How to convince a woman to pity fuck/date me

[Truecel6]

What is the best way to make her merciful so she wants to be with me? I want to know some examples of piteous behaviours that i could apply

 

[Deleted member 24256]

Include me in screenshot plz

 

[Deleted member 27249]

be chad

 

[TheBasedCel]

have your face reconstructed

 

[grondilu]

You can swallow every bit of pride you have left in you and beg.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVJ9tOL28Qw

 

[RollD20]

I never heard of simping working. Maybe beg some hooker for some cheap sax.

 

[asdf1234]

Jfl, this is retarded, pity sex is only for Pretty boy chads

 

[Deleted member 14577]

pity sex is a meme