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How the fuck do you guys go to the barber

whogivesafucc

whogivesafucc

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I never look in the mirror, and I mean ever. When I go to the barber, it's probably the most traumatic experience on earth. All of your subhumanity is basically put under a lens, like how many mirrors do these fuckers have in there?????

you can't even avoid it, you will still see yourself in your peripheral vision no matter what. just sat there like an aspie with my eyes closed the entire time lol
 
It was painful to have to look at myself in the mirror, but I don't cut my hair anymore.
 
In a mirror I think I look ok sometimes but at the barbee I dont know what it is but I look so fucking subhuman that I look down all the time
 
Did I get around to rating you? I remember you being around a 4 IIRC. The main problem being your philtrum/upturned nose IIRC. There are plenty guys worse off than you and you're young, white and NW1 so that should count for something.
 
FACEandLMS said:
Did I get around to rating you? I remember you being around a 4 IIRC. The main problem being your philtrum/upturned nose IIRC. There are plenty guys worse off than you and you're young, white and NW1 so that should count for something.

Its not a contest who looks the most subhuman
 
Look at the floor.
 
FACEandLMS said:
Did I get around to rating you? I remember you being around a 4 IIRC. The main problem being your philtrum/upturned nose IIRC. There are plenty guys worse off than you and you're young, white and NW1 so that should count for something.

well, i look like a 4 in pictures but in the mirror i look like a 1.5/10, that's why it's a problem. i barely even look like a human, shit is literally fucking retarded.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
Look at the floor.

When im at the barber I look exactly like your avi except ugly as fuck
 
That is the worst bit, but if feels nice

Another bit I hate is the ear folding.
 
Dissapointment said:
When im at the barber I look exactly like your avi except ugly as fuck

That's the face of depression. I have that expression pretty much 24/7, which is why I have it both as my avi and sig. It perfectly encapsulates the feelings of an incel.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
That's the face of depression. I have that expression pretty much 24/7, which is why I have it both as my avi and sig. It perfectly encapsulates the feelings of an incel.

Yeah that look is the ultimate depression look
 
I just get the cut and get the fuck out. Also you can just close your eyes. Worst part is when he gives you a mirror and you see your subhuman face.
 
most of the faggots around here don't even go to a barber, they go to dumb roasties to cut their hair wrong and pay a premium price just because their hair gets cut by a dumb bitch.
 
i swear they have mirrors that make me look even worse, idk y, but i always look more subhuman than when i look in my mirror


eurocel said:
most of the faggots around here don't even go to a barber, they go to dumb roasties to cut their hair wrong and pay a premium price just because their hair gets cut by a dumb bitch.

barber is same price anyway wtf u talking about
 
I shave my hair off myself with an electric razor.
 
whogivesafucc said:
I never look in the mirror, and I mean ever. When I go to the barber, it's probably the most traumatic experience on earth. All of your subhumanity is basically put under a lens, like how many mirrors do these fuckers have in there?????

you can't even avoid it, you will still see yourself in your peripheral vision no matter what. just sat there like an aspie with my eyes closed the entire time lol

If you already realize it's over, either grow your hair and never go to the barber or just shave your own head (again, to avoid going to the barber)
 
Proof that most users here are mentalcels. I’ve been told that i’m a 2/10 and i have no problem looking at myself in the mirror.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Proof that most users here are mentalcels. I’ve been told that i’m a 2/10 and i have no problem looking at myself in the mirror.

Severe bdd dont know how imget rid of it ruins my life
 
Lmao closing your eyes during a haircut looks severely autistic.
 
I spend hours a day staring at a mirror trying to find an angle and distace where i look presentable
 
go to hot young female barber, who will touch and even caress your head as she cuts it

it's one of the all-time great classic copes for incels everywhere
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Proof that most users here are mentalcels. I’ve been told that i’m a 2/10 and i have no problem looking at myself in the mirror.

just the mirror. i have absolutely no trouble looking at myself in the selfie camera on the phone or pictures/videos etc etc

fucking mirrors are rigged
 
whogivesafucc said:
well, i look like a 4 in pictures but in the mirror i look like a 1.5/10, that's why it's a problem. i barely even look like a human, shit is literally fucking retarded.

Muh cope:

"I'm ugly. Look here's proof. Oh I look average? That's because I look better in pics". KEK.

Just teasing you but you are not a 1.5. If you are a 1.5 then I am -3. :sick:
 
I cut my own hair instead.
 
Nautica1983 said:
I cut my own hair instead.

You're lucky as fuck to know how to be able to do that. I'm jealous actually
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Proof that most users here are mentalcels. I’ve been told that i’m a 2/10 and i have no problem looking at myself in the mirror.

I'm non deformed in any regular mirror, but in the barber I can't for the life of me look normal. All my features look exaggerated, my nose, eye area, skull size.
 
whogivesafucc said:
You're lucky as fuck to know how to be able to do that. I'm jealous actually

You guys should try it. Buy a hand mirror and stand in front of your bathroom mirror so you can see behind your head. Find tutorials on YouTube and your good. Just be careful and patient when cutting it and if you fuck it up you can go to the barber and get it fixed. I fade my sides low and leave the top
 
FACEandLMS said:
Muh cope:

"I'm ugly. Look here's proof. Oh I look average? That's because I look better in pics". KEK.

Just teasing you but you are not a 1.5. If you are a 1.5 then I am -3. :sick:

Please pm me your pic you would do it yesterday im curious how you look with your comments
 
MissingFaceDay said:
Octopusgun2 said:
Proof that most users here are mentalcels. I’ve been told that i’m a 2/10 and i have no problem looking at myself in the mirror.
I'm non deformed in any regular mirror, but in the barber I can't for the life of me look normal. All my features look exaggerated, my nose, eye area, skull size.
I actually look good in my barber’s mirror because of the lighting. I look good in mirrors but I look like a complete subhuman in pro pics or selfies.
 
Dissapointment said:
Please pm me your pic you would do it yesterday im curious how you look with your comments

Have you enabled PMs yet?
 
I do it myself. Just look up tutorials on youtube and you're good to go. Practice makes perfect.


FACEandLMS said:
Have you enabled PMs yet?

Pm me pics as well. I don't think you're as ugly as you make it seem.
 
FACEandLMS said:
Have you enabled PMs yet?

PM me a pic too, I sent you my pic.
 

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