Serious How should I quit my job?

[Deleted member 14430]

I've pretty much made up my mind at this point, my hours are getting reduced more and more, and I personally feel that the staff of the store is getting more and more weary of me. I can't deal with the social pressure anymore, I need a break from it all.

I have only been working 3 days out of the week as compared to 5 when I first started, and those three days I work are the most busy, on the weekends. I feel like I am getting the short end of the stick time in and time out. Along with aside from a few people, everyone in the store hates me. I do not feel needed or wanted, I think it is time for me to go.

My question is, how do I go about this? Its just a lowly wagecuck job so walking out is not out of the question, but I have held the job for almost a year a now, and the gap on my resume would be the most I'd have to worry about.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

smack your boss, it technically wont make you quit though

 

[Insomniac]

Take a shit on your bosses desk

 

[Braincel14w]

Get a written depression diagnosis from your doctor and get 6 months statutory sick pay (if that's possible where you are), LDAR, then quit via written letter.

 

[Deleted member 8206]

smack your boss, it technically wont make you quit though

Take a shit on your bosses desk

 

[Deleted member 14430]

smack your boss, it technically wont make you quit though

Take a shit on your bosses desk

My boss does not work in the same store as me

Get a written depression diagnosis from your doctor and get 6 months statutory sick pay (if that's possible where you are), LDAR, then quit via written letter.

Good idea, I have a doctors appointment coming up next week. Maybe I'll come forward with whats bothering me

 

[Joelossus]

Take a shit on your bosses desk

No! Take a shit on your boss instead

 

[RandomGuy]

Ghost them and be “self-employed” for any time gaps.

 

[Guest2]

Get a written depression diagnosis from your doctor and get 6 months statutory sick pay (if that's possible where you are), LDAR, then quit via written letter.

The only legit answer. Make sure to max out your paid time off and claim illness for a bit. Then say that the reason you quit your job was because of illness, and your supervisor/boss won't be able to contest it and write bad things in your recommendation.
It's a shame you can't pull a EveryFemaleTeacher and get pregnant; take leave with 2/3 pay for 12 months and then leave one month after coming back.

 

[Deleted member 14430]

The only legit answer. Make sure to max out your paid time off and claim illness for a bit. Then say that the reason you quit your job was because of illness, and your supervisor/boss won't be able to contest it and write bad things in your recommendation.
It's a shame you can't pull a EveryFemaleTeacher and get pregnant; take leave with 2/3 pay for 12 months and then leave one month after coming back.

I'm not sure if my job has any paid leave, but I'll consider this idea.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Rent a van

Take a shit on your bosses desk

Based

 

[Braincel14w]

The only legit answer. Make sure to max out your paid time off and claim illness for a bit. Then say that the reason you quit your job was because of illness, and your supervisor/boss won't be able to contest it and write bad things in your recommendation.
It's a shame you can't pull a EveryFemaleTeacher and get pregnant; take leave with 2/3 pay for 12 months and then leave one month after coming back.

Exactly. They will be afraid to contest your time off sick as long as you keep the doctors notes coming once a month.

When you go to the doctor for the diagnosis go armed with a written list of your symptoms. Chronic pain is a good one to guarantee a solid reason for not going to work. I'm sure there are others. Google "depression symptoms" and write it all down to hand to the doctor. This was all I needed to do to get given jew pills (which I don't recommend taking). Some doctors may not see depression as a reason to take sick leave as "research shows" that not working makes it worse. If you don't get what you want from the doctor adapt what you say and try a different doctor. There is no physical check for conditions like this it is just a case of persuading them.

 

[BitterCel]

Rent a van

Take a shit on your bosses desk

kek

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Get a written depression diagnosis from your doctor and get 6 months statutory sick pay (if that's possible where you are), LDAR, then quit via written letter.

High IQ.

If they're treating you like shit, you may as well bleed them dry for as much as you can.