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Story How I avoided a humiliating 18th birthday at Hooters

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On my 18th birthday some male relatives tried to take me to Hooters. I was blackpilled enough then to know how humiliating that would've been. They no doubt would've told the waitresses it my birthday and initiated some ancient oofy doofy humiliation ritual. Imagine how the waitresses would react to a hideous subhuman celebrating his 18th birthday:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

To avoid it I consumed a mixture of bananas and sprite to fake a stomach virus.

Thank God I did
 
Good job on avoiding that humiliation ritual, going to hooters is cucked.
 
Good job on avoiding that humiliation ritual, going to hooters is cucked.
Absolutely. These simps will pay these women for just existing. Even when they're not married they feel the urge to betabux
 
Hooters should be shut down for inciting cuckery.
 
That would ruin your mind forever
 
On my 18th birthday some male relatives tried to take me to Hooters. I was blackpilled enough then to know how humiliating that would've been. They no doubt would've told the waitresses it my birthday and initiated some ancient oofy doofy humiliation ritual. Imagine how the waitresses would react to a hideous subhuman celebrating his 18th birthday:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

To avoid it I consumed a mixture of bananas and sprite to fake a stomach virus.

Thank God I did
High iq tbh
 
I have no idea why they thought Hooters was a good idea in the first place, especially for a birthday dinner that wasn't one of theirs
 
On my 18th birthday some male relatives tried to take me to Hooters. I was blackpilled enough then to know how humiliating that would've been. They no doubt would've told the waitresses it my birthday and initiated some ancient oofy doofy humiliation ritual. Imagine how the waitresses would react to a hideous subhuman celebrating his 18th birthday:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

To avoid it I consumed a mixture of bananas and sprite to fake a stomach virus.

Thank God I did
Based move brocel
In my case nobody gave a fuck about my 18th bd
In fact all years are the same shit :feelskek:
Glad my family don't really care about giving me special parties.
 
They would have been disgusted to see an incel there
 
She would've definitely been laughing every time she walked away
 
I have no idea why they thought Hooters was a good idea in the first place, especially for a birthday dinner that wasn't one of theirs
Oofy doofy masculinity. Worshiping women in their eyes is the ultimate mark of being masculine.


"HEHHE LET'S GO SEE STRIPPERS"


She would've definitely been laughing every time she walked away
Yep.
Based move brocel
In my case nobody gave a fuck about my 18th bd
In fact all years are the same shit :feelskek:
Glad my family don't really care about giving me special parties.
Nice.



They would have been disgusted to see an incel there
Yes
 
Good job. I'm not sure if it was necessary to intentionally get yourself sick but at least you got out of it.

Hooters is cucked.
 
Hooters is a disgraceful place
 
Good grief, OP. You avoided a humiliation like this. Those things are not for us :feelsokman:

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I can relate, my mom offered to take me to a strip club around that age. At least you had male relatives offering to take you.
 
I always legit don't know if they are oofy-doofy or if they actually seek for a humiliation ritual.
Seems odd to be this dumb and also odd to be this vicious.
 
I always legit don't know if they are oofy-doofy or if they actually seek for a humiliation ritual.
Seems odd to be this dumb and also odd to be this vicious.
Normies love being oofy doodys. They have to be or else they'll be alone. Women hate when sub chads act dominant.
 
What makes that place special? I know it's kind of like a chain restaurant but I don't know anything else...
 
Good on you for avoiding it .
 
worst place to go as a subhuman
went there once and never felt more subhuman
 
High-IQ 3D chess type shit here, Impressed

Good job tbh, those places are basically just a "soft" onlyfans if that makes sense. The food is shit from what I've heard anyways, and ofc all the drinks would be overpriced for what you could get at the grocery or liquor store.

Gosh mang, that would have been awful. Never been to those places and so glad I never will/would
worst place to go as a subhuman
went there once and never felt more subhuman
Describe it
You can see the pain in his eyes:fuk:.
He isn't even that ugly though, it's just those foids mog due to surgery and also being HTBs or so
 
Describe it
its just the looks you get from the foids working there

i was going to drink and get drunk to i guess pretend they dont hate me but i didnt and just left after 2 beers
i would of jestermaxxed if i got drunk and have shame in the morning
 

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