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Experiment How often do you shower?

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How often do you shower?


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2-3 times a week
 
Once a day or 2 times (after gym and then later before i go to bed)
 
Volcel if you weren't showering while typing out your reply
 
I only shower after I shit, which is at most once a week.
 
I shower every day before going to bed, if I’m with escort then I guess that makes it twice :feelsokman:
 
I wonder if it is possible to make a perpetual shower machine. A backpack that stores water and out of it spouts a shower head so you are always in a state of shower. You would have to regularly refill it though.

You would also have the problem to constantly swat away foids though
 
I wonder if it is possible to make a perpetual shower machine. A backpack that stores water and out of it spouts a shower head so you are always in a state of shower. You would have to regularly refill it though.

You would also have the problem to constantly swat away foids though
Just imagine the influx of women.. they'd be chasing you home
 
Back in my hobo living days we had what I like to refer as outside rain water showering. It starts raining outside, you get your bar of soap and shampoo ready getting naked going streaking in the pouring rain, you then do the naked shuffle dance under the cold pouring rain. Good times, but rainwater over all is fucking cold and you're also constantly worried about being spotted by others especially the police. :feelsjuice::feelsEhh:
 
Back in my hobo living days we had what I like to refer as outside rain water showering. It starts raining outside, you get your bar of soap and shampoo ready getting naked going streaking in the pouring rain, you then do the naked shuffle dance under the cold pouring rain. Good times, but rainwater over all is fucking cold and you're also worried about being spotted by others. :feelsjuice::feelsEhh:
And do you happen know if there are any hobo foids? asking NOT for a friend.
 
And do you happen know if there are any hobo foids? asking NOT for a friend.
No such thing as hobo foids, only hobo men. Homeless women never remain homeless for very long, they suck dicks into their ways of finding roofs over their heads, a woman can basically fuck her way into any home. :feelsjuice:
 
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Once a day every day unless I'm too depressed to shower
 
It depends, when I'm motivated or working or have to go somewhere it's usually once a day.
Right now I'm in a bad mood so I shower 2 times a week on average (just showered today, still waiting for my bit titty gf).
If I'm really motivated and I workout then I shower after working out and maybe another time that day.
I only shower after I shit, which is at most once a week.
Do you eat some kind of carnivore diet or what ? :dafuckfeels:
 
Actually I was wrong in my first comment. Volcel if you aren't in the showers with Tyrone at all times :dafuckfeels:
 
Updating my ascension plan spreadsheets
Homeless women? Put a note attachment that reads: most are drug addicts constantly high on dope where they'll likely rob or steal from you when your guard is down and some are so entirely crazy they'll stab you with a knife violently. But yes, so long you're willing to risk all of that many men do the homeless women gamble. [Some with very tragic or even fatal consequences, many such cases.] :feelsclown::feelsjuice:
 
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I only shower if I plan to go out for the day for at least 15 minutes. That is usually around every other day, and every Friday along with every day on the weekends.

I actually really hate showers, just because water always gets into my fucking ears. I prefer sitting in a jacuzzi and washing myself that way.
 
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I shower either at night before bed, or one extra time if I'm going out
 
Only for days I have to drag myself to college, so around 3 times a week.
 
Am I doing it wrong? I shower twice a day, and foids still treat me like I am less than dog feces.
 
I'm showering myself with positive thoughts :smonk:
 
Am I doing it wrong? I shower twice a day, and foids still treat me like I am less than dog feces.
Constant showering only works when coupled with improving your personality, cleaning your room and respecting women.
 
> @Shower_Taker
> in a perpetual state of showering
:bigbrain:
 
when ever i feel like, probably 3 times a week, save water and soap. fk paying for grooming products. i use minimal soap to reduce wastage.
 

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