Let me give you inferior fucks some advice on how to be a better you. It won't get you bent over Stacy to fuck, but it will get you online approval and validation that you're not like those bad ones and have a beautiful and bright future ahead.
1. Ask Normans for advice. It's the online version of asking to suck their dicks and swallow the cum, a nice personality trait.
2. Be amazed by it. It doesn't really matter if your hygiene is exceptional, see, this is about human relationships. Show you're not a hopeless autist by being responsive to bullet points about nail cutting and importance of deodorant. A nice Norman typed all that out just for you, eager to share what he learned in college after a lot of trial and error. The least you can do is ask him to be your life mentor and reply using exclamation points.
3. Make a strong statement about how you value and respect women AND DONT BLAME THEM AT ALL for not wanting to fuck you when you have nothing to offer, because you can't imagine the idea that sex is an offer enough.
4. Constantly argue radical, edgy and cringey incels and proclaim how you're nothing like them and how much they piss you off. You can never overdo with sarcasm, normans will think you're smart the more you use it. Like ''gee, and you wonder why you can't get laid'' and then add the self deprecating ''at least I know I have nothing to offer women and don't blame them for not wanting to be with someone like me'' and the inevitably positive ''but I'm self improving!''
5. Two words: ''therapist'' and ''gym''. You've got to be into these essential parts of every good self improvement intent. And it's nice to get the word out that you're funding a Norman to do what they love (give you advice), it will really help identify you as a Norman friendly incelshit.
6. For a good Norman story, there has to be something you're very PASSIONATE about. A DREAM. You have to talk about it in ENTHUSIASTIC and PASSIONATE way but like you're a bit shy. Then normies will validate you BRO, THAT's AWESOME and relate. Then you just have to keep relating back and forth, answering and asking stupid questions about your HOBBY, until they get bored, and thank them for all the positive feedback and great advice. If they say ''pm me if you need to talk'' say ''I just might take you up on that offer, thank you man''. You just made a norman feel like a great person.
7. Don't forget to wash your mouth after you're done, remember hygiene.
1. Ask Normans for advice. It's the online version of asking to suck their dicks and swallow the cum, a nice personality trait.
2. Be amazed by it. It doesn't really matter if your hygiene is exceptional, see, this is about human relationships. Show you're not a hopeless autist by being responsive to bullet points about nail cutting and importance of deodorant. A nice Norman typed all that out just for you, eager to share what he learned in college after a lot of trial and error. The least you can do is ask him to be your life mentor and reply using exclamation points.
3. Make a strong statement about how you value and respect women AND DONT BLAME THEM AT ALL for not wanting to fuck you when you have nothing to offer, because you can't imagine the idea that sex is an offer enough.
4. Constantly argue radical, edgy and cringey incels and proclaim how you're nothing like them and how much they piss you off. You can never overdo with sarcasm, normans will think you're smart the more you use it. Like ''gee, and you wonder why you can't get laid'' and then add the self deprecating ''at least I know I have nothing to offer women and don't blame them for not wanting to be with someone like me'' and the inevitably positive ''but I'm self improving!''
5. Two words: ''therapist'' and ''gym''. You've got to be into these essential parts of every good self improvement intent. And it's nice to get the word out that you're funding a Norman to do what they love (give you advice), it will really help identify you as a Norman friendly incelshit.
6. For a good Norman story, there has to be something you're very PASSIONATE about. A DREAM. You have to talk about it in ENTHUSIASTIC and PASSIONATE way but like you're a bit shy. Then normies will validate you BRO, THAT's AWESOME and relate. Then you just have to keep relating back and forth, answering and asking stupid questions about your HOBBY, until they get bored, and thank them for all the positive feedback and great advice. If they say ''pm me if you need to talk'' say ''I just might take you up on that offer, thank you man''. You just made a norman feel like a great person.
7. Don't forget to wash your mouth after you're done, remember hygiene.
