Discussion How to deal with a pigeon in a chess game?

[Gyros_Pretcel]

You are winning, but the pigeon decides to knock the meeples over and shit and piss all over the board. The board is life. All other adjacent gaming sessiona are owned by other pigeons, also they won't let you play or upright enslave you. Not playing the game means death / suicide. What will you do? Shoot pigeons?

@BummerDrummer

 

[Animecel2D]

Yes you shoot the pigeon

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Yes you shoot the pigeon

Ok, notated.

 

[Animecel2D]

Ok kept in mind.

Generally, a size 6 to 7 shot is ideal, giving a good spread but still offering a hard enough knock to bring the pigeon down. In terms of weight, while you want enough of a load, too much and you’ll find that after a full day in the hide, your shoulder might be suffering, so stick to anything between 29g and 32g. This combination should give you enough speed and power to bring down the woodies.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Man I don’t fucking know man

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Man I don’t fucking know man

You are the libertarian egoist anarchist here, supposed to know how to react. The pap€rnigg€r$ have taken over our government with their money and skewed the game. Where did we the people go wrong?

 

[Deleted member 21230]

I would start shitting myself

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I would start shitting myself

@Atavistic Autist (AA)

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

You are the libertarian egoist anarchist here, supposed to know how to react. The pap€rnigg€r$ have taken over our government with their money and skewed the game. Where did we the people go wrong?

Dude I’m fucking zooted idk

 

[Deleted member 25707]

You use the Pigeonhole principle

 

[Deleted member 26506]

Dude I’m fucking zooted idk

You are libertarian?

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

You are libertarian?

I just wanna kill women, deport brown people and have no government to tell me what to do.

 

[LooksAreLife]

pigeons me

 

[Deleted member 26506]

I just wanna kill women, deport brown people and have no government to tell me what to do.

fucking based

 

[Neggr]

what are u talking about

 

[Deleted member 26140]

If I had that figured out, I wouldn't be here.

 

[Huntedbyhate]

Ascend by fucking the pigeon and using the half human half pigeon offspring to take over the world