I wrote a big fat fantasy novel with intricate worldbuilding and lore (still giving that one out for free through PM's, by the way), so check one.
Multiple imaginary girlfriends, eh, no.
Unaware of surroundings, with my paranoid tendencies? Jfl.
Imagines what it'd be like to start over? No, never really thought about that, it's pointless.
Inner monologue is my reality? No, that's retardation.
Paralysis by analysis, yes I can relate, but I do my best to work through that, and combined with the "can't understand new things" thing, flat no.
No interest in any career. I mean, I'm too subhuman to scrub toilets, so why would I even consider a career with prospects of advancement, higher pay, and status? Check two.
"Things are always better in my head." As a matter of fact, as often as not or maybe slightly more, things in reality are better than I imagine them to be. So a weak no.
Imagines success to cope? I guess video games or otherwise living vicariously through people more successful than me might count, but I don't know, I'll pass on this.
Barely reads. Not gonna lie, I've been really lazy with reading, but I've had terrible luck with finding things that catch my interest. I mostly just read studies and articles about things.
Hedgehog's dilemma, I had to google that one, but it sounds like a normie problem. Pass.
tl;dr 2/12 this guy sounds like a self-obsessed moron.