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Discussion How many kids would you like to have?

Ideal number of kids?

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Hoppipolla

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If it was possible ofc. And in your normal lifetime lol


Edit -- Oh sorry I messed up the number brackets a little but it should still give a rough idea!
 
None because I don't want my kids to be subhuman, short, and I would be a terrible father because mine never taught me shit so I wouldn't know how to be a good father.
 
Doesn't matter i won't have any
 
None. I hate the thought of having to raise little leeches who steal your energy and money
 
when i come home from a long hard day of work i need niggas running excited to the door to say daddy's home then i hug them and feel wanted

so yes i want kids :feelsbadman:
 
@KILLEVERYLASTnword @SuperKanga.Belgrade @Animecel2D
 
krieg005 said:
when i come home from a long hard day of work i need niggas running excited to the door to say daddy's home then i hug them and feel wanted

so yes i want kids :feelsbadman:
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I want a wife excited to see me, but no kids. I hate the mere thought of such parasites in my presence
 
@TheGrayWolf
 
Zero.
 
@iRespectFatLink
 
4 Would prefer if they were all boys though.
 
None, this world is too shit, fuck bringing more autists into it that have to suffer fools.

On the other hand a whole legion hunting n killing would be cool.
 
Hoppipolla said:
If it was possible ofc. And in your normal lifetime lol


Edit -- Oh sorry I messed up the number brackets a little but it should still give a rough idea!
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I WANT TO HAVE AN ARMY OF BASTARDS ALL FROM DIFFERENT WOMEN AND PAY NO CHILD SUPPORT OBVIOUSLY JUST LIKE THE VINCE VAUGHN MOVIE

I WANT TO WALK AROUND ANY CITY IN THE WORLD AND FEEL THE COMFORT THAT MY SEED HAS BEEN SPREAD

THIS IS WHAT GOD INTENDED WHEN HE SAID GO FOURTH AND MULTIPLY :ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::ahegao:
 
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The correct answer is none because even creating one more subhuman just to suffER a trucel fate in this accursed world would be the most heinous and immoral act I could possibly do.
 
15
 
I want so much someone to take care of, who gives me purpose
 
Why doi want kids when I never even got to grow up yet I never made any money I never got my own shit and I never got to even take a girl on a shitty little date and I'm gonna shortcut all the way to the shit part which is feeding and paying for kids?
 
9 or moar :chad: idgas if it's tough with a good wife you'd move mountains
 
VideoGameCoper said:
None. I hate the thought of having to raise little leeches who steal your energy and money
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You let them play outdoors all day bro, keep it old school. Me and my brother were only 2 but that's how our mother dealt with us and it formed the best memories of my life :feelshaha:

10 years old coming back home alone at 11 pm ? Dont give a shit lmao :lul:
 
VideoGameCoper said:
@TheGrayWolf
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Thanks for asking me.

Theoretically maybe 2.

In practice... 0. Nobody would want to have kids with me, and they wouldn't turn out "well".

So final answer is: None
 
None. The only fun part in it would be the impregnation. Anyway, I'd rather have kids than remain an incel.
 
Kamanbert said:
You let them play outdoors all day bro, keep it old school. Me and my brother were only 2 but that's how our mother dealt with us and it formed the best memories of my life :feelshaha:

10 years old coming back home alone at 11 pm ? Dont give a shit lmao :lul:
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You still have to provide for them and I won’t sacrifice myself for that
 
TheGrayWolf said:
Thanks for asking me.

Theoretically maybe 2.

In practice... 0. Nobody would want to have kids with me, and they wouldn't turn out "well".

So final answer is: None
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Yeah brutal. It hurts less for me than you probably because I have zero interest in having kids to begin with. I just want a nice gf
 
One son I can raise and mentor.
 
I'd adopt one that's about it.
 
I want 4 sons. 4 Nordic sons ideally
 
2 kids would be enough ideally the age gap would be 2-3 years apart

I can’t imagine how shitty my social life would be if i didn’t have a brother although i disagree with him on certain things that he’s redpilled in but he really helped me out socially he’s probably the only friend i have tbh
 
VideoGameCoper said:
I want a wife excited to see me, but no kids. I hate the mere thought of such parasites in my presence
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This. I hate hearing kids screaming and shit in public I would hate living with them even more
 
VideoGameCoper said:
Yeah brutal. It hurts less for me than you probably because I have zero interest in having kids to begin with. I just want a nice gf
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:feelsYall:

In retrospect I’d of course be happy with a nice gf too, even if she didn’t want kids. Maybe it’s wrong to bring kids into the world anyway.
 
9 or more.
It's cucked to willingly not spread your seed as much as possible.
 
BSGMANLET said:
I'd adopt one that's about it.
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Adoption is cucked, you would literally be raising chad's child. Chad has his fun you clean up his mess.
This is top 5 worst takes I've read on here
 
Mistake said:
None because I don't want my kids to be subhuman, short, and I would be a terrible father because mine never taught me shit so I wouldn't know how to be a good father.
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manletcel1488 said:
Adoption is cucked, you would literally be raising chad's child. Chad has his fun you clean up his mess.
This is top 5 worst takes I've read on here
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Yeah I don't really see the advantage either.
 
4 if life was normal and world was sane.
 
2-3, 4 is too many 1 is too little.
 
none. Wouldn't want any of my kids to suffer in this world with shit genetics and the billions of health issues me and my family have. the kikes have won
 
2
 
manletcel1488 said:
Adoption is cucked, you would literally be raising chad's child. Chad has his fun you clean up his mess.
This is top 5 worst takes I've read on here
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Well I wouldn't want my son to have my genetics. I'd rather my kid to live better than me. Even if he's not mine but I get your point.
 
as many as i can (genghis khan maxxing)
 
1. I could train a Chad to avenge me from birth.
 
None , to much Money and Effort that could be spend othERwise .
 
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