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Experiment How many here genuinely made out with a girl/woman?

How many here genuinely made out with a girl/woman?

  • Yes, but she wasnt sober (Under the influence of Alcohol, Weed, etc)

  • Yes, she was completly sober, didnt virtue signale, no pity, didnt use it to get a service from you

  • Yes, but it was a paid experience (escorts, etc)

  • No, no kiss at all


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ThisLifeKillsMe

ThisLifeKillsMe

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Be truthful to yourself and others.
 
Fakecel moments
 
What's up with these fakecel polls?
 
didn't even get to kiss the whore
 
745px LDAR3
 
did I just see 1 fakecel vote?
either that or prolly some guy trolling lol
 
Only noodle hookers.

>Yes, but she wasnt sober (Under the influence of Alcohol, Weed, etc)

fakecels out out out
 
Don't recall ever touching a girl tbh
 
Am I the only KHHV here?
 
Nice bait thread but fine I am a virgincel but I did kiss foids before. I only kissed 1 adult foid however and she was a 1/10 whale and I regret doing that but I was heavy drunkmaxxed.

I kissed one foid when I was like 6 in school, I told her I won't let her sit down until she kisses me. I was so fucking chad when I was young its so fucking strange I don't even understand how could I turn out the way I did with the way I was in the past. I would not let anyone fuck with me, In the playground and all the foids were chasing after me. All of that was when I was around 6-8. When I was 7 I met a foid that was destined to be my wife. Also the foid next to my house a different foid would show me her pussy for no reason jfl. We were both kids then.

I lived one floor above her and I would randomly send a message down to the floor below me using paper planes and below me lived a foid one year younger than me which I did not know, thats how we met. Then we ended up going to the same school and she was into me and would probably end up fucking eventually if not for the fact that puberty was starting to hit and I turned out to be a genetic failure also my parents kidnapped me to a different country without my grandparents consent when I was like 9 and everything went to shit since then. I was meant to go to a military school per my grandpa request and then join the army or the french legion to fight in war because my grandfather and my great-grandfather were both hardcore soldiers but my mother did not let that happen.

The other foid I kissed was around 5 years ago when I was 20. I was clubmaxxing and was near passed out on the chair once again since I always drunk too much to not cringe at myself for being alone in the club all the time being awkward. Then security came to remove me from the club and some fat 1/10 landwhale foid was laughing at me with her fat friends I would never touch them with a pole if I was sober any of them they were legitimately ugly as fuck even by my standards and my standards are very low but once again I was very drunk that day. I started muttering some shit as the security guy started to move to the exit slowly I told them give me a kiss good bye kiss or some shit and the 1/10 landwhale did it and then they kicked me out and they were laughing in the back at me. Not the first and not the last time the security threw me out of the clubs for being an akward drunkcel.

I've only been sober one time in a club and it was the BIGGEST MASSIVE SUIFUEL IN MY LIFE. I was still bluepilled so I believed the 'confidence' meme so I thought fine I'll just drunkmaxx myself to be confident but it was over when I realized that face is everything.
 
Does a much older woman kissing me on the lips when I was around 5-6 years old count? If we're talking about a romantic kiss with a foid around the same age as me during puberty then no, never.
If it was romantic/sexual/found you atleast cute then yes.

Grandmas alzheimer sick friend doesnt count.
 
Am I the only KHHV here?
Yes, I'm so sorry. I'm a chad studying sociology and I'm doing my final project in online homophia, racism, etc. of violent terrorists and rapists incels.
 
retarded thread lol
 
I haven’t even got to sit next to a girl in my life
 
Never and probably never will :feelsrope:
 
I got a boob job and blow job from a foid, and then she let me rub my cock on her pussy, but I was too shy to put it in, so I’m still incel. :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
I hot a bob job and blow job with a foid, and then she let me rub my cock on her pussy, but I was too shy to put it in, so I’m still incel. :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Trucel larp
 

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