how TF do i get a job!!

[asdfcel]

please help! i have a CS degree from a shitty university but only a 2.6 GPA -- i get interviews but these fuckers dont like me -- i know SQL, excel, java and im a fast fucking learner if i could just get a chance id do well but i cant get past the 1st interview

ANY ADVICE PLEASE -- im about to start going to fast food restaurants in a couple weeks if nothing comes of this -- i need $$ to cope for bud, alcohol, etc

 

[acnescarcel]

just shower beforehand maybe get a haircut and shake the interviewers hand very sternly. jk i usually get fucked up before interviews and put in eye drops and hope for the best but expect to not get the job. i have no experience in computer science job interviews though.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

Excel is useless and is equivalent to English now a days and soon will OOP. Pick up data science on your free time (python and R) maybe web dev as well.

 

[Jockcel]

Learn something like Python for data science or Javascript for web dev if you really want to get a job.

 

[Indari]

it's over