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Serious How many girls do you think have masturbated to you?

... Is this a joke?

Are there attractive "Incels" here, that I'm not aware of?

If you answer to this honestly retarded question, is anything other then zero, then you shouldn't be on here at all. You have a chance, if you GENUINELY believed that a fucking girl has jerked off to you.
 
Laugh funny
 
:feelshehe:hmmm lets see :feelswhere: :feelssus:...zero :feelshaha:
 
I’m such a coomer ive probably seen a million pussies without exaggerating.

Just walls of vagina when I jerk off.
 
With 100% certainly, I can say 0.
 
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If scrolling by counts, it’s gotta be in the thousands. Cooms would be in the definite hundreds.
 
calimero said:
When I was a teen I basically masturbated to every female classmate as well as teachers, I still masturbated to classmates when I was in uni.

Which made me wonder if girls also masturbate to guys they know. Or do they really only think about celebrities or something.

I know girls are very shy at admitting these kinds of things, but my estimate is that girls are more pervy than you think when they are horny.

I would guess that atleast one girl has ever masturbated to me, but beyond that I have no clue. If one girl has masturbated multiple times to you it also counts.
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I tried to masturbate to your mum, problem was that this fat pig was too fugly, you feel me?
 
Med Amine said:
if we're talking about porn stars and whores from reddit then i have might masturbated to 3 or 4k whore but never touched a single whore in my entire life. imagine seeing all these girls naked and having a body count of masturbation so high but i still don't even know how does the skin of a whore feels like
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Uh...he's asking you to guess how many foids have masturbated to YOU. Not how many foids you've masturbated to.
 
One thing we're not factoring in here: How many foids have masturbated to the thought of us being killed by a Chad? It's possible foids have sick fantasies like this. We're not the object of their sexual desire, but our destruction gets them horny. Their fantasy starts out with us trying to seduce them (eww!). Then hero Chad comes along and destroys us (extra hot!), then she rewards Chad with sex for saving her from the ugly incel.

If that's the case, I don't even want to know how many foids have "masturbated" to me.
 
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Rowan said:
I know 3 have. I'd guess 20+ that would never admit it.

Some women get tingles thinking they can "save" guys, but it doesn't mean they'll actually fuck you or even treat you like a human.
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fakecel found
 
Mniej niż zeroooooo
Mniej niż zeroooooo
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
 
If the number is >0 and you know about, then fucking kys fakecel faggot.
 
calimero said:
What baffles me is that potentially a girl has masturbated to you, and you have masturbated to her as well. Which means you might as well have had sex. But yet that never happens
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It's not uncommon for girls to masturbate to thoughts of their fathers and brothers.

Females are different when it comes to this, and good luck trying to understand them.
 
all of them
 
Rowan said:
I know 3 have. I'd guess 20+ that would never admit it.

Some women get tingles thinking they can "save" guys, but it doesn't mean they'll actually fuck you or even treat you like a human.
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:feelswhat:
 
0

Needless to ask about this i guess?
 
0 foids but a few fag pedos have when i used to post my pics on social media.
 
What a great compliment that would be.
 

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calimero said:
When I was a teen I basically masturbated to every female classmate as well as teachers, I still masturbated to classmates when I was in uni.

Which made me wonder if girls also masturbate to guys they know. Or do they really only think about celebrities or something.

I know girls are very shy at admitting these kinds of things, but my estimate is that girls are more pervy than you think when they are horny.

I would guess that atleast one girl has ever masturbated to me, but beyond that I have no clue. If one girl has masturbated multiple times to you it also counts.
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This is one of those things that’s nutty to think about. Men wank to so many women, even ordinary looking women, over the years. Women seem to only care about the tip top peak perfection of men. It really is surreal that people think men are the picky ones when it comes to looks. Men love good looks but are nowhere near as picky as women as born out by all the online and speed dating and Dataclysm info that we have. Yet normal people believe the exact opposite? Wtf
 
calimero said:
When I was a teen I basically masturbated to every female classmate as well as teachers, I still masturbated to classmates when I was in uni.

Which made me wonder if girls also masturbate to guys they know. Or do they really only think about celebrities or something.

I know girls are very shy at admitting these kinds of things, but my estimate is that girls are more pervy than you think when they are horny.

I would guess that atleast one girl has ever masturbated to me, but beyond that I have no clue. If one girl has masturbated multiple times to you it also counts.
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Women don't masturbate they get fucked by chad. Even the ugly fat girls fuck chad light. It is all of us that is doing the masturbating from the very beginning to the very end.
 
I initially misread the title as if it were asking for the number of girls to whom I've masturbated...the answer to that would be too many to count. The answer to the actual title is almost certainly zero.
 
0 obviously :feelswhat: …. but female masturbation is a fucking meme anyways :feelshaha:
 
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None

But I saw a meme about how “in a parallel universe, there’s a monster girl hugging a body pillow with a picture of you on it.” That gave me some comfort.
 
calimero said:
When I was a teen I basically masturbated to every female classmate as well as teachers, I still masturbated to classmates when I was in uni.

Which made me wonder if girls also masturbate to guys they know. Or do they really only think about celebrities or something.

I know girls are very shy at admitting these kinds of things, but my estimate is that girls are more pervy than you think when they are horny.

I would guess that atleast one girl has ever masturbated to me, but beyond that I have no clue. If one girl has masturbated multiple times to you it also counts.
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Zero absolutely zero foids have masturbated to me
 
calimero said:
When I was a teen I basically masturbated to every female classmate as well as teachers, I still masturbated to classmates when I was in uni.

Which made me wonder if girls also masturbate to guys they know. Or do they really only think about celebrities or something.

I know girls are very shy at admitting these kinds of things, but my estimate is that girls are more pervy than you think when they are horny.

I would guess that atleast one girl has ever masturbated to me, but beyond that I have no clue. If one girl has masturbated multiple times to you it also counts.
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Zero
 
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