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Experiment How Often Do You Bathe?

How often do you bathe (baths, showers, etc.)

  • Every day or more

    Votes: 30 40.5%
  • 3-6 times a week

    Votes: 23 31.1%
  • 1 or 2 times a week

    Votes: 7 9.5%
  • At least once every two weeks

    Votes: 5 6.8%
  • At least once a month

    Votes: 6 8.1%
  • Haven't bathed in over a month

    Votes: 3 4.1%

  • Total voters
    74
Thanatos

Thanatos

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A question to all of the NEETcels out there. WageCels feel free to respond as well, but I'm mostly curious about The neets
 
Every single day
 
I would go ER if I had to limit my showering frequency to the average femoid's.
 
On school nights. If I dont go outside I dont shower.
 
I'm a studycel and I bathe every other day. So 3-4 times a week.
On school nights. If I dont go outside I dont shower.
Same here.
 
@Thanatos are you trying to find the number that gets us to 6'6 chad?
 
I'm always shirtless and wear polyester shorts so whenever I get sweaty I just wash my neck, face, armpits, stomach and crotch in the sink. I have short hair on my head, 1 on the clippers, and shaved armpits and body hair to help me stay clean by not having sweat stick to my hairs. I can go two or more weeks without a shower and smell better than most daily shower takers.
 
I'm always shirtless and wear polyester shorts so whenever I get sweaty I just wash my neck, face, armpits, stomach and crotch in the sink. I have short hair on my head, 1 on the clippers, and shaved armpits and body hair to help me stay clean by not having sweat stick to my hairs. I can go two or more weeks without a shower and smell better than most daily shower takers.
Just take a shower bro... :what: :dafuckfeels::rolleyes:
 
once a day lel isnt that normal?
 
Every day, sometimes twice
 
Just take a shower bro... :what: :dafuckfeels::rolleyes:
I work out and sweat a lot during the day. I'd have to take 6 daily showers and have new clothes ready if I took one every time I finished a workout, instead of washing the sweat off quickly in the sink, then drying myself off with paper towels. Sometimes if I'm going somewhere important I'll rub a few drops of peppermint oil on my skin.
 
Showering is for cucks
 
Daily, often twice a day. I'm ugly but not dirty.
 
every day except Saturday but I wagie so
 
At least once a month or two there were times where i'd not bath for 3-6 months (also not leaving my cave) i haven't took a shower in about a week or two now it just requires too much effort and gives no pay off. If i wouldn't get severe allergy after 2 weeks of not taking baths i'd go for longer.
Showering is for cucks
based
 
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Once every 2 weeks.
 
daily now because of wageslavery but when i was neet like every couple days sometimes like 4 or 5 days
 
Neet here. Every day.
 
I showered twice last week, but usually can go 2 weeks without it tbh
 
I only bathe on leap years.
 
I feel like shit if i dont do it in the morning
 
Every day except Saturday since I rot indoors every weekend.
 
I always shower, I am a clean individual, just like that; hygiene is an important factor, as is maintaining a smooth body
 
Every day + moisturize after. Face skin is shit no matter what but atleast I have nice body skin.
 
I bathe in the tears of my JB rape slaves.
 
Please make the results public
 
i cant believe people dont take a shower ever 1-2 days thats why i dont like polls most answers are just trolls
 
Im neet and i never leave the house but i still shower daily and brush my teeth
 
Exactly 3 times a week. Sometimes I take a break for a few days though when I'm lazy. I can't go over a week without showering cause that's when I start to smell really disgusting, but 4-5 days without showering is ok. I like my smell.
 
I shower during the week, but don't care when I'm locked away in my lair.
 
3 times a week ("once every other day")

Sunday Evening (Skip Monday)
Tuesday Evening (Skip Wednesday)
Thursday Evening (Skip Friday & Saturday)

I don't work a sweaty job, office has AC and I always wear deodorant and cologne so nobody can tell the difference anyways, there's really no reason to bathe every single day if you are an incel tbh, you don't go out, you don't have someone you have to cuddle up next to, to get really close enough to smell any faint bad scent, nobody can tell the difference

When I'm living on my own and I start escortcelling as a norm, maybe then I'll start bathing everyday
 
I put 3 to 6 but its mostly leaning towards 3/4. I used to bathe a lot less but now I tend to showermax as much as I can since its a nice way to do nothing but feel like you got something done.
 
No reason to not shower every day or 5/6 times a week.

Probably the best, most peaceful part of my day. I don't do it because foids and cucks told me to, I do it because it's nice.

Surprised that many people here don't enjoy a good shower
 
Ban these fucking chads.
I forgot to get a haircut though, that’s why I’m not slaying. I also didn’t try being myself.
 

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