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NSFW How to ascend: Bending the space-time continuum

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After making the last post and after going through hours of self reflection and deep contemplation, I have come to this conclusion:

The only way to ascend is by bending the space-time continuum.

Let me tell you how.

The space-time continuum theory of inceldom:
What is the most fundamental physical difference between a 400lb hambeast and a 15 yr old JB? The answer is space. A finite amount of lard takes a finite amount of space. An average 15 yr old JB occupies less than 2.5 cubic feet of three dimensional space, where a 400 hambeast will occupy 3~4 cubic feet. The difference is non-existing increase in volume if you compare with the amount of space occupied by the entire universe.

Again, what is the most fundamental physical difference between a 70 year old hag-whore and a 15 yr old JB? The answer is time. After 50 years down the road, all JBs that you are drooling over now will become 70 year old hag-whores. No escape. This 50~60 solar year is infinitesimally small time frame if you compare with the age of the universe.

Assume whores are particles in the universe (whore particles). We are suffering because we put too much emphasis on the differences of space-time entanglement over different whore particles.

How do I bend the space-time continuum?

Very simple, by watching BBW and Granny porns. You will not bend the space-time continuum itself, you will bend it in your mind.

Let's say, in terms of space, your current taste might look like this:
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But your goal is to end up shagging one of these:
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On the other hand, in terms of time, your current taste might look like this:
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But your goal is to end up appreciating this:
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Now, how do you condition your mind? Very simple,
  1. Conquering space: Keep watching what you are watching now, but gradually try to increase the body-mass of the whores. Let's say you are into 9/10 JB whores. Now try to watch some slightly curvy whores, then advance to full curvy, then fat, then full-figured and you will successfully end up appreciating 400lb hambeasts.
  2. Conquering time: Keep watching what you are watching now, but gradually try to watch porns from a bit older whores. Keep increasing their age, at one point you will start appreciating 80 year old hag-whores like this:
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Some practical strategies:
  1. Don't watch those porns in full stomach, if you throw up it will be a mess.
  2. Watch them while you are drunk.
  3. I know it's difficult, but try to imagine and immerse yourself while you are watching them. Being drunk will help.
  4. Try to fap to what you are watching.
  5. Don't go to sleep immediately after you finish watching, you might have suicide inducing nightmares.
  6. Once you become used to fapping while you are watching them, try again fapping while you are not watching or drunk.
  7. Practice, practice, practice. Did I say practice? Yea, keep fucking watching those BBW and Granny porns.
Hopefully, at a certain point all the windows to BBW and granny pussies will be opened to you and you will start to have deep conversation about life on okcupid with different gorgeous ladies like these:
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Pros? Everything is a pros. They are beautiful, they are experienced (not just sexually, they are experienced in many other ways), they are knowledgeable, understanding, romantic, sympathetic, the list goes on ...

Cons? Zero, nothing, nada.

You gonna ascend boyos!! Celebrate!!!
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There is no way in Hell will I ever be able to condition myself to such a very low point. I nearly vomitted just looking at some of the spoilers.

You are out of your mind dude. I'd rather betabux before touching an old bag of wrinkled skin and excessive fat.
 
Could this theorem be applied in the opposite direction? We could fuck babies and pretend we are time travelling forwards to when these children will be 18yo jailbaits. @chudur-budur your supreme IQ is required here.
Great point, you have just arrived at an corollary of the space-time entanglement of whore particles, I was doing in reverse direction but your technique is in forward direction, I don't know. I need to think about it.
You are out of your mind dude. I'd rather betabux before touching an old bag of wrinkled skin and excessive fat.
Lards are illusion boyo, as well as wrinkles, they are nothing but concoction of space-time entanglement over the whore partciles.
 
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

Best thread in a good while tbh.
 
Zyzz ascended.

Then the universe rushed to correct that gross violation of its cosmic laws and killed him off.

Actually cope Zyzz was never incel nobody ascends it's over.
 
This forum is a goldmine.
 
39123712841-31782489161=031=9231237=\1 iq
 
Thials thread should be an incel/blackpill artifact.
 
You know it’s a good thread when you start cracking up two sentences in.
 
Tags:
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Tags:
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Yea because you never know someone might search threads with keywords like granny, bbw, and space-time continuum.
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
This is great.
 
lebniz+(einstein*newton)² iq
 
Your whore particle and space-time continuum theory is excellent material. However I see a problem in this, if too many of us ascend like that, the pussy price will increase even further and nobody will be able to shag even a corpse.

By the way, the images are top notch material as well. Very instructive. Whore particles, that's amazing... :feelsgah:
 
whore particles

:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: god damn it @chudur-budur I'd buy you a spicy vindaloo

Contact CERN and ask them if they can prove the existence of the whore particle by smashing THOTS together in their LWC (Large Whore Collider). I predict the discovery of a particle called the THOT-boson.
 
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: god damn it @chudur-budur I'd buy you a spicy vindaloo

Contact CERN and ask them if they can prove the existence of the whore particle by smashing THOTS together in their LWC (Large Whore Collider). I predict the discovery of a particle called the THOT-boson.

Holy fucking kek :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

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lebniz+(einstein*newton)² iq
:feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman::lul::lul::lul:
Your whore particle and space-time continuum theory is excellent material. However I see a problem in this, if too many of us ascend like that, the pussy price will increase even further and nobody will be able to shag even a corpse.

By the way, the images are top notch material as well. Very instructive. Whore particles, that's amazing... :feelsgah:

High IQ hypothesis. :lul::lul::lul::lul::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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holy shit i remember this godly thread. needs to be stickied tbh
 
Just create a wormhole that starts at your bedroom door and connects to a jb's pussy and put your dick in it bro it's really easy it worked for me
 
I remember this shit from way back. Really needs a sticky.
 
Just create a wormhole that starts at your bedroom door and connects to a jb's pussy and put your dick in it bro it's really easy it worked for me
Would be better if I could just make that wormhole in my doritos bag, I could just fuck my doritos bag while sitting on my desk, I would not have to walk to the door.
I remember this shit from way back. Really needs a sticky.
:feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman::lul::lul::lul:
 
TLDR; just have a fetish for fat and old women



(I already do and I'm still an incel)
 
One of highest IQ posts on forum
 
This is a great thread. I cannot stop laughing :feelskek::feelskek:
 
"When I put my ear to the ground, I can hear your pulse pumping through your big, meaty personality all the way from here. It's gently shaking the ground. You've really improved your personality a lot, glad to see you're not a misogynist incel child molesting school shooter anymore and you've lowered your standards to your own league. Now all you have to do is get that promotion and that $200,000 salary and you'll actually be able to respect a perfect angel in a beautiful polyamorous relationship. It would be so adorable if your chastity cage matched her diamond ring..."

-With Non Binary, LGBT, cuckold friendly love... Your friend, BrazilianSigma
 
High effort shitpost. This is why i still browse this dumpster fire.
 
This is a great thread. I cannot stop laughing :feelskek::feelskek:
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
"When I put my ear to the ground, I can hear your pulse pumping through your big, meaty personality all the way from here. It's gently shaking the ground. You've really improved your personality a lot, glad to see you're not a misogynist incel child molesting school shooter anymore and you've lowered your standards to your own league. Now all you have to do is get that promotion and that $200,000 salary and you'll actually be able to respect a perfect angel in a beautiful polyamorous relationship. It would be so adorable if your chastity cage matched her diamond ring..."

-With Non Binary, LGBT, cuckold friendly love... Your friend, BrazilianSigma

LMAO WTF. :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

I'm touched.
High effort shitpost. This is why i still browse this dumpster fire.
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
One of highest IQ posts on forum
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman:
 
That's the dumbest shit I've ever read, saying this is high IQ is like saying nu-males are high IQ because they've already mastered this retarded technique of thinking that all foids are b00tiFuL. Excuse my autism, but I really hope this is satire
 
Massive Fucking Cope
 
JFl at this. Tbh it's a legit method. Meditation would help you change your beliefs
 
That's the dumbest shit I've ever read, saying this is high IQ is like saying nu-males are high IQ because they've already mastered this retarded technique of thinking that all foids are b00tiFuL. Excuse my autism, but I really hope this is satire

It's over for so-low-IQ-that-can't-differentiate-between-satire-and-serious-post-cel. Never began.

You should go back to reddit, incels.co is not for you boyo. Sorry.
 
It's over for so-low-IQ-that-can't-differentiate-between-satire-and-serious-post-cel. Never began.

You should go back to reddit, incels.co is not for you boyo. Sorry.
What part of "excuse my autism" don't you understand, I find that offensive
 
greycel necro moment
 
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