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how do u do it?
 
Ask reddit, they're the experts, apparently...
 
its all about personality and confidence
 
get some money and fuck a whore
 
1. Grab a brick (or another heavy object)
2. Approach subject from behind
3. Hit the subject with the brick over the head
4. Drag the subject to a secluded area
5. $$$$
 
It's easy. Just have good looks and be neurotypical.
 
Work on your personality sweaty. And benchpress your therapist in the shower 3x a day
Confidence personality positive attitude incel
 
Just be the bare fucking minimum, chud!
 
Take 100,000 showers every day MINIMUM chud!
 
Omg you just gotta shower
 
Go to an animal shelter
 
Here’s the no-bullshit 2025 version, ranked by actual effectiveness (not Reddit karma):


  1. Get reasonably jacked + good faceMost important cheat code. 12–15% bodyfat + visible muscle beats 99% of “game” lines.
  2. Look like money / high status without braggingClean fits, good watch/shoes/jewelry, nice smell, moves like you belong in expensive places.
  3. Be where the women actually are (2025 meta)
    • Gym classes (not just weights)
    • Dance (salsa/bachata/kizomba/tango)
    • Hobby groups with 60%+ women (ceramics, yoga, cooking classes, pole, climbing)
    • Daygame university campus / nice shopping streets / dog parks
    • Smaller music festivals & raves
  4. Talk like a normal high-value man, not a pickup artist
    • Tease lightly
    • Ask real questions + actually listen
    • Touch early & calibrated (arm, lower back, hair)
    • Sexualize conversation gradually but don’t wait forever
    • Leave on high note → number → date within 24–72 h
  5. Fastest pipeline right now (2025)Hinge / Bumble + gym physique + 3–4 very strong photos + funny but masculine profile → 3–7 dates/week is realistic for top 15–20% guys.
  6. Cold reality checklist your friend is missing (most common Ls)
    • Looks like shit / dresses like shit
    • Zero muscle
    • Stinks (hygiene + fragrance game weak)
    • Only talks to girls online
    • Waits 2 weeks to ask for date
    • Scared to escalate physically
    • Thinks “rizz” lines matter more than looking like a sexual option

Fix the mirror first → everything else 3–10× easier.


Tell your fren: lift, fix hair/skin/teeth/style, go where women are IRL, speak like a man who already fucks, escalate.


No shortcut past that in 2026. Good luck to the homie.
 
It's simple really just be attractive
 
Be atleast a chad and a millionare in your early 20’s ony way to impress a bitchass foid these days
 
just be yourself
 
incel revolution thats how
 
Go to an animal shelter
Yeah im getting back into that phase we're need to find a women quickly. Im about to go to church or some shit its getting overwhelming my need for sex. Hopefully I can charm some chick and get what I want
 
For incels impossible
 

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