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Serious How many of you are virgins who...

Are you one of those incels? If you’ve done any of these things, click the no button.


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So far 20 users need the :banhammer::fire:
 
So far 20 users need the :banhammer::fire:
I've tried to ascend and leave but still after 4 decades the only thing to have wrapped my burrito has been my hand and a few penis pumps
 
Hand holding and hugs were platonic. None ever did anything obviously “flirty”. So still a k(hh)v with the two h’s validity being dependent on what gatekeepercels think.
 
I've been the third wheel on a Chad's date. I don't think that counts though
how? i'd rather kms, did he invite u?, did u know it was a date
 
Hand holding and hugs were platonic. None ever did anything obviously “flirty”. So still a k(hh)v with the two h’s validity being dependent on what gatekeepercels think.
Now that I think about it I think I've hugged a female cousin before, I think it's inferred that it's meant to be a sensual hug or something...
how? i'd rather kms, did he invite u?, did u know it was a date
No I didn't know, idk if it was really a "date", but me and two acquaintances would watch GoT together at other friends house. One night unbeknownst to the rest of the group, :chad:lite decided to bring his gf along, this alone wouldn't be so bad, they started just silently cuddling, then mid way through I hear them making out and shit. Luckily the other men were incel tier as well so when I asked :chad: to never bring her again because they were too loud giggling and kissing and shit the others agreed and he obliged.
 
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I only got a pity hug from a girl like 2 years ago when I gave her a coupon for a free sandwich I didn't want.
I will be 30 next year, never had any girlfriend in my life and never had sex. Will go to a brothel soon tbh.

Should've done it 5 years ago.
 
Dozens of posts in this thread with content that I would get a warning for if I posted it. Life as an incel is unfair even on an incel forum. :feelsohgod:
 
Incels.chad confirmed. Majority are fakecels here!
I only got a pity hug from a girl like 2 years ago when I gave her a coupon for a free sandwich I didn't want.

Pity hugs dont count.
 
Well i once held a girls hand when i was 8. Does that count?
 
Never had any form of sex, never kissed anyone yet, never been on a date, and never had a girlfriend, never went to a dance with someone and never got to hold a girl’s hand?

Never done any of these things besides sex with a couple of prostitutes who were clearly disgusted with my unsightly face.
 
I held a girl's hand and danced with her. Cause I had to do it as I was the prom king. So perhaps it doesn't count
 
34 and kissless hugless virgin. Will start escortcel-ing once my trust fund arrives.
 
Never had any form of sex, never kissed anyone yet, never been on a date, and never had a girlfriend, never went to a dance with someone and never got to hold a girl’s hand?

22yo.

Sex: No.

Kiss: Yes...Short dry kiss with a 6/10 very drunk girl that french kissed my chad and normie friend after in the same night. Felt like shit when realised i was nothing to her. :redpill:

Dates: No.

Dance : No. Well, the school every year would obligate all to dance in my country s' independence day celebration. I remember when i had to dance alone 2 years tho :feelsrope:

Hold girl hand : Yes. When i was 15yo i had a strange interaction with a 6.5/10 girl sometimes, but ended in nothing.
 
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I voted no since I have a drivers license and got to experience teenage driving. @LastGerman

Also jfl at this brag thread
 
I held a girl's hand in preschool.
 
I held a girl's hand and danced with her. Cause I had to do it as I was the prom king. So perhaps it doesn't count
how did you become prom king if you're an incel?
 
how did you become prom king if you're an incel?
Got socialmaxxed and partially trolled. Perhaps they wanted an incel to dance on the stage and get the prom award
 
Got socialmaxxed and partially trolled. Perhaps they wanted an incel to dance on the stage and get the prom award
They probably wanted to feel good electing you prom king
 
In primary school the teachers made the class walk hand in hand on several occasions but this doesn't really count. Even then I could feel the foid was holding my hand only because she had to and she sighed.
 
I've never even had any female friends. Foids always look at me with disgust so I prefer to stay away from away. I wish I wasn't this ugly.
 

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