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How many times have you tried to suck your own dick?

Would you suck yourself if you could?

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    Votes: 9 19.6%
  • 2

    Votes: 4 8.7%
  • 3

    Votes: 4 8.7%
  • 4+

    Votes: 10 21.7%
  • Hell no that's gay as fuck.

    Votes: 19 41.3%

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I've tried sucking myself off at least 100+ times.
 
I have succeeded.
 
Where is the 0 option without thinking it's gay? I'm the most inflexible person out there, so I already know it can't be done.
 
CopingGymcel said:
Where is the 0 option without thinking it's gay? I'm the most inflexible person out there, so I already know it can't be done.

Didn't think of adding that in there.
 
cupcaker said:
Holy shit what's it like?

Way too much effort, I have to sit in a weird way and can only reach half of the head. Very uncomfortable, the urethra is sensitive and the tongue feels like sandpaper on it. Haven't tried again in like 2 years but I've lost a lot of weight so I should still be able to.
 
i have done it many times, don't do it

it doesn't even feel good at all, and it's impossible to cum. just stick to ur hand or hump a pillow/fleshlight tbh. ALSO you fuck up your spine
 
kkt6 said:
Way too much effort, I have to sit in a weird way and can only reach half of the head. Very uncomfortable, the urethra is sensitive and the tongue feels like sandpaper on it. Haven't tried again in like 2 years but I've lost a lot of weight so I should still be able to.

How long is your cock
 
Once when I was 14-16.. I accepted the fact that I will never get a gf or girl that's attracted to me so I tried to do it by myself just to see what it feels like..
Obviously I didn't reach


kkt6 said:
Celcelleclec said:
How long is your cock
A little over 8 inches.
How long is your neck?
 
Easily more than 10.
 
I would imagine it'll feel more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
 
I can't say I've ever been interested in sucking my own cawk. I've never even used a pocket pussy.
 
ive actually tried this a few times in intervals.

it only works if its longer. im going to spare details. but its really nothing worth your time. its not the sensation that you seek. its having a female human being (that of which has a pulse and is not under any consent breaking contracts) of which WANTS to do an intimate (at least, by my standards. ask the nation of kufr about its affliction) act like that with you.

tl;dr its over.
 
I have tried it two times almost got the tip in on the second
 
I remembered one time where I wanted to get my dick sucked so badly (because I was so horny and wanted to emulate one of the pornstars doing it, this was when I was 16). I really wanted to do it so badly that I tried my putting legs up, wrapping my arms behind my legs, and moved my head towards my pelvis whilst maintaining an erect dick, pushed up my legs, got my head closer to my dick, I then stretched out my tongue and eventually, I only licked the tip of my penis.

Yes, I'm serious, and this is real life. This was back when I was 16, seven years ago.
 
Fucking gay shit question is that
 
2017 .co was fucking wild
 
I Don't want a male mouth on my dick.

I also don't want a dick in my mouth. It's gross
 
That’s gayest shit I have read. Why the fuck isn’t OP banned? He is a faggot. 2017 was a weird time for sure
Thats fucking gay
Based necroposter
 
A couple times. Not cause I want to, just to see if I could actually do it.
A couple times. Not cause I want to, just to see if I could actually do it.
I heard it’s like sucking dick and not like getting your dick sucked though.
 
I have tried it two times almost got the tip in on the second
I remembered one time where I wanted to get my dick sucked so badly (because I was so horny and wanted to emulate one of the pornstars doing it, this was when I was 16). I really wanted to do it so badly that I tried my putting legs up, wrapping my arms behind my legs, and moved my head towards my pelvis whilst maintaining an erect dick, pushed up my legs, got my head closer to my dick, I then stretched out my tongue and eventually, I only licked the tip of my penis.

Yes, I'm serious, and this is real life. This was back when I was 16, seven years ago.
 
Its impossible for me because I have a 4 inch dick
 
Classic GrAYcel thread
 
I tried a few times when i was a horny teenager. I've even had dreams about doing it.
 
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