Gaming How far would you go to ascend? (Food Gauntlet!)

[WeirdPanda]

A very mischievous imp comes up to your house late at night and offers you a chance to participate in this gauntlet for ascension. He prepares five separate meals, from which you'll have to eat in the specified order required to ascend. The further on in the game you finish or give up, the better your rewards!

Level 1: Noodles with chocolate

Reward: Chubby extroverted LTB who only gives you sex once per week.


Level 2: Cookies with egg yolk and butter

Reward: Introverted MTB with BPD who will fuck you everyday. Doesn't cook for you. Unemployed


Level 3: Wet macaroni donut

Reward: Skinny introverted small HTB who wakes you up with blowjobs and cooks for you. Has a job.


Level 4: Milkshake with chicken and corn

Reward: Smoking hot autistic QT small blonde Stacylite who wakes you up with blowjobs, likes sex everyday, cooks for you, is extremely kinky and wild. Is rich.


Level 5: A moldy pizza

Reward: A fictional waifu of your choice comes to life as your girlfriend and stays with you happily forever and ever. And with a lot of sex too.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

I've eaten moldy pizza before so I'll be alr

 

[smegma producer]

what kind of mold is it on the pizza?

 

[WeirdPanda]

what kind of mold is it on the pizza?

The one in the picture

 

[Skelly]

hell no im not touching that pizza

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

hell yes im devouring that pizza

 

[smegma producer]

The one in the picture

i searched up the image, it seems to be a blue cheese pizza.

i love me a good Roquefort, so im a five on this question

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[ForcedMarriageNow]

I could eat levels 1-4 without flinching but I'd do five for that anime waifu.

 

[WeirdPanda]

i searched up the image, it seems to be a blue cheese pizza.

i love me a good Roquefort, so im a five on this question

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[Fluoxymesterone]

Level 4 because i don't want a fictional waifu. I want a real authentic girl it would be weird if i know i "created" her with my imagination

 

[smegma producer]

dont worry most users on this site can't read

 

[glutty]

gross

 

[Acorn]

4

 

[WeirdPanda]

gross

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

replied

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

attention given

 

[WeirdPanda]

attention given

FAGGOT!

I MEANT MY OTHER POST!

 

[Emba]

I'll take a level 3, cold

 

[Animecel2D]

there’s literally nothing wrong with any of this food

is this supposed to be a challenge?