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How often do you shower?

How often do you shower?

  • Once a week or less (Truecel trait)

    Votes: 20 21.3%
  • Twice a week (probably pretty typical for an incel)

    Votes: 9 9.6%
  • 3-4x a week

    Votes: 14 14.9%
  • 5-6x a week

    Votes: 13 13.8%
  • 7x a week (typical normie trait)

    Votes: 30 31.9%
  • More than once a day (absolute fakecel trait)

    Votes: 8 8.5%

  • Total voters
    94
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I usually shower once a week. I cannot mentally bring myself to do it more often. It’s too mentally exhausting. Right now, I’ve been really depressed and haven’t showered in 2 weeks.
 
Would have liked to see more votes , but the results still surprised me. I didn’t expect this many other brocels to only shower once a week or less. Not that it matters to me though. I find it very relatable
 
I like to pass time in the shower for some reason haha
 
varies extremely.

currently twice a week
a few weeks before it was every 2 weeks
and over a year ago there was a time where i showered each day after running
 
Would have liked to see more votes , but the results still surprised me. I didn’t expect this many other brocels to only shower once a week or less. Not that it matters to me though. I find it very relatable
don't you think you'd feel better if you showered more often? I make myself feel a bit better when I shower every 2 days.
 
it`s very inconsistent atleast once a week if i have the motivation
 
I shower every other day
 
I can only do it once a day max because my skin would be too dry if I did it any more than that. It usually ends up being less though because some days ai'll wake up feeling like shit and won't want to shower. I still wash my hair though because people can't tell (also never been told I smell bad)
 
Depends, if I'm just rotting inside I see no point in showering so I can end up going like 5 days to a week without showering but if I'm actually going outside in public I'll shower before that.
 
i shower every day because i have to wagecuck
if i was neet i would shower probably 3-4 times a week
 
Usually once every day, but sometimes more, especially in the summer. It helps me cope with the heat
 
2 times per week's on summer 1 time on winter
 
i have more thinking time when in the shower + i come out fresh and clean. i have this thing where i just feel disgusting if i don’t shower for one day so i’m plagued with forcing myself to shower everyday
 
Reason why I don't like showering to much is because it reminds me that I'm the only person that sees myself being naked
 
Depends, if I'm just rotting inside I see no point in showering so I can end up going like 5 days to a week without showering but if I'm actually going outside in public I'll shower before that.
 
when i feel like it
 
Depends how rotted i am at that week
 
Enough to not get smelly, specially now.
I dont want the stink to ruin my :feelscomfy:
 
I shower multiple times a day but not because I want to stay clean, for some reason it makes me feel a little less depressed so I hang out in there when I feel like shit
 
I'm sweaty so I shower "quite often"
 
I take cold showers 24/7 while holding frame and repeating stoicistic affirmations because i am a lone wolf sigma male
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In all seriousness, this is a horrible thread because the IT cucks will use it against us and make themselves look right about those damn shower advices. Remove it before it's too late.
 
Everyday I hate being dirty
 
Everyday, I work out about 5 times a week and I absolutely have to after that.

I have trouble sleeping if I didn’t take one everyday.
 
I usually shower once a week. I cannot mentally bring myself to do it more often. It’s too mentally exhausting. Right now, I’ve been really depressed and haven’t showered in 2 weeks.
I have to shower twice a day in the summer
 
Until i get blisters
 
I used to shower once every 3 days or once a week. But I have frizzy jew nigger hair and it looks crazy if I don't shower. So I'm conditioning it everyday to make it look tamer and healthy. I was getting some compliments on it early on. But now I only get compliments from old ladies
 
showers are one of the few cheap copes i truly enjoy, so im gonna keep showering everyday no matter what
 
Depends how rotted i am at that week
Same. Sometimes if I’m really depressed, I can go a couple weeks without showering. If I’m feeling better though, I sometimes shower twice a week
 
I have to shower twice a day in the summer
Dang. Even right now that I’m doing a lot of hard physical yard work in the hot weather, I still only shower twice a week tops. Can’t mentally bring myself to do it more often
 
as a currycel, you can't even stand yourself if you don't shower atleast twice a day.
 
Haven't showered in 4 days because of my surgery but generally everyday
 
Haven't showered in 4 days because of my surgery but generally everyday
What surgery was it? I had hip impingement/labral tear surgery 8 months ago and it was a 6 month recovery period
 
I shower 2 times a day
 
What surgery was it? I had hip impingement/labral tear surgery 8 months ago and it was a 6 month recovery period
Lasik eye surgery. I can let water touch my face or body for atleast a week because I got get infection
 
I bathe in mountain rivers. It’s cold
 
10 times a day while doing bicep curls in the shower. After I get out I start my expensive skincare routine as it’s scientifically proven I can continue to look young even when I’m in my 70s.

After that I listen to audiobook while scamming my followers to tell them to by my bullshit courses so I can give my goy followers false hope to continue to improooooove and keep up the daily grind so they can get a 2/10 landwhale that will only tolerate them for their resources.
 
Lasik eye surgery. I can let water touch my face or body for atleast a week because I got get infection
ok so you a nerd (making 100k$/yr) 6'1 jacked and with good eyesight (no glasses) and you are still not banned here?
 
Lasik eye surgery. I can let water touch my face or body for atleast a week because I got get infection
Ok. Hope it goes well and you are fine afterwards.
 
ok so you a nerd (making 100k$/yr) 6'1 jacked and with good eyesight (no glasses) and you are still not banned here?
No I'm still in my uni. My parents pay for my surgeries
 
2-3 times a week.
Went 5-6 weeks without shower a while back didn't make much difference.
 
During holidays: 2 x a week coz I simply don't need more. During uni days: 3-4.
 
Unpopular opinion: showering daily is a fakecel trait.
 
smelling like shit aint an incel trait, basic hygiene is a necessary part of living like a civilized person lmao
 
10 times a day while doing bicep curls in the shower. After I get out I start my expensive skincare routine as it’s scientifically proven I can continue to look young even when I’m in my 70s.

After that I listen to audiobook while scamming my followers to tell them to by my bullshit courses so I can give my goy followers false hope to continue to improooooove and keep up the daily grind so they can get a 2/10 landwhale that will only tolerate them for their resources.
Hello Rich Cooper :feelsYall:
 

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