Despite being 100% Swedish I come from a Dalit-tier lineage. A relative of mine did some genealogy research and found out that our ancestors were all either poor, homeless, asylum cases, petty criminals or some combination of those things. Literally going back hundreds of years with only those kinds of people among our ancestry. I am pretty much the Swedish equivalent to a Dalit.
I would describe myself as the spitting image of Caius Tiddlus from The Twelve Tasks of Asterix. I am a shortcel, dickcel, facecel, voicecel, mentalcel and I have the worst gamer neck in the world. I guess the only thing that could really top it off is if I go bald as well, and I don't think that's impossible for me. There is nothing "aryan" about me except the fact that I have blue eyes.