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Blackpill How Nt/Normies get jobs and why INCELS are absolutely fucked. My new theory the NCF rule.

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This one drives me absolutely fucking nuts. So I will explain.

Whenever I see somebody on Facebook list a new job I go to my theory: the NCF rule.

The question is how did this particular individual land this job?

The NCF theory is: Nepotism(Family Member hooked them up). Cronyism(Friend hooked them up). Favoritism(Hot chick gets hired by horny boomer boss).

The one you will see the most is family member. I see some guy gets a new job and I look at his credentials on Linkedin and he has shitty job experience and a shitty bullshit college degree. Then I go to my theory. So I go on the company website and oh look what a fucking coincidence his uncle works at the same company. I wonder how he got this job?

The next one is Cronyism. I see someone land a job and then 6 months later their BEST FRIEND ends up working at the same fucking place. I wonder how that happened?

The last one might happen for a super handsome Chad but mostly women. If 5 people apply to a position at a random office job and 3 are guys 2 are chicks. 1 chick is ugly 1 is hot. I can GUARANTEE you that the hot chick has the best shot at getting that job. Some old 50 year old boomer has to go home to his fat wife and kids and now he can hire this hotty who will wear sexy outfits to work all the time. Of course she is getting the job.

This is why Incels are fucked. If you don't have a Family member who can hook you up with a job it is over. Your not NT so your social life is shit. You won't have any friends who would hook you up and obviously your ugly so your not gonna get a job because of favoritism.

What ends up happening is your Incel ass has to go on job posting websites and hope that something happens. You have to spend hours everyday applying to these online positions and taking stupid fucking surveys and questions hoping they will call you back. Meanwhile an NT person just has to show up to an interview their friend set up for them. They don't have to spend hours applying to shitty jobs online. Not to mention all of the good positions are filled in advance and never get listed on Job Posting websites. What gets posted is the shit that's left over and usually if a good job does get posted it is because they legally have to do it and they already have the person for the job in mind.

This is why INCELS go into IT as it is the only fucking option. Other jobs are for Normies.
 
How do the horny boomers even get it up for their employees? I wouldn't call myself a boomer, but I look at women, and I'm like "Well, there's one person, just like everyone else. Completely unremarkable. I don't have the energy to pursue anything with her."
 
It's over for cels like me.
All my relatives work construction jobs. I can never use nepotism.
 
I was unable to land an internship this summer but both my friends did via nepotism.

Now to make sure this doesn’t happen again I need to take a certification test that normally recommends you to have 1 year of experience. I have 0 years but I need to do it because it’s the only way to ensure I get an internship, lol at the job market.
 
well you are not fucked, you just have to know how to play the game.

1. if you have no work experience, don't apply for service jobs. only woman get those on the first time.
2. when you apply for a job wear the following clothes: plain T shirt with no graphics,jeans,work shoes and a hat
3. always look up straight when talking to an employer, show a little smile
4. uncles/cousins are the best source for jobs (from experience)
 
well you are not fucked, you just have to know how to play the game.

1. if you have no work experience, don't apply for service jobs. only woman get those on the first time.
2. when you apply for a job wear the following clothes: plain T shirt with no graphics,jeans,work shoes and a hat
3. always look up straight when talking to an employer, show a little smile
4. uncles/cousins are the best source for jobs (from experience)

WOW
 
legit, correct
 
try for small and medium sized companies, those literally can't do that because they'll be eaten alive in the marketplace. I saw the startup I was working in as it turned into a medium sized company and let me tell you, none of that NFC shit happens, whoever didn't perform got fired within 2 weeks, that simple. My dad on the other hand works in the govt, there it is a completely different story, NFC all the fucking way all day every day, it's no wonder the government can't get shit done.
 
High IQ post.
 
I've never had to look for job as i've always worked inside the family's businesses, but i've went to couple of interviews just for gigs and all places wanted to hire me. I've super NT in a working environment, yet i can't tell a gl girl 5 words without having to look away in cringe.
 
well you are not fucked, you just have to know how to play the game.

1. if you have no work experience, don't apply for service jobs. only woman get those on the first time.
2. when you apply for a job wear the following clothes: plain T shirt with no graphics,jeans,work shoes and a hat
3. always look up straight when talking to an employer, show a little smile
4. uncles/cousins are the best source for jobs (from experience)
 
This is legit. Normies always love leaving out the fact that their parents/friends were the ones that gave them the job. Nt is cope though, just look for videos on autism in yt and there will be a ton of people that have friends and girlfriends. You are your looks.
 
go to temp agency an apply for warehouse/ factory jobs. youll get hired.
 
well you are not fucked, you just have to know how to play the game.

1. if you have no work experience, don't apply for service jobs. only woman get those on the first time.
2. when you apply for a job wear the following clothes: plain T shirt with no graphics,jeans,work shoes and a hat
3. always look up straight when talking to an employer, show a little smile
4. uncles/cousins are the best source for jobs (from experience)
Lmao at putting all that bullshit before number 4.
 
Never got a job with someone's help. Obviously enough, they were all shitty, exploitative jobs. Not to mention they pay barely enough to not die of starvation, while some random girl can get a cozy job on a stand and watch Instagram all day by being a 6/10.
 
High IQ Thread but that does not apply if your qualification is good enought.
 
This is pretty legit. but tbh you can still achieve jobs by friendships or family relations as a incel.
A lot of females ive seen with no skills end up getting better higher paying jobs despite knowing next to nothing.
 
Thats why you LDAR like true genetic shit you arent meant to live and reproduce
 
Yes! Many will say cope or some other shit.

But listen to me guys. Imagine this: an ugly guy or maybe just average guy that's taken too many blackpills and is trying to hide them goes to an interview. He has some disadvantages, and he lacks the great advantages that nepotism/friendships/affirmative action/whore sex appeal provide to an interviewee.

The fact is, as a guy that's not chad or super charismatic, you are at a great disadvantage. They'd even prefer an ugly woman over you, cause women being employed is great you know, men should lift themselves by the bootstraps.
 
this is also a great way to get a job if you are mentally fucked up and introverted like us though, you just need to have someone in your family tree that gives a shit about you
 
This one drives me absolutely fucking nuts. So I will explain.

Whenever I see somebody on Facebook list a new job I go to my theory: the NCF rule.

The question is how did this particular individual land this job?

The NCF theory is: Nepotism(Family Member hooked them up). Cronyism(Friend hooked them up). Favoritism(Hot chick gets hired by horny boomer boss).

The one you will see the most is family member. I see some guy gets a new job and I look at his credentials on Linkedin and he has shitty job experience and a shitty bullshit college degree. Then I go to my theory. So I go on the company website and oh look what a fucking coincidence his uncle works at the same company. I wonder how he got this job?

The next one is Cronyism. I see someone land a job and then 6 months later their BEST FRIEND ends up working at the same fucking place. I wonder how that happened?

The last one might happen for a super handsome Chad but mostly women. If 5 people apply to a position at a random office job and 3 are guys 2 are chicks. 1 chick is ugly 1 is hot. I can GUARANTEE you that the hot chick has the best shot at getting that job. Some old 50 year old boomer has to go home to his fat wife and kids and now he can hire this hotty who will wear sexy outfits to work all the time. Of course she is getting the job.

This is why Incels are fucked. If you don't have a Family member who can hook you up with a job it is over. Your not NT so your social life is shit. You won't have any friends who would hook you up and obviously your ugly so your not gonna get a job because of favoritism.

What ends up happening is your Incel ass has to go on job posting websites and hope that something happens. You have to spend hours everyday applying to these online positions and taking stupid fucking surveys and questions hoping they will call you back. Meanwhile an NT person just has to show up to an interview their friend set up for them. They don't have to spend hours applying to shitty jobs online. Not to mention all of the good positions are filled in advance and never get listed on Job Posting websites. What gets posted is the shit that's left over and usually if a good job does get posted it is because they legally have to do it and they already have the person for the job in mind.

This is why INCELS go into IT as it is the only fucking option. Other jobs are for Normies.

Thanks for this Op. High IQ.

I love that phrase NCF. I think that should be used more often.
 
This one drives me absolutely fucking nuts. So I will explain.

Whenever I see somebody on Facebook list a new job I go to my theory: the NCF rule.

The question is how did this particular individual land this job?

The NCF theory is: Nepotism(Family Member hooked them up). Cronyism(Friend hooked them up). Favoritism(Hot chick gets hired by horny boomer boss).

The one you will see the most is family member. I see some guy gets a new job and I look at his credentials on Linkedin and he has shitty job experience and a shitty bullshit college degree. Then I go to my theory. So I go on the company website and oh look what a fucking coincidence his uncle works at the same company. I wonder how he got this job?

The next one is Cronyism. I see someone land a job and then 6 months later their BEST FRIEND ends up working at the same fucking place. I wonder how that happened?

The last one might happen for a super handsome Chad but mostly women. If 5 people apply to a position at a random office job and 3 are guys 2 are chicks. 1 chick is ugly 1 is hot. I can GUARANTEE you that the hot chick has the best shot at getting that job. Some old 50 year old boomer has to go home to his fat wife and kids and now he can hire this hotty who will wear sexy outfits to work all the time. Of course she is getting the job.

This is why Incels are fucked. If you don't have a Family member who can hook you up with a job it is over. Your not NT so your social life is shit. You won't have any friends who would hook you up and obviously your ugly so your not gonna get a job because of favoritism.

What ends up happening is your Incel ass has to go on job posting websites and hope that something happens. You have to spend hours everyday applying to these online positions and taking stupid fucking surveys and questions hoping they will call you back. Meanwhile an NT person just has to show up to an interview their friend set up for them. They don't have to spend hours applying to shitty jobs online. Not to mention all of the good positions are filled in advance and never get listed on Job Posting websites. What gets posted is the shit that's left over and usually if a good job does get posted it is because they legally have to do it and they already have the person for the job in mind.

This is why INCELS go into IT as it is the only fucking option. Other jobs are for Normies.
High iq post. Im a 28 year old mentalcel with no friends or social circle. At the moment im unemployment and searching for jobs which is literally hell under these circumstances.
 
I agree, most people I know got their work through contacts, it's over for us lonecels. This video from the simpsons is funny and relevant
 
brutal jobpill. this should be stickied tbh*infinity
 
What ends up happening is your Incel ass has to go on job posting websites and hope that something happens. You have to spend hours everyday applying to these online positions and taking stupid fucking surveys and questions hoping they will call you back.
Fuck this is what I've been doing till now, and I don't think even IT will save us as there are normies in it too
Fuck nepotism, favoritism, and friendism
Even my family's friends don't have to offer something. Fuck this family
 
If you're not NT, your body language is betraying you without you even realising it during an interview situation, and that's before you factor in the words coming out of your mouth. And then you have OP's NCF Theory layered on top of that, and layered on top of that still you have the social media pill where no social media presence is increasingly a red flag for employers.

Jobpill destroyed me.
 
If you're not NT, your body language is betraying you without you even realising it during an interview situation, and that's before you factor in the words coming out of your mouth. And then you have OP's NCF Theory layered on top of that, and layered on top of that still you have the social media pill where no social media presence is increasingly a red flag for employers.

Jobpill destroyed me.
Society is already stupid but an employer judging someone's qualification if there's no social media presence or not or whether the person is incel or not is just beyond stupid, that's the downfall of your company, apply it to a bigger perspective the world would regress
Heck I might even like it let the world fucking burn
 
I got my job without an interview when my mum's friend told her about the company, and my mum called the boss. Then, the Croatian student service gave me the job through my school. Am I NT?
inb4 you know what, no, it did not happen
 
I remember this one douche at an old job of mine got a supervisor position because his aunt was apart of the administration. Piece of shit was way underqualified and no one liked his ass.
 
You can lie if you are low inhib. Some of the lies I have said directly to the employers face almost makes me laugh at the time.
 
same thing can be said about getting a gf
 
Never got a job with someone's help. Obviously enough, they were all shitty, exploitative jobs. Not to mention they pay barely enough to not die of starvation, while some random girl can get a cozy job on a stand and watch Instagram all day by being a 6/10.

Fucking this, story time!

Went to go fix something at this work place where was all stacies. Like super hot young Stacie’s it was insane. I was there for a couple hours and what did they accomplish? Nothing, they were on INSTAGRAM or fucking on there phones doing fuck all.

I have to say being an incel at any work place sucks. I think people are able to sniff it off you, or something because the minute they realize you are “weird” or “creepy” it’s off to the next job.
 
this is why so many of us are neets .
 
Looks permeats into everything, including work. As an incel your best best it to be a legit IT nerd, but for that you need to be high IQ. For lowiq cels its over.
 

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