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Discussion How long would you last in a hypothetical fight with three IT members?

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Your opponents:

- Angry fat-ass landwhale with tattoos and dyed hair. 5'8", 187 lb. Hates patriarchy but doesn't mind Chadriarchy. Uses a fish-stinking dildo as a weapon.

- Balding bearded soy manlet with glasses. Learned a few moves from his bull. 5'6", 132 lb. Uses a shit-stinking dildo as a weapon.

- Tall "I am what incels call a Chad" delusional normie retard. 6'1", 167 lb. Girlfriend is cheating on him with several actual Chads and Tyrone.
 
They'll be quickly dead by the hand of my blade.
The real question is how long they will last at the sight of @Miserable
 
5 seconds because I’m running the fuck away from them
 
wouldn't b hard with their high soy diets
 
It'd be a great ER moment
 
if only first two of them, I can beat them to death,but I think I am not opponent of the tallfag
 
I'm 8ft, clad in Power Armor, have a Plasma Pistol and a Power Sword.
 
Bruh, i deadlift more than all 3 combined.
 
5 seconds because I’m running the fuck away from them
Same. I’m too high inhib to get into a fight nowadays. I used to fight a lot in high school but when I realized the consequences of fighting as an adult such as assault charges, I avoid fighting at all costs. I’m too high inhib now.
 
Your opponents:

- Angry fat-ass landwhale with tattoos and dyed hair. 5'8", 187 lb. Hates patriarchy but doesn't mind Chadriarchy. Uses a fish-stinking dildo as a weapon.

- Balding bearded soy manlet with glasses. Learned a few moves from his bull. 5'6", 132 lb. Uses a shit-stinking dildo as a weapon.

- Tall "I am what incels call a Chad" delusional normie retard. 6'1", 167 lb. Girlfriend is cheating on him with several actual Chads and Tyrone.
@Diocel @Idotms


i think the tall nigga would beat me up :worryfeels:
 
Same. I’m too high inhib to get into a fight nowadays. I used to fight a lot in high school but when I realized the consequences of fighting as an adult such as assault charges, I avoid fighting at all costs. I’m too high inhib now.
Yeah and I’m being realistic here, the odds in this fight are stacked against me because it’s three on one. How is a weak manlet like me supposed to fight in a situation like that. I am however quite confident in my ability to outrun and escape them.
 
In all likelihood I can't fight and win against three people. I answer "infinity" because I would run away, I'm not waiting around to get MY ass beat!:cool:
 
I would likely destroy all three.
 
5 seconds because I’m running the fuck away from them
I'd go with your suggestion. Probably just need to lightly jog uphill. Theyll be tired, and I'll have the high ground.
 
Realistically I always carry a knife and the first one that takes a swing at me gets stabbed.

In a fantasy scenario I get battered a bit but I overcome the two men. I do so by rushing them for a psychological effect of not showing any fear. If I can quickly knock one out I can dance around the other and keep the fat woman at bay with a well aimed punch if she comes in my striking range
 
Not long with a gun.:feelsLSD:

But bare hands I think I could win. I can take a lot of hurt tbh but I don't know how to fight but they don't either.
 
I would beat the ever loving shit out of those faggots. Also ngl the landwhale you could probably just make run away by verbally assaulting her actually same with the soy boy. faggot cucks
 

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