How many haircuts do I have to get to score a soulmate?

[mrhaircut33]

im running out of copes guys. Sui soon

 

[Grain_of_sin]

Just be white.

Just be 6'+

Just make $100k/yr+, and the fat single moms will be all over you.

 

[Prince Of Dankness]

Needs more showers

Make sure you get the fuckboy cut

 

[It's All a Cope]

Just be white.

Just be 6'+

Just make $100k/yr+, and the fat single moms will be all over you.

She might have pity sex with you at least once a month srs. 

 

[saddupbro]

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She might have pity sex with you at least once a month srs. 

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awesome gif my friend

 

[anincelforlifelol]

Needs more showers

Make sure you get the fuckboy cut

I tried this cut and it didn't work because my hairline is too high, and my hair texture is fucking garbage (thick curly subhuman)

jfl

 

[Minjaze]

Don't forget to lift your haircuts confidently while showering.

 

[It's All a Cope]

awesome gif my friend

Thanks brah

 

[ropecel]

I already shower 5 times a day and get two haircuts a day. Still no femoids loving me. What a life.

 

[nausea]

I already shower 5 times a day and get two haircuts a day. Still no femoids loving me. What a life.

I stopped showering altogether

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

zero

 

[saddupbro]

I already shower 5 times a day and get two haircuts a day. Still no femoids loving me. What a life.

hahaha two haircuts a day.