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Let's face it: Most men are naturally inclined to simp for holes (including a substantial amount of users on this forum). Most men delude themselves into thinking that their girlfriends are something special and not like other holes (GIGACOPE). Additionally, some users hope for a miracle and think that they could potentially be outliers, which could happen, but it's probably more likely to win the lottery.
Don't get me wrong, sometimes I have a little bit of hope too, especially when some random foid doesn't treat me like an absolute piece of shit. "Maybe I'm not that hideous. Maybe I'm actually tall enough for her. Maybe I have to keep approaching w*men and maybe one of them will give me a chance". You get the point. Eventually, you start to fantasize about ascending, but given the overwhelming evidence, you quickly realize that this probably won't happen.
However, there is a cure for this: Every time this delusional fantasy crosses your mind, you should listen what my good friend Mel thinks about holes.
"She smiled at me!!! Does that mean that she likes me?" Your thoughts on this, Mel?
https://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/373895
Interesting, Mel. Very insightful.
"Most men are betabuxxing anyway, so maybe I can impress her with money!!"
https://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/373878
[UWSL]"She seems so quirky and guess what?! she also likes anime !!!"[/UWSL]
[UWSL]https://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/373869[/UWSL]
[UWSL]Tell me Mel, what is the main purpose of w*men on this planet? [/UWSL]
[UWSL]https://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/373871[/UWSL]
The full rant is on YouTube, so check it out.
@Lebensmüder
@DepravedAndDeprived
@Dregster666
@Transcended Trucel
Don't get me wrong, sometimes I have a little bit of hope too, especially when some random foid doesn't treat me like an absolute piece of shit. "Maybe I'm not that hideous. Maybe I'm actually tall enough for her. Maybe I have to keep approaching w*men and maybe one of them will give me a chance". You get the point. Eventually, you start to fantasize about ascending, but given the overwhelming evidence, you quickly realize that this probably won't happen.
However, there is a cure for this: Every time this delusional fantasy crosses your mind, you should listen what my good friend Mel thinks about holes.
"She smiled at me!!! Does that mean that she likes me?" Your thoughts on this, Mel?
https://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/373895
Interesting, Mel. Very insightful.
"Most men are betabuxxing anyway, so maybe I can impress her with money!!"
https://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/373878
[UWSL]"She seems so quirky and guess what?! she also likes anime !!!"[/UWSL]
[UWSL]https://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/373869[/UWSL]
[UWSL]Tell me Mel, what is the main purpose of w*men on this planet? [/UWSL]
[UWSL]https://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/373871[/UWSL]
The full rant is on YouTube, so check it out.
@Lebensmüder
@DepravedAndDeprived
@Dregster666
@Transcended Trucel