LifeFuel How to fap correctly

[Jailbaitmaxxer]

If you're using towels, toilet paper, socks, underwear or the toilet to empy your jizz in you're doing it wrong. If you're only doing it in the shower you're also doing it wrong because you're dependent on the shower and can only do it there. I'll now reveal to you the only true method to catch up your semen.

Use a plastic bowl. Something like this




You're welcome. Thank me later.

 

[smegma producer]

i just shoot my seed at the floor in a corner, can clean it later.

 

[aswellfella]

i just shoot my seed at the floor in a corner, can clean it later.

yeah

 

[Jailbaitmaxxer]

i just shoot my seed at the floor in a corner, can clean it later.

yeah

not optimal at all though, that way you can't fap in bed, while sitting on a chair or standing. you also have to wipe the floor clean which again takes effort.

 

[aswellfella]

not optimal at all though, that way you can't fap in bed, while sitting on a chair or standing. you also have to wipe the floor clean which again takes effort.

dude you're thinking about this WAY too hard

 

[smegma producer]

not optimal at all though, that way you can't fap in bed, while sitting on a chair or standing. you also have to wipe the floor clean which again takes effort.

you can fap from bed if you got good aim and pressure, and i have too clean the floor anyway

 

[Jailbaitmaxxer]

you can fap from bed if you got good aim and pressure, and i have too clean the floor anyway

but then you have to aim and lose focus of the sex object and climax.

 

[smegma producer]

but then you have to aim and lose focus of the sex object and climax.

not if you aim before you start the sesh

 

[TheGrayWolf]

I have foreskin and can't pull it back when hard (phimosis). Fapping with foreskin > without <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< sex with attractive woman (assumed ofc)

 

[Jailbaitmaxxer]

I have foreskin and can't pull it back when hard (phimosis). Fapping with foreskin > without <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< sex with attractive woman (assumed ofc)

how does that matter if you have foreskin?

 

[TheCatMan]

Jailbaitmaxxer?

 

[dead.ahead]

Eye opening thread right here. I would have continued to use the sink if not for you... Dear god. Thank you for opening my eyes, I seriously had NO FUCKING IDEA how to nut beforehand. Eye opening shit right here

 

[HeinzKell]

If you're using towels, toilet paper, socks, underwear or the toilet to empy your jizz in you're doing it wrong. If you're only doing it in the shower you're also doing it wrong because you're dependent on the shower and can only do it there. I'll now reveal to you the only true method to catch up your semen.

Use a plastic bowl. Something like this

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You're welcome. Thank me later.

I thought I was a fucking loser for using underwear but this opened my eyes

 

[NoPointOnLiving]

Very useful. Thanks.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

how does that matter if you have foreskin?

how does what matter? phimosis means you can't pull back foreskin.

for sex, you have to be able to pull it back when hard.

for me it is not relevant anyway, idk why I'm "worrying" about it.

but for masturbating it does not matter, that's what I'm saying.

 

[jaydante47]

just drink it up
free protein

 

[Jailbaitmaxxer]

how does what matter? phimosis means you can't pull back foreskin.

for sex, you have to be able to pull it back when hard.

for me it is not relevant anyway, idk why I'm "worrying" about it.

but for masturbating it does not matter, that's what I'm saying.

I mean how does it relate to the method of catching the semen with a plastic bowl?

 

[Jailbaitmaxxer]

Eye opening thread right here. I would have continued to use the sink if not for you... Dear god. Thank you for opening my eyes, I seriously had NO FUCKING IDEA how to nut beforehand. Eye opening shit right here

The sink? Are you joking or not?

 

[dead.ahead]

The sink? Are you joking or not?

Nobody nuts into a sink nigga, it was a joke

 

[Da_Yunez]

dude you're thinking about this WAY too hard

 

[Incline]

I have foreskin and can't pull it back when hard (phimosis). Fapping with foreskin > without <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< sex with attractive woman (assumed ofc)

I have it too but I once bought a sex doll a small one where it was only ass part of the toy and I used lube and I could fuck it when I was hard so I assume that its not going to be a major problem with real pussy but idk

 

[incelmadara]

With age your quality will be so crap you can catch it with your hand youre using

 

[AlexDelarge]

socks

 

[TheGrayWolf]

I have it too but I once bought a sex doll a small one where it was only ass part of the toy and I used lube and I could fuck it when I was hard so I assume that its not going to be a major problem with real pussy but idk

ah nice is it good to practice? (in case I see sex escort one day - not what I really want so let's see) but unfortunately I read/think it can be problem with real pussy

 

[Incline]

ah nice is it good to practice? (in case I see sex escort one day - not what I really want so let's see) but unfortunately I read/think it can be problem with real pussy

idk it felt tight but it worked so...

I hope the women wont get mad when they see my phismosis even the escorts or its over

 

[TheGrayWolf]

idk it felt tight but it worked so...

I hope the women wont get mad when they see my phismosis even the escorts or its over

Who knows! Let's hope so

 

[juche necromancer]

idk it felt tight but it worked so...

I hope the women wont get mad when they see my phismosis even the escorts or its over

You need to get on top of that asap, buy Phimocure rings.

 

[Incline]

You need to get on top of that asap, buy Phimocure rings.

I think its too late to fix it JFL but I will try

 

[Jailbaitmaxxer]

Eye opening thread right here. I would have continued to use the sink if not for you... Dear god. Thank you for opening my eyes, I seriously had NO FUCKING IDEA how to nut beforehand. Eye opening shit right here

How do you nut? I bet it's not as streamlined as my perfected method.

 

[Cautious Raven]

dude you're thinking about this WAY too hard

Jfl

 

[VideoGameCoper]

I just shoot my cum into an old sock and then wash it when it’s too dirty

 

[Runt171]

i just shoot my seed at the floor in a corner, can clean it later.

Ffs You have an anime profile pic too

 

[Enigmaz]

What would be the difference you're going to wash it down the drain anyway; fapping in the shower is optimal

 

[SandNiggerKANG]

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Ffs You have an anime profile pic too

 

[smegma producer]

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Ffs You have an anime profile pic too

is not a foid atleast

 

[Runt171]

is not a foid atleast

Yeah I guess

Its funny hamza even says this shit because he just narrowly escaped being an incel himself

 

[smegma producer]

Yeah I guess

Its funny hamza even says this shit because he just narrowly escaped being an incel himself

might upgrade too cum wall, less need for cleaning and there is this weird corner near my goon spot

 

[Runt171]

might upgrade too cum wall, less need for cleaning and there is this weird corner near my goon spot

I wouldn’t call that an upgrade
An upgrade would be cumming inside a foid

 

[smegma producer]

I wouldn’t call that an upgrade
An upgrade would be cumming inside a foid

too expensive

 

[Runt171]

too expensive

It only costs good genes bro

 

[smegma producer]

It only costs good genes bro

dont got any of those, maybe get a loan to buy some?

 

[Runt171]

dont got any of those, maybe get a loan to buy some?

No loan for your face

 

[PurgatoryPass]

Ideally, plant a cactus in the bowl and only use this unconventional watering method. See what kind of seed we are spilling.