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RageFuel How to get a girlfriend: Advice from a girl.

How to get girlfriend from femoid (every post is like this):
Step 1-5: empty bullshit about talking to her or something I don’t know
Step 5:10: be yourself
Step 11: have hygene

Also note all of these steps are vague and empty, because they don’t work and the foid typing is obviously full of shit

I could program an AI to post what these retards post, I read women like a book.
 

How to get a girlfriend:​


1. Be born 6'5, white, with rich parents
2. say holla as you stare at hot ass
3. She will appreciate that you lust after her ass
4. you swap numbers and then STDs
 
The REAL guide how to get femoids:
1. Be 6'1+
2. Have some forward growth on your face
3. Don't be balding

And that's it :feelsokman: :blackpill:
 
I'm not reading that blue pilled dog shit, sorry bro. Too infuriating.
 

How to get a girlfriend:​


1. Be born 6'5, white, with rich parents
2. say holla as you stare at hot ass
3. She will appreciate that you lust after her ass
4. you swap numbers and then STDs
 
It's not only a good, it's also a child jfl
 
Imagine being a completely bluepilled guy and having your knowledge about women come from posts like these :lul:

 
The REAL guide how to get femoids:
1. Be 6'1+
2. Have some forward growth on your face
3. Don't be balding

And that's it :feelsokman: :blackpill:
I'll find you if after bimax i wont get anyone :feelshehe:
 
>100% money back guarantee

Where's my money whore
 
Queen is teaching us how to simp.
 
Imagine being a completely bluepilled guy and having your knowledge about women come from posts like these :lul:


Take the Shari’s Berries pills
 
1619617622441
 
The amount of simping required jfl :feelsrope:

Chad just has to slap her ass and he's got himself a lifelong partner (at least until he gets bored of her)
 
...she says as she happily posts this to reddit, after which she cuddles back in bed with her gigachad 10/10 razor sharp chin boyfriend.
 
If you’re not already; become friends with her. She not gonna have a crush on you unless she’s spoken to you at least a few times.
:bluepill::feelstastyman:
Wrong from the start.
 
Imagine being a completely bluepilled guy and having your knowledge about women come from posts like these :lul:


as a curiosity that this guy has a gf and is a tall high tier normie now (i found his insta a while ago)
 
to much effort. would rather rape (a creeper in minecraft)
 

How to get a girlfriend:​


1. Be born 6'5, white, with rich parents
2. say holla as you stare at hot ass
3. She will appreciate that you lust after her ass
4. you swap numbers and then STDs
That's it. Especially #1
 
Just walk with her into the class theory
 
I love how they make it sound so mysterious and oh you have to do this, that and that, agree with her, but not too much, whatever, when in reality you just have to be attractive and tall. Must keep the beta orbiters around.
 
typical cuckit
 
1) be tall
2) be white
3) have a long straight sharp jawline
4) have full hair
5) BONUS: be abusive

Thats it. Fuck womens bluepilled-nowhere-leading-advice
...she says as she happily posts this to reddit, after which she cuddles back in bed with her gigachad 10/10 razor sharp chin boyfriend.
This
 
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How to get a girlfriend:​


1. Be born 6'5, white, with rich parents
2. say holla as you stare at hot ass
3. She will appreciate that you lust after her ass
4. you swap numbers and then STDs
 
Imagine being a completely bluepilled guy and having your knowledge about women come from posts like these :lul:


His spirit will be shattered once he grows older and saw her dating a chad on Facebook. Even if Chad isn't a good dancer, she will go with him because he is good-looking. That blue-pilled boy doesn't realize that no matter how good dancing he is, he will never have a hot girlfriend like her. Not to mention that he wore a fedora hat make him looked dumber because he is not an old man. Notice at the end of the video, the girls laugh and giggle because he is acting weird.

One day if he is lucky, he actually will end up dating nerd Becky who likes to read a stupid Harry Potter book and science.
 
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Sorry foid but none of that works if you're ugly and non nt
 
The real 100% blackpill guide to have a girlfriend;

1) Be tall above 5'10
2) Have a good jawline
3) Full hair and thick hairline
4) Have a ton of money
5) If not have money, be a lowlife thug
6) Treat her like shit
7) Must have a good social skill
8) Must always find a way to make her laugh (this can be an extremely difficult task for a male who is autistic or Asperger)
9) Must be behaved completely normal, no autism and no Asperger symptom shown.
10) No disability such as handicapped, mental retardation, deafness, blindness, etc. These are a huge turn-off to most ignorant females.

Usually, the first things the girls will scan on guy is 1), 2),3) & 10). Later on 7) & 9) well as 4) & 5)
 
bE HoNEsT aNd GeNuInE
 
thanks. ascended me. goodbye everyone :feelsokman: :feelsYall:
 
they're literally all the same, parroting the same wrong shit over and over again and expecting it to become a truth, such mindless npcs
 
Not gonna read is all but can tell every paragraph is gaslighting, virtue signaling and lies
 
His spirit will be shattered once he grows older and saw her dating a chad on Facebook. Even if Chad isn't a good dancer, she will go with him because he is good-looking. That blue-pilled boy doesn't realize that no matter how good dancing he is, he will never have a hot girlfriend like her. Not to mention that he wore a fedora hat make him looked dumber because he is not an old man. Notice at the end of the video, the girls laugh and giggle because he is acting weird.

One day if he is lucky, he actually will end up dating nerd Becky who likes to read a stupid Harry Potter book and science.
This is exactly what happened actually. She ended dating the tall and statusmaxxed quarterback. It's moderately lifefuel because the guy is normie looking at best but he's probably extremely NT and statusmaxxed being a qb.


Her instagram is pure suifuel though because she lifemogs us all to oblivion. Got into an elite uni, had an acting career and looks extremely NT.


Garret also grew up to be better looking, upped his style and grew out of the awkwardness and finally got a Becky.

 
I love how they make it sound so mysterious and oh you have to do this, that and that, agree with her, but not too much, whatever, when in reality you just have to be attractive and tall. Must keep the beta orbiters around.
 
The REAL guide how to get femoids:
1. Be 6'1+
2. Have some forward growth on your face
3. Don't be balding

And that's it :feelsokman: :blackpill:
80 percent of all men lose.
1) be tall
2) be white
3) have a long straight sharp jawline
4) have full hair
5) BONUS: be abusive

Thats it. Fuck womens bluepilled-nowhere-leading-advice

This
It's true because number 5 you have to be bossy. They don't like nice guys even if you don't fit the nice guy type.
 
I don't get it why do npcs view personality as the final decider? In a biological perspective that makes zero sense. A good personality doesn't indicate a good set of genes.
 
Not a single word
 

How to get a girlfriend:​


1. Be born 6'5, white, with rich parents
2. say holla as you stare at hot ass
3. She will appreciate that you lust after her ass
4. you swap numbers and then STDs
Based
 
I ain't believing that one chief, Im not reading shit
 
The amount of simping required jfl :feelsrope:

Chad just has to slap her ass and he's got himself a lifelong partner (at least until he gets bored of her)
I had to waste 28 years of my life figuring out what woman really want, woman are far dumber than I'm and have no incentive on finding out because they got attraction from males and even other females for free without effort.

They don't know shit about getting a girlfriend they never had to think about it, simping doesnt work, there have been guys who simp for years and never work figure out why... While a random stranger comes and gets her in one night.
 
“Become friends with her”
Step 1 and this is already a bunch of bullshit lmao.
she’ll make it aware if she is into you.
 
You have guys out there that actually take what she says seriously lmao.
 

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