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Serious How many of these traits do you actually need in your gf?

Total Imbecile

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From this r/foreveralonewomen post where a female is complaining why she cant get a boyfriend: reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/ijqzuv/getting_and_keeping_a_man_is_a_lot_of_hard_work/


Basically she thinks to get a boyfriend she needs:

>Physical appearance. Have to look attractive, make-up, good fitting and pretty clothing, look fit, and keep that on track consistently.

Just dont be fat

>Good career, gotta have that ambition and hold decent employment to make decent money. Can't go through a temporary period of joblessness or working a low wage job. Have your own place.

No. I have my own place you can just live with me, I dont care if youre a neet or how much you make

>Have social, finesse constantly, but wait have to give space when the guy needs it. Gotta carry the conversations, also gotta smile and be happy. Social awkwardness could be a turn off. Gotta be funny.

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>Gotta keep your emotions in check always near, can't show an ounce of sadness, mood swings, otherwise it can scare a man off.

No, crying and being crazy is a turn on

>Gotta be super creative with affection and gift giving. Can't be once in awhile, gotta be consistently.

No need for giving me any sorts of gits, get a card maybe for my birthday but I try not to make a big deal out of it because its always awkward

>Be amazing with cooking and upkeep the home well. Desserts and food ready at x time sharp while looking attractive.

I know how to cook myself

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>Be amazing and a goddess in the bedroom when it comes to intimacy.

Just be into sex with me, thats it

>Put your emotions aside to be super empathetic and open no matter how bad you feel, give emotional support to a man when he needs it.

Wtf is even emotional support, I dont share my emotions with anyone tbh, just cuddle with me and thats enough


In short everyone on r/foreveralonewomen just wants Chad
 
Didn't read that wall of text.
 
Total Imbecile said:
From this r/foreveralonewomen post where a female is complaining why she cant get a boyfriend: reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/ijqzuv/getting_and_keeping_a_man_is_a_lot_of_hard_work/


Basically she thinks to get a boyfriend she needs:

>Physical appearance. Have to look attractive, make-up, good fitting and pretty clothing, look fit, and keep that on track consistently.

Just dont be fat

>Good career, gotta have that ambition and hold decent employment to make decent money. Can't go through a temporary period of joblessness or working a low wage job. Have your own place.

No. I have my own place you can just live with me, I dont care if youre a neet or how much you make

>Have social, finesse constantly, but wait have to give space when the guy needs it. Gotta carry the conversations, also gotta smile and be happy. Social awkwardness could be a turn off. Gotta be funny.

0beaf209d6c99d003c743b1e226851da.gif


>Gotta keep your emotions in check always near, can't show an ounce of sadness, mood swings, otherwise it can scare a man off.

No, crying and being crazy is a turn on

>Gotta be super creative with affection and gift giving. Can't be once in awhile, gotta be consistently.

No need for giving me any sorts of gits, get a card maybe for my birthday but I try not to make a big deal out of it because its always awkward

>Be amazing with cooking and upkeep the home well. Desserts and food ready at x time sharp while looking attractive.

I know how to cook myself

Red-Dead-Redemption-2_20181028173344.jpg


>Be amazing and a goddess in the bedroom when it comes to intimacy.

Just be into sex with me, thats it

>Put your emotions aside to be super empathetic and open no matter how bad you feel, give emotional support to a man when he needs it.

Wtf is even emotional support, I dont share my emotions with anyone tbh, just cuddle with me and thats enough


In short everyone on r/foreveralonewomen just wants Chad
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Only one part of one of those traits. So like 2% of what she described.
 
None of these. Gonna edit and elaborate.


>Physical appearance. Have to look attractive, make-up, good fitting and pretty clothing, look fit, and keep that on track consistently.

I don't mind if she's fat. I just don't want a deformed face or anything, and maybe not someone that people look at and think right away "oh my god she's the ugliest person I've seen in a while". Chubby and average or a bit below average in other areas is fine with me.

>Good career, gotta have that ambition and hold decent employment to make decent money. Can't go through a temporary period of joblessness or working a low wage job. Have your own place.

Doesn't matter, she can make bank or she can be broke, doesn't matter as long as we can pay the bills.

>Have social, finesse constantly, but wait have to give space when the guy needs it. Gotta carry the conversations, also gotta smile and be happy. Social awkwardness could be a turn off. Gotta be funny.

I'm socially awkward, I'd actually love it if she were socially awkward too. 2 weirdos sticking together through thick and thin.


>Gotta keep your emotions in check always near, can't show an ounce of sadness, mood swings, otherwise it can scare a man off.

Just don't be insane and manipulative and nagging. Show emotions, I love that.

>Gotta be super creative with affection and gift giving. Can't be once in awhile, gotta be consistently.

No just be kind and caring. Don't need any gifts ever, I actually hate gifts.

>Be amazing with cooking and upkeep the home well. Desserts and food ready at x time sharp while looking attractive.

I can feed myself just fine. I clean up after myself. I just don't want her to have this trait that my mother has where she constantly wants to wash the carpets, dust this dust that, organize this and that. No, let's just clean up after ourselves and try to minimize the amount of chores in the house.

>Be amazing and a goddess in the bedroom when it comes to intimacy.

I don't mind doing all the work sex-wise, just don't be a prude with me. Gotta have sex at least twice a week or there's no point being in a relationship.

>Put your emotions aside to be super empathetic and open no matter how bad you feel, give emotional support to a man when he needs it.

I never share my feelings but I guess if there's one thing my degree is good for is that I've motivated myself to developed my own emotional intelligence and awareness and empathy (the degree didn't help but I wanted to live up to the role at least).
 
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Andy81Kaz said:
Can't believe your brain has turned so smooth you're incapable of reading a few paragraphs of text...
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Is your ass jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth GrAYcel?
 
Honestly I only need a girl who does the following:

  • Talks to me about interesting things, not necessarily about my interests.
  • Is family-oriented. I am a very family oriented guy, and my family is very important to me. I want a woman who will talk to me about the future, and plan things together. Family trips are a very happy moment for me.
  • Is looks-matched with me. I'm not ugly, nor handsome.
  • Willing to hear about my sadness. I'm a clinically depressed guy, and if she doesn't understand that, she can go away.
That's literally all. Loyalty isn't a trait, since it is OBLIGATORY. If she's not faithful... away she goes.
 
give emotional support to a man when he needs it.
basically thats all i want idgaf about looks social status or all this bs she listed i just want to feel loved
 
Andy81Kaz said:
Honestly I only need a girl who does the following:

  • Talks to me about interesting things, not necessarily about my interests.
  • Is family-oriented. I am a very family oriented guy, and my family is very important to me. I want a woman who will talk to me about the future, and plan things together. Family trips are a very happy moment for me.
  • Is looks-matched with me. I'm not ugly, nor handsome.
  • Willing to hear about my sadness. I'm a clinically depressed guy, and if she doesn't understand that, she can go away.
That's literally all. Loyalty isn't a trait, since it is OBLIGATORY. If she's not faithful... away she goes.
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Seems like an impossible list to fulfill, especially 1, 4, and the loyalty.
 
Pengwin said:
Is your ass jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth GrAYcel?
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Literally the only thing you're able to point out about me is the fact that I don't visit this forum as often as you do. If you're gonna be THAT apathetic then at least read thoroughly through the content you find here. Are you really that lazy? Literally just move your eyes and absorb information.
 
I just need one thing, a girl to hold my hand.

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you think she is in her 20's? jfl only women in their 30s who have ridden a golden bridge of dicks have this "problem" seen it a few times
 
Copexodius Maximus said:
Most men want a virgin, this is dumb
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Sort of. But would you buy a couch on which someone has jizzed? I wouldn't. Imagine that the mouth that kisses your son goodnight has been the entry door to gallons of sperm. A virgin woman is the minimum.
 
epillepsy said:
Seems like an impossible list to fulfill, especially 1, 4, and the loyalty.
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Well, at least 2 of the requisites are absolutely necessary to me. I wouldn't stay with a foid just because of sex, that'd be dumb. Must be awful living with someone you don't feel comfortable talking to.
 
Andy81Kaz said:
Well, at least 2 of the requisites are absolutely necessary to me. I wouldn't stay with a foid just because of sex, that'd be dumb. Must be awful living with someone you don't feel comfortable talking to.
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I've never heard a foid say anything particularly interesting, tbh.
And they hate hearing about male problems.
 
epillepsy said:
I've never heard a foid say anything particularly interesting, tbh.
And they hate hearing about male problems.
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True. that's why it's almost impossible. Every foid I talk to is uninteresting. Some of them even try keeping the conversation going, but their subjects are so shallow and dumb... I honestly can't.
 
Andy81Kaz said:
True. that's why it's almost impossible. Every foid I talk to is uninteresting. Some of them even try keeping the conversation going, but their subjects are so shallow and dumb... I honestly can't.
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As far as I'm concerned, the less a foid speaks, the less uninteresting she can be.
Of course, it's not good if it's a "cold" silence.
 
Holy fuck the standards of foids these days
 
High IQ as usual, basically its 950/1000 foids competing for a chance to have more than just a ons with that 1/1000 chad.

You actually dont get to decide what traits a foid have, pick the best combo of traits the 50/1000 are left.
 
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>Physical appearance. Have to look attractive, make-up, good fitting and pretty clothing, look fit, and keep that on track consistently.
I don't care. I don't care for make-up, I don't know what good fitting mean, and I don't care what clothes she wears as long as she's respectful of herself.

>Good career, gotta have that ambition and hold decent employment to make decent money. Can't go through a temporary period of joblessness or working a low wage job. Have your own place.
I don't care if they have a good career, or a bad career, or no career.

>Have social, finesse constantly, but wait have to give space when the guy needs it. Gotta carry the conversations, also gotta smile and be happy. Social awkwardness could be a turn off. Gotta be funny.
I'm not social so I don't care if she's social. I don't give a damn about finesse. Don't care if she smiles or not as I don't smile. Social awkwardness I think would be compatible with me.
Girls can be funny? I'm not trying to joke here, but I don't tend to find girls funny. I don't need you to make me laugh.

>Gotta keep your emotions in check always near, can't show an ounce of sadness, mood swings, otherwise it can scare a man off.
I don't care if they show sadness, mood swings are fine as long as it's not swinging in the way that she will treat me like Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp as I rather not wake up with a missing limb. Be happy, be sad, be upset, be whatever. Let your emotions out as long as it's not towards me if I didn't do anything to you. I think that's fair.

>Gotta be super creative with affection and gift giving. Can't be once in awhile, gotta be consistently.
I want no gifts.

>Be amazing with cooking and upkeep the home well. Desserts and food ready at x time sharp while looking attractive.
I want no one to cook for me. I cook for myself.

>Be amazing and a goddess in the bedroom when it comes to intimacy.
I need 2 things in the bedroom. Cuddling and sex. Well I don't need them, but I just want cuddling and sex. I would be perfectly fine living a vanilla bedroom life. I don't care for blowjobs or handjobs or 69 or whatever so if that doesn't happen, I would not care.

>Put your emotions aside to be super empathetic and open no matter how bad you feel, give emotional support to a man when he needs it.
This sounds like something a soy wants. The most I would probably need if I'm in an upset mood is probably a little space to get over it. I don't need support. Maybe I would want understanding? As in if I'm upset about something that I think the common courtesy someone would have towards someone is to not exacerbate it.

If I had to dumb it down, here's the traits I want in a girl:
Like me for me, respect me as much as I will respect you, and we both try and get through each other's flaws and wanting a family. I don't think that's much to ask for is it? That can't be a lot to ask for.
 
Women with careers are repulsive.
 
Here’s what I like in women

At least 5/10 (on my scale) Even if I’m like a 3, I couldn’t get excited with a bad-looking girl
Don’t care if she’s interesting, just don’t be annoying (all femoids are annoying though)
Knows how to cook would be nice, but really it’s a bonus
Faithful
Works out a bit, since I do too, so yeah, it’s matched. I don’t need no athlete, just someone that takes care of their body and health
Doesn’t drink, smoke or do drugs (too much, like more than twice a month)
Don’t care if she’s a virgin as long as she didn’t hump on miles of dick.

Basically, I want a guy in the body of an ok-girl, which is super rare, and most of these girls are lesbians I think.
 
Just be picky bro!
 
When she says man she means Chad
Remember anything less isn't even human to her
 
A pulse would be cool, but at this point its probably optional.
 
1. Be white

2. Don’t be fat

3. Like me back

Those are my standards. It’s really not hard. Y
 
I just need a girl to give a blowjob without asking and fuck me for free. After that she can jump off a bridge for all I care.
 
if your wrists are small like mine then do not go outside
 
She is an aspie girl @Total Imbecile
Maybe your ideal gf?
 
Call me standardcel , I dont care, she have to be at least STDs free. I cant afford to have any appendages rotting and falling off me.


Also no outstanding warrants or wanted bi d FBI.
 
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> In short everyone on r/foreveralonewomen just wants Chad



water is wet
 
Total Imbecile said:
In short everyone on r/foreveralonewomen just wants Chad
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Yep, this is all stuff she needs to do if she is not Stacy and wants to lock down Chad.

To her, we are not actual options.
 
Total Imbecile said:
From this r/foreveralonewomen post where a female is complaining why she cant get a boyfriend: reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/ijqzuv/getting_and_keeping_a_man_is_a_lot_of_hard_work/


Basically she thinks to get a boyfriend she needs:

>Physical appearance. Have to look attractive, make-up, good fitting and pretty clothing, look fit, and keep that on track consistently.

Just dont be fat

>Good career, gotta have that ambition and hold decent employment to make decent money. Can't go through a temporary period of joblessness or working a low wage job. Have your own place.

No. I have my own place you can just live with me, I dont care if youre a neet or how much you make

>Have social, finesse constantly, but wait have to give space when the guy needs it. Gotta carry the conversations, also gotta smile and be happy. Social awkwardness could be a turn off. Gotta be funny.

0beaf209d6c99d003c743b1e226851da.gif


>Gotta keep your emotions in check always near, can't show an ounce of sadness, mood swings, otherwise it can scare a man off.

No, crying and being crazy is a turn on

>Gotta be super creative with affection and gift giving. Can't be once in awhile, gotta be consistently.

No need for giving me any sorts of gits, get a card maybe for my birthday but I try not to make a big deal out of it because its always awkward

>Be amazing with cooking and upkeep the home well. Desserts and food ready at x time sharp while looking attractive.

I know how to cook myself

Red-Dead-Redemption-2_20181028173344.jpg


>Be amazing and a goddess in the bedroom when it comes to intimacy.

Just be into sex with me, thats it

>Put your emotions aside to be super empathetic and open no matter how bad you feel, give emotional support to a man when he needs it.

Wtf is even emotional support, I dont share my emotions with anyone tbh, just cuddle with me and thats enough


In short everyone on r/foreveralonewomen just wants Chad
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Theyll ask for all of this and more but can’t even cook, have the personality of sand paper, and have been passed around like a worn out football
 
Being loyal and sweet to me are my only requirements
 
My standards have always been low, I only really care about race and age for a relationship. As for looks, being minimally attractive to me is enough, I feel attracted even to fat chicks and don't care about lots of defects people usually care about.
 
I don't want a gf, I just want to pump n' dump
 
MSCW said:
She is an aspie girl @Total Imbecile
Maybe your ideal gf?
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I honestly wouldnt mind an asipe girl at all, when girls are awkward its cute

The thing is she would probably reject me because of my looks and also because I have no friends

As a male you have to be NT and have a huge circle of friends

Loner = loser

Sometimes I see posts like hers and think maybe I should message her but then I realize that she probably already has 10s if not 100s of guys messaging her who are better than me and she rejects them so I def wouldnt stand a chance
 
i just need her body when i need it and not be a blown out cumdumpster cunt.
 
be thin and breathing
 
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