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How to get any girl’s number: A guide

mathgod

mathgod

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I discovered this trick from personal experience (see my last post!) This is a pickup-artist guide to getting any girl’s number This is how I got my first ever number last month! This is the super easy trick you never learned, because they don’t want you to know!

First of all, who are you, that this trick applies? You are, like me, a disgusting, monstrous looking, spergy fuck who can’t hold a conversation, and whose mere presence frightens females.

Here’s how you do it:

1. Identify the female you want

2. Follow her for a week or so. Track her movements. It’s easier if you own a car, then you can sit in your car and wait for her to leave her office/business where she works, follow her home, wait outside her home and note when she leaves for work, etc

3. Once you know her daily movements, you can approach her at night, when she’s isolated and separated from anyone else

4. Try to look as imposing and scary as possible, maybe wear one of those body suits on Amazon so you look big and strong and not like a little weak faggot that you are

5. If you’re low inhib, use plenty of alcohol and maybe adderall, ritalin to build confidence

6. Approach her and blurt out whatever spergy bullshit comes to mind “hey uhhh whats up i think i know you i like you a lot we should hang out sometime, can i have your number”

7. Linger around until she gives you her number

8. She will give her number, “because of the implication”


There you go! This approach is actually easier for incels, because females are already terrified of us and already view us as disgusting, terrifying monsters. In fact, whenever an incel interacts with a female, this is how she sees us, so you might as well just go all the way!
 
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Thanks for the advice, officer!
 
Speedrunning life in solitary confinement
 
Speedrunning life in solitary confinement
But you didn’t actually hurt anyone or do anything violent or illegal, no? You just politely asked for her number
 
But you didn’t actually hurt anyone or do anything violent or illegal, no? You just politely asked for her number
Unless you record the entire interaction she can just say to a cop that you raped her
 
Trvth nvke

It also might be optimal to prey on low-income/poverty foids because theyre more vulnerable and less likely to carry pepper sprey, still unobtainable for heightcels and framecels.
 
Im gonna need a bigger wheelbarrow for all the numbers I collected!
 
Just rape her in theory
 
Ted Bundymaxxing kinda crazy
 
how to get accused of rape 101
 
1º: Look like a chad
 
1. Identify the female you want

2. Follow her for a week or so. Track her movements. It’s easier if you own a car, then you can sit in your car and wait for her to leave her office/business where she works, follow her home, wait outside her home and note when she leaves for work, etc

3. Once you know her daily movements, you can approach her at night, when she’s isolated and separated from anyone else

4. Try to look as imposing and scary as possible, maybe wear one of those body suits on Amazon so you look big and strong and not like a little weak faggot that you are

5. If you’re low inhib, use plenty of alcohol and maybe adderall, ritalin to build confidence

6. Approach her and blurt out whatever spergy bullshit comes to mind “hey uhhh whats up i think i know you i like you a lot we should hang out sometime, can i have your number”

7. Linger around until she gives you her number

8. She will give her number, “because of the implication”
Shark Tank Writing GIF
 
She can give to you a fake number
 
Fed larp posting
 
At least in jail I wont have to work
 
Nah too long, the reality is in three words : Just be Chad
 
Jail speedrun
 
Well you this is solite way to get sex, aslong as you consider gettin raped by some thuggmaxxed niggers in prison as sex
 
Lowkey rape guide :feelsbaton:
 
3. Once you know her daily movements, you can approach her at night, when she’s isolated and separated from anyone else
and thats where it ends for her kek
 
i gotta grow another 6 inches vertically for that to work
 
Why get her number when you can just rape her
 
I asked for a girls number and I’m now here in jail awaiting for trail
 
Thanks for this guide, currently held in a maximum security prison because of it

Now i gotta shit out fent baggies for a living
 
Step 1: be attractive
 
This advice has served me well... in prison.
 

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