JFL How many showers do you have per day?

[narcissist]

Honestly you are volcel if you don't shower AT LEAST 4 times a day. I started showering 6 times a day and getting daily haircuts and I just lost my virginity after the first day of showering! She must of smelled my good personality. Maybe body odor covers the personality scent?

True story.

 

[Insomniac]

I shower once every 1-2 days.

Sometimes 3 days if I’m feeling like a lazy cunt

IT tells me I should live in the shower though

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Around 36.519 times. I am currently in the shower.

 

[Cuyen]

None. Havent showered in over a month, dont plan to either. I have schizo so im excused.

Wow bro you'd be smell bad tbh

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Like once a week, there’s no fucking point if you’re ugly

 

[Vigil]

I shower once every 1-2 days.

Sometimes 3 days if I’m feeling like a lazy cunt

IT tells me I should live in the shower though

same sometimes I'll skip if I know I'm not going anywhere/doing anything the next day.

 

[ihaveno1]

I am currently in the shower.

just post on incels.is in the shower theory

 

[Vigil]

Like once a week, there’s no fucking point if you’re ugly

If you showered more your hair wouldn't be a greaseball pit and make you look more attractive.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

just post on incels.is in the shower theory

If I could neurologically send shockwaves through a machine during my sleep to keep posting I would.

 

[narcissist]

I know i smell, i also have a dirt layer on my skin. JFL

Is it visable?

 

[Deleted member 4999]

If you showered more your hair wouldn't be a greaseball pit and make you look more attractive.

Cope hair doesn’t fix a face

 

[Blacktarpill]

shower once every 1-2 days.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

239

 

[Cuyen]

I know i smell, i also have a dirt layer on my skin. JFL

Bro take a shower or you'll get sickness tbh

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Less than 1 on average. Showing is not really pleasant to me. Sure the warm water feels nice especially in the winter but the rest of the showering process is a colossal pain the the ass.

 

[narcissist]

Whats that mean

Is the dirt layer visible can you see it

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Currently at 48 SPM (showers per minute)

Trying to work my way up to 60+

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

I sleep in the bathtub and spend pretty much all waking hours standing or sitting in the shower. I only get out to go for a haircut or to increase my hobbies.

 

[FinnCel]

2 showers, one when I wake up, one before sleep

 

[Guest2]

I just spend all day in the shower while having a haircut and watching films with strong female protagonists. I am currently having respectful sex which is pleasurable for the goddess (found out by reading women's magazines).

 

[Gengar]

I shower once every 1-2 days.

Sometimes 3 days if I’m feeling like a lazy cunt

IT tells me I should live in the shower though

 

[narcissist]

I just spend all day in the shower while having a haircut and watching films with strong female protagonists. I am currently having respectful sex which is pleasurable for the goddess (found out by reading women's magazines).

Mogs me

 

[Initium]

1-2 times a day, I also wear Bleu De Chanel everyday.

And yet here I am, all alone in my apartment switching between this forum and pie hub. ‍

 

[nice_try]

Too much showering is bad for your skin.

 

[GameDevCel]

you can't take showers in the zone, only clean your self with moist towels

 

[Glucose]

At least 50 times a day, you have to let the personality get absorbed into your skin in order to reap the full benefits

 

[Michael15651]

One

 

[Deleted member 17180]

Why would i want to shower, i want every foid that enters my proximity to get infected with the deadliest desease there is

 

[quinn24]

once like every 3-4 days

 

[Deleted member 14430]

I sleep in the bathtub and spend pretty much all waking hours standing or sitting in the shower. I only get out to go for a haircut or to increase my hobbies.

 

[Smallondick]

Why would i want to shower, i want every foid that enters my proximity to get infected with the deadliest desease there is

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

1 per day. 2 when it's really hot. I hate being dirty.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Once a day.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

On work days i quite seriously shower twice. I do a main hot shower at bed which i enjoy to relax. Then i do a quick two minute body rinse in the morning so i'm fresh.

 

[Murdoch89]

I showered today and yesterday, before that I didn't shower for a week, there is no need to do it everyday

 

[TerryFuckinHawkins]

I shower every day and shampoo everyday, I hate having greasy hair

 

[Ignas]

2-3 times. I'm repulsed of myself whenever I look in the mirror and see an ugly dirty mofo

 

[Michael15651]

Sometimes I also have two.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Once or twice a week.

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

Like 24 times bro once each hour go make sure I slay

 

[Sans]

Average 1 shower a day though sometimes I’ll have 2 or even 3 in a day, not joking. Since sometimes it hurts to wipe after shitting so I just clean in the shower

 

[Dionysus]

every 3 days

 

[universallyabhorred]

Like once a week, there’s no fucking point if you’re ugly

That's why you are inkel brah just shower more.

 

[ChronicPaincel]

tbh too many

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Usually every morning