
Lifeisbullshit95
Another day, another mental breakdown.
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- Oct 17, 2018
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IF YOU'RE UGLY, your existence is a CRIME. Women's eyes GLITCH when they see you, like their brains can't process such a VISUAL INSULT.
-You smile? CREEPY.
-You're quiet? WEIRD.
-You breathe? AUDACIOUS.
IF YOU'RE HOT? Suddenly, EVERYTHING YOU DO IS CHARMING. You could LITERALLY EAT SHIT and she'd giggle and say "OMG, he's so edgy !"
LIFE AS AN UGLY MAN IS LIKE BEING AN NPC IN A WORLD FULL OF PLAYER CHARACTERS. You ever notice how women's eyes GLOSS OVER when you speak? Like their brain CTRL+ALTs itself just to avoid processing your subhuman voice? LOL. Meanwhile, Chad could recite the McDonald's menu and she's WETTER THAN A FISH MARKET.
THE UGLY MAN EXPERIENCE:
- "You're so nice!" = "I would rather French kiss a French bulldog than date you."
- "Let's be friends!" = "I need someone to carry my emotional baggage while I get railed by Tyrone and Chad"
- "Confidence is key!" = "Unless you're ugly, then it's 'creepy.'"
IT'S OVER. You could CURE CANCER and she'd still say "Ew, why is he looking at me?" Meanwhile, CHAD'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IS NOT GETTING AN STD YET and he's DROWNING IN PUSSY.
THE BLACKPILL IS REAL:
- LOOKS = LIFE
- MONEY = COPING
- PERSONALITY = WHAT YOU TELL UGLY MEN TO SHUT THEM UP
BUT Hey, KEEP SIMPING, KING! Maybe if you LICK HER BOOTS HARD ENOUGH, she'll let you HOLD HER PURSE while she texts Chad "Whats up?" at 2AM.
DISCLAIMER: This post was fact-checked by real ugly men (it's true). Stay broke, stay ugly, stay mad.
BONUS ROUND: Imagine working a 9-5 just to afford THERAPY for the trauma of being born with THE FACE OF A DEFEATED ROMAN PEASANT. Meanwhile, Chad is literally ILLITERATE but gets LAID because his JAWLINE COULD CUT DIAMONDS.
MODERN DATING IS A WAR CRIME and we're all CASUALTIES OF THE GENETIC LOTTERY. GOODNIGHT, SWEET PRINCES.
P.S. If you related to this, ROPE IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU. Suffer longer.
It's over.
-You smile? CREEPY.
-You're quiet? WEIRD.
-You breathe? AUDACIOUS.
IF YOU'RE HOT? Suddenly, EVERYTHING YOU DO IS CHARMING. You could LITERALLY EAT SHIT and she'd giggle and say "OMG, he's so edgy !"
LIFE AS AN UGLY MAN IS LIKE BEING AN NPC IN A WORLD FULL OF PLAYER CHARACTERS. You ever notice how women's eyes GLOSS OVER when you speak? Like their brain CTRL+ALTs itself just to avoid processing your subhuman voice? LOL. Meanwhile, Chad could recite the McDonald's menu and she's WETTER THAN A FISH MARKET.
THE UGLY MAN EXPERIENCE:
- "You're so nice!" = "I would rather French kiss a French bulldog than date you."
- "Let's be friends!" = "I need someone to carry my emotional baggage while I get railed by Tyrone and Chad"
- "Confidence is key!" = "Unless you're ugly, then it's 'creepy.'"
IT'S OVER. You could CURE CANCER and she'd still say "Ew, why is he looking at me?" Meanwhile, CHAD'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IS NOT GETTING AN STD YET and he's DROWNING IN PUSSY.
THE BLACKPILL IS REAL:
- LOOKS = LIFE
- MONEY = COPING
- PERSONALITY = WHAT YOU TELL UGLY MEN TO SHUT THEM UP
BUT Hey, KEEP SIMPING, KING! Maybe if you LICK HER BOOTS HARD ENOUGH, she'll let you HOLD HER PURSE while she texts Chad "Whats up?" at 2AM.
DISCLAIMER: This post was fact-checked by real ugly men (it's true). Stay broke, stay ugly, stay mad.
BONUS ROUND: Imagine working a 9-5 just to afford THERAPY for the trauma of being born with THE FACE OF A DEFEATED ROMAN PEASANT. Meanwhile, Chad is literally ILLITERATE but gets LAID because his JAWLINE COULD CUT DIAMONDS.
MODERN DATING IS A WAR CRIME and we're all CASUALTIES OF THE GENETIC LOTTERY. GOODNIGHT, SWEET PRINCES.
P.S. If you related to this, ROPE IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU. Suffer longer.
It's over.