- Asymmetrical face where one side of my bottom 2/3 is wider than the other side
- Misshapen head that makes me believe I was dropped on my head at birth
- Abnormally large forehead that I was mercilessly bullied about growing up
- Upper eyelid exposure that consumes approximately half of my eye area
- Bags and wrinkles around my eyes that make me look scary to females
- Eyebrows so thin my passport photo looks like I have no eyebrows at all
- Unsightly freckles all over my face and large veins popping out of my face
- Unable to grow a proper beard to conceal the aforementioned asymmetry
- Started having grey hairs in college and that has only gotten worse over time
- Any fat I have goes to all the wrong places like my stomach and manboobs
- Height is under 6'0, penis size is under 6 inches, and a manlet frame to boot
I inherited most of these subhuman traits from my dad who had no business reproducing. My brother and I (who inherited my dad's shitty genes) have gone a combined 70 years without attracting a woman while my cousins on my mom's side of the family are all between 6'3 and 6'6 and never had any trouble attracting women.
Thanks a lot mom for marrying and reproducing with such a genetically inferior man because you wanted to cash in on his betabux. Now you're on the verge of genetic oblivion while your sister gets blessed with a new grandchild seemingly every year.