason, just say u got conjuctivitis or something, a thin metal fleck flew into your eye or some shit or make up something else but jfl dont actually get sick for some normgroid retards

 

[TrueMFincel]

Rape an Indian foid and pray that she gives you AIDS.

 

[shitskinmogger88]

rub a hot towel on your forehead viciously and ask for your temperature to be measured if you only want to fake it (recommended) if you actually want to be sick, get sweaty and stay out at night wearing ice cold socks (optionally drink sprite and banana) i dont recommend doing this tho gl bro

 

[Beck]

Just LDAR

 

[FuckYou]

This user hasn’t discovered what lying is.

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

Need a doctor report as well , so I have to get sick for real

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

With doctor signatures and all that I need rest for some days

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

This user hasn’t discovered what lying is.

I need an authentic doctor's report

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

I

rub a hot towel on your forehead viciously and ask for your temperature to be measured if you only want to fake it (recommended) if you actually want to be sick, get sweaty and stay out at night wearing ice cold socks (optionally drink sprite and banana) i dont recommend doing this tho gl bro

I need a actual doctor's report that says I need rest

 

[shitskinmogger88]

I

I need a actual doctor's report that says I need rest

Second part of what i said works i did it alot when i was in school, make sure to drink the sprite 2-3min before, additionally u can get a sleepless night for more success

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

Second part of what i said works i did it alot when i was in school, make sure to drink the sprite 2-3min before, additionally u can get a sleepless night for more success

Explain , its the first day today and I am already sitting alone in bus and all the normies behind are making fun of me

 

[Steiner_Atlas]

Report that you have a severe migraine and have the doctor check your vitals. If it's an urgent care or ER visit, they're not going to verify it with bloodwork or anything, so you can just fork the bill and get a signature saying you're cleared for the day. A lot of places will let you off with this, and I had a coworker who got FMLA for it and would call out all the damn time.

 

[Grainbrain_Zombie]

just go and try to find fellow inky types to make friends with i am 24 now and feel major FOMO about missing out on college shit

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

just go and try to find fellow inky types to make friends with i am 24 now and feel major FOMO about missing out on college shit

Are they really your friends , when the seat next to you is empty and not one of the people you consider your friend decide to sit next you and instead make fun of u for sitting alone

 

[Grainbrain_Zombie]

Are they really your friends , when the seat next to you is empty and not one of the people you consider your friend decide to sit next you and instead make fun of u for sitting alone

Damn thats rough. Improve ur friendmaking ability. But in that situation idk what the best reaction is. I would like to crash out and catch a fade with the ”friend@ mocking me but it will cause more harm than good

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

Damn thats rough. Improve ur friendmaking ability. But in that situation idk what the best reaction is. I would like to crash out and catch a fade with the ”friend@ mocking me but it will cause more harm than good

I just accept my fate now , 3 1/2 more years till this shots over

But I dont know if I will last that long

I really want all of this to be over with

1. Maybe I dropout
2. Maybe I go elliot Rodger
3. Maybe I take my own life

 

[Grainbrain_Zombie]

I just accept my fate now

Yeah same tbh. I Just don’t have the charisma
Yo do you ever sit down and think there’s 8 billion NIGGAS in the world. Why wiuld anyone want to be with me?
I just think about how everyoneMs social circle is already so full there’s no way to Slot in

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

Yeah same tbh. I Just don’t have the charisma
Yo do you ever sit down and think there’s 8 billion NIGGAS in the world. Why wiuld anyone want to be with me?
I just think about how everyoneMs social circle is already so full there’s no way to Slot in

Exactly what I think, I go from one person to another in hopes of staring a friendship but all I get is humiliation and made fun of

 

[shitskinmogger88]

Explain , its the first day today and I am already sitting alone in bus and all the normies behind are making fun of me

Brutal, i meant soak your socks in ice cold water and wear them then go outside (at night is better) and stay there for 10-15min after a while say you dony feel well so you need to see a doctor now important before you go see a doctor to rub a hot steaming towel atleast for 15min and then drink banana and sprite (this makes you vomit so make sure to have smth to vomit in) this method is foolproof (atleast for me) i wish you the best bro goodluck

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

Damn thats rough. Improve ur friendmaking ability. But in that situation idk what the best reaction is. I would like to crash out and catch a fade with the ”friend@ mocking me but it will cause more harm than good

I am not built for this society

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

Brutal, i meant soak your socks in ice cold water and wear them then go outside (at night is better) and stay there for 10-15min after a while say you dony feel well so you need to see a doctor now important before you go see a doctor to rub a hot steaming towel atleast for 15min and then drink banana and sprite (this makes you vomit so make sure to have smth to vomit in) this method is foolproof (atleast for me) i wish you the best bro goodluck

Thank u

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

Brutal, i meant soak your socks in ice cold water and wear them then go outside (at night is better) and stay there for 10-15min after a while say you dony feel well so you need to see a doctor now important before you go see a doctor to rub a hot steaming towel atleast for 15min and then drink banana and sprite (this makes you vomit so make sure to have smth to vomit in) this method is foolproof (atleast for me) i wish you the best bro goodluck

For how many days would this work ?

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

if u really have to provide a reason, just say u got conjuctivitis or something

This. Conjunctivitis is super contagious, just saying it's name will give the school authorities the ick and support your decision to stay away. Skip the entire week, then by the time anybody sees you again the following week, you're all better again. You could stay up late the night before you go back to school, so you're tired with red eyes to make it seem real.

Or say it's covid. I bet college would be super lawful goy about covid even now.

 

[ItsOverForMe777]

This. Conjunctivitis is super contagious, just saying it's name will give the school authorities the ick and support your decision to stay away. Skip the entire week, then by the time anybody sees you again the following week, you're all better again. You could stay up late the night before you go back to school, so you're tired with red eyes to make it seem real.

Or say it's covid. I bet college would be super lawful goy about covid even now.

But i need a doctor report

 

[shitskinmogger88]

For how many days would this work ?

For me it worked for up to 2-3 days the conjunctivitis idea from the other users is a good idea too u can do it with my ideas