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How good are you at doing the minimum necessary?

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Laziness is both a gift or a curse.

I'm quite good at cutting corners. I do the minimum necessary while also looking like I did pretty well most of the time.

For example. Today I had a 4 hour zoom meeting for uni. From the get go I assessed that today's meeting won't require me to interact (won't be true in the future). And to be honest I really don't give a shit about anything that is taught, I just want to get that fucking degree and forget about all this useless shit. So what did I do? I just put the meeting on mute. I managed to fap, play games and even watch a sitcom while the meeting was going. I did check very often to make sure my screen wasn't shared or the mic wasn't on, they would've seen some weird shit if that happened.
 
Laziness is both a gift or a curse.

I'm quite good at cutting corners. I do the minimum necessary while also looking like I did pretty well most of the time.

For example. Today I had a 4 hour zoom meeting for uni. From the get go I assessed that today's meeting won't require me to interact (won't be true in the future). And to be honest I really don't give a shit about anything that is taught, I just want to get that fucking degree and forget about all this useless shit. So what did I do? I just put the meeting on mute. I managed to fap, play games and even watch a sitcom while the meeting was going. I did check very often to make sure my screen wasn't shared or the mic wasn't on, they would've seen some weird shit if that happened.
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: imagine pulling a DSP during your college class


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2A_rVjyNMI
 
Yeah I was really paranoid of that. Cause zoom also allows you to share screens and if that happened accidentally then they would've seen some of the nastiest hentai that ever graced exhentai.
Dude you're the funniest guy on this site, i don't know if this is intentional or not :feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
Laziness is both a gift or a curse.

I'm quite good at cutting corners. I do the minimum necessary while also looking like I did pretty well most of the time.

For example. Today I had a 4 hour zoom meeting for uni. From the get go I assessed that today's meeting won't require me to interact (won't be true in the future). And to be honest I really don't give a shit about anything that is taught, I just want to get that fucking degree and forget about all this useless shit. So what did I do? I just put the meeting on mute. I managed to fap, play games and even watch a sitcom while the meeting was going. I did check very often to make sure my screen wasn't shared or the mic wasn't on, they would've seen some weird shit if that happened.

Ngl I did the same thing at work when I had a teams meeting long time ago but it was some project meeting and they were actually wanting to ask me something but I had my mic on mute because I was watching SEA porn and when I realized it was too late so I told them I was taking a shit (not literally taking a shit, said something like was in toilet sorry) but I dont think they believed me. Needless to say I didnt do it again.
 
Dude you're the funniest guy on this site, i don't know if this is intentional or not :feelshaha::feelshaha:
Well at least there's one benefit to spending a decade watching the same few sitcoms for many hours every day.
Ngl I did the same thing at work when I had a teams meeting long time ago but it was some project meeting and they were actually wanting to ask me something but I had my mic on mute because I was watching SEA porn and when I realized it was too late so I told them I was taking a shit (not literally taking a shit, said something like was in toilet sorry) but I dont think they believed me. Needless to say I didnt do it again.
Yeah I like me some of that japanese pussy too. Too bad they don't seem to produce as much gokkun/bukkake stuff anymore, the spanish seem to have taken the mantle on that genre. Ironically jap porn seems too vanilla now, the nasty goodness is few and far between. Actually it's either too vanilla or too weird. Like, who the fuck wants too see octopuses and shit? Nah, give me one bitch lathered in cum, that's way more understandable than a fucking octopus. But there ain't any point in watching a chick fucked vanilla style either. Too bad cause the japanese usually film in a good way, better than the german stuff where it's weird angles and cuts all over the place.
 
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Well at least there's one benefit to spending a decade watching the same few sitcoms for many hours every day.

Yeah I like me some of that japanese pussy too. Too bad they don't seem to produce as much gokkun/bukkake stuff anymore, the spanish seem to have taken the mantle on that genre. Ironically jap porn seems too vanilla now, the nasty goodness is few and far between. Actually it's either too vanilla or too weird. Like, who the fuck wants too see octopuses and shit? Nah, give me one bitch lathered in cum, that's way more understandable than a fucking octopus. But there ain't any point in watching a chick fucked vanilla style either. Too bad cause the japanese usually film in a good way, better than the german stuff where it's weird angles and cuts all over the place.

I just watch the amateur stuff and imagine myself being in the guys position. It is my destiny. Let it not be robbed from me or this world will know the fury of a man whose only dream was taken away.
 
Doing the minimum as an ugly man is absolutely necessary if you want to trigger foids.

They HATE this. It turns their world upside down, as they expect that privilege to be reserved for Chad.

It's similar to acting confident as an ugly man. It drives foids insane.
 
I just watch the amateur stuff and imagine myself being in the guys position. It is my destiny. Let it not be robbed from me or this world will know the fury of a man whose only dream was taken away.
Yeah I imagine myself as the guy too. But in the case of bukkake, I imagine that all of that cum is mine and she's loving being covered in my cum.
 
Im pretty good at doing the minimum.
 
What's your degree that you just want to get it over with?
 
Probably the only thing I know how to do (sometimes)
 
What's your degree that you just want to get it over with?
It would probably be the same for me regardless of the degree. It actually was the same when I was studying abroad. I constantly complained and even called that university shitty (and it was in a 1st world country), and the degree shit. And then of course I dropped out cause of alcoholism and my retarded ass went to a uni back in this shithole country, in this shithole university that is still the best in the country, but that's like a turd cherry on a turd cake. The university is a joke, the degree is a joke.
 
It would probably be the same for me regardless of the degree. It actually was the same when I was studying abroad. I constantly complained and even called that university shitty (and it was in a 1st world country), and the degree shit. And then of course I dropped out cause of alcoholism and my retarded ass went to a uni back in this shithole country, in this shithole university that is still the best in the country, but that's like a turd cherry on a turd cake. The university is a joke, the degree is a joke.

OK, but what is it?
 

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