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Theory How the government can end inceldom

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Hentai Gooner
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Incels should not exist. The government should really do more to combat the incel epidemic. Allow me to propose a simple solution to the incel problem. You know how the police usually has special gang units to deal with gangs? :feelshehe:

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Just like gang units, every police department should have incel units to deal with incels. This unit will consist only of hot sluts like the pics below. They will monitor incel forums and flag any content they deem misogynistic or hateful. They will track down the user who said mean things about women and pay him a visit. Depending on what the incel said he will receive a different kind of punishment. The punishment for calling women "foids" will be a sloppy blowjob. Whether or not the lady cop sucks on his balls during the blowjob depends on how many times the incel used the word "foid". For more serious offenses like wishing grape upon women, vaginal sex and a creampie will be the punishment. Again, the number of times the incel posted about grape determines how many creampies he must give the lady cop. If he did it 4 times, he must krempee 4 times in a row. I think this is a great solution to end inceldom once and for all :feelsohh:

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They’d rather kill us all. Everyone I know doesn’t care about me/wants me out of their lives, one way or another.
 
Why is it when I search for hot woman cop most of my results are kikes? :waitwhat:
 
this is just rewarding aggressive hateful behavior
over for you if you are kind and timid
 
this is just rewarding aggressive hateful behavior
over for you if you are kind and timid
Do consider yourself kind and timid?
 
They should all be sent to me instead
 
this is just rewarding aggressive hateful behavior
over for you if you are kind and timid
That is not the point. The point is to de-radicalize and control the most extreme and hateful incels :feelsthink:
 
That actually sounds like hell :horror:

That's not satire btw, imagine how horrible it would be to get gang raped by roastie cops and having them ride you until you cum over and over. Your cock would be burning during the whole thing, I'd probably prefer if they would just kill me
 
That actually sounds like hell :horror:

That's not satire btw, imagine how horrible it would be to get gang raped by roastie cops and having them ride you until you cum over and over. Your cock would be burning during the whole thing, I'd probably prefer if they would just kill me
I agree. I am actually scared of sex due to many long years of inceldom. It would be so terrible and scary if a hot female cop kicked down my door and forced herself on my cock right now :forcedsmile:

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I agree. I am actually scared of sex due to many long years of inceldom. It would be so terrible and scary if a hot female cop kicked down my door and forced herself on my cock right now :forcedsmile:

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This but without the /s
 
No pls don't do this government it would be horrible what a punishment. :feelshaha:
 
That actually sounds like hell :horror:

That's not satire btw, imagine how horrible it would be to get gang raped by roastie cops and having them ride you until you cum over and over. Your cock would be burning during the whole thing, I'd probably prefer if they would just kill me
I might hate them for it. Why would I want to be beaten and raped by a foid?

Being overpowered by a female is brutal.
 
just arrest all single men, take their mugshots and put them on tinder and euthanize any that doesnt get 10 likes within 24 hours.
 
Pipeist of the pipe dream ever to be piped.
 
Seriously wtf is going on. They all have joo flags on their shoulders :feelsPop:

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Eastern European models paid to create Mossad propaganda
 
Police should hire BPD holes. They're willing to fuck anyone for attention or whatever dumb reasons they have. Make them useful fucking lonely men in exchange for not committing mass murder.
 
Police should hire BPD holes. They're willing to fuck anyone for attention or whatever dumb reasons they have. Make them useful fucking lonely men in exchange for not committing mass murder.
Anyone except us
 
unrealistic hypothetical unfortunately :feelsrope:
 
Police should hire BPD holes. They're willing to fuck anyone for attention or whatever dumb reasons they have. Make them useful fucking lonely men in exchange for not committing mass murder.
I honestly feel like I contribute more to society then these bpd whores
 
They’d rather kill us all. Everyone I know doesn’t care about me/wants me out of their lives, one way or another.
 
I honestly feel like I contribute more to society then these bpd whores
A useless autismbux leech like myself contributes more than BPD whores. All they do is spread misery and disease.
 
I will ascend with the female fbi agent who watches over the forum :feelsokman:
 
They ain't touching my BIC

Monogamous consenual relationship only
 
imagine how horrible it would be to get gang raped by roastie cops and having them ride you until you cum over and over. Your cock would be burning during the whole thing, I'd probably prefer if they would just kill me
Would you prefer them to be male cops?
 
They’d rather kill us all. Everyone I know doesn’t care about me/wants me out of their lives, one way or another.
 
What is crazy is that the west have exemple of whats decades of incels do to a country , look at korea and japan.

Now people start talking about the demographic impact of not having kids in some european countries lol

It's so over.
 

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