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Serious How to gain weight fast?

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I lost so much weight since I went NEET. My face looks like skeletor and even my dick got skinnier, it feels tiny in my hand. I need to get fat within 5 days, tell me how.
 
Soy can
 
Just eat like a hippo and don’t move away from your chair theory
 
How tf do you lose weight being a neet? I would just eat all day lolz.
 
just mcdonaldmaxx bro
 
Don't know why you would (you're better off looking like a skeleton than being fat), but eat foods with a lot of sugar and fat and as little fiber as possible. Drink hard liquer. Sleep a lot. If I had to do it, I'd eat pizza with extra cheese, pancakes with Nutella and wash it down with Jack & coke. Take a nap, take a shit, repeat.
 
Binge on carbs and saturated fats, maximize water retention as well, water weight will definitely pump up your numbers
 
Don't know why you would (you're better off looking like a skeleton than being fat), but eat foods with a lot of sugar and fat and as little fiber as possible. Drink hard liquer. Sleep a lot. If I had to do it, I'd eat pizza with extra cheese, pancakes with Nutella and wash it down with Jack & coke. Take a nap, take a shit, repeat.
I feel physically weaker. I think my muscles starting to deteriorate from starvation
 
Just don’t try vyvanse. Even if it’s tempting because it’s a 10/10 meme.

Because then you’ll eat much less.
 
I feel physically weaker. I think my muscles starting to deteriorate from starvation
They're not going to get much stronger from overeating and not doing anything. If you want to get stronger, eat a high protein calorie rich diet and do some strength training. Otherwise you're deliberately making yourself uglier and less healthy. Humans have evolved to be on the edge of starvation most of the time.
 
There is weight gainers i believe.
What is your bmi btw?
 
smoke weed all day then eat all day then never exercise
 
I can't seem to gain weight no matter how much I eat
 

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