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LDAR How efficient is rotmaxxing in a student flat?

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jerrycan dan

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In a few days I will be moving into a flat with 7 other people. I'm entitled to 580 a fortnight from the government, rent is 332 of that and covers all other utilities and my phone bill is 39 a month, which leaves me with about 224.50 a fortnight or 112.25 a week for food and anything else. I'm not earning much money, but on the other hand I get something just as valuable that I would have sold if I was a wagecuck - my time. I have loads and loads of time, to make matters even better once I get into the flat it'll be the 20-somethingth of February until studying even begins so I am not required to do anything but be on a university's enrollment system for 2 and a half months.

I feel like focusing on doing what I am truly passionate about - absolutely nothing. Having runs or safe (because it's not in a shitty area where people will jump me) night walks on the university campus or in nearby parkland will be a stress-free experience and satisfactory cardio, I might look into calisthenics in my room or somewhere else nobody can see my dyspraxic asperger syndrome body flail around, but that shouldn't take up any more of my time weekly than commuting to my wagecuck jobs (which made me want to kill myself) did. I am still somewhat chubby, my body looks kind of soy in front of the mirror naked so I have energy stores I can spend to both looksmaxx and save money on food. Forcing myself to look into high school maths to satisfy the knowledge required for the maths classes they use to weed people out of programming can't dip to deeply into that massive amount of time as well. I will rot like a king on the dime of wagies, at least for a few months.

The one problem is flatmates. Given most people who go to uni live with their parents I assume it will be disproportionately international students, ie dickless noodles and curries who won't fuck with you unless you show insane amounts of weakness. I dunno if they would try to steal my shit from a common fridge, I am thinking about buying stuff like kidneys from a cheap Muslim butcher and putting them in the fridge in a freezer bag so nobody bothers to steal it, maybe milk if most or all of my flatmates are ethnic (which wouldn't surprise me). I can keep a lot of fruit and veg in my room without refrigeration, although if mini fridges aren't too expensive I might buy one and exploit the utilities being included in the rent by hooking it up to the wall for no extra cost to me. I dunno how filthy they will be or how anal they will be about my own cleanliness either.

What is living with student flatmates like? Will they bother you? Will they steal your shit if you leave your door unlocked and your food from the fridge? Will they create a tense environment if you just want to be left alone? How filthy do they make showers and toilets? If I leave my room as little as humanly possible (say, once every 24 hours early in the morning if a repurposed milk jug can be hidden in my wardrobe) will they begin to resent you and try to fuck with you? Will femorrhoids in the flat try to spitefully make my life a living hell because I am ugly?
 
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Wish I lived in a country with a good welfare system. Wagecucking is the most draining - both mentally and physical. Inceldom on its own is hell on earth. Combine that with wagecucking and it's like you're living in your own little Guantanamo - unable to get out.
 
Interesting, which country are you living in?
Because at my uni most students are dorming.
 
Interesting, which country are you living in?
Because at my uni most students are dorming.
Chadstralia
Wish I lived in a country with a good welfare system. Wagecucking is the most draining - both mentally and physical. Inceldom on its own is hell on earth. Combine that with wagecucking and it's like you're living in your own little Guantanamo - unable to get out.
a 40 hour work week in service or sales jobs with public transport commuting is honestly comparable to being waterboarded tbh
 
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I have 6 roommates. Sharing a kitchen and bathroom is hassle. Plus I am sure one close to me have heard me have phone sex with foids while chadfishing
 
I have 6 roommates. Sharing a kitchen and bathroom is hassle. Plus I am sure one close to me have heard me have phone sex with foids while chadfishing
is the lack of privacy stressful? Can you showermaxx and foodmaxx at 4 in the morning to get around it or will the noise piss everyone off?
 
is the lack of privacy stressful? Can you showermaxx and foodmaxx at 4 in the morning to get around it or will the noise piss everyone off?

moststudents are chill. But the kitchen will get dirty with dishes and food really fast nobody will clean it. They won’t take out trash too and shit it will rot in kitchen.

As long as you don’t make too much noise after 10 pm on weekdays it should be good
 
In my experience thefts are quite rare, after 4 years I have lost 5-6 items from the common fridge. Usually the neighbours won't bother you too much but it's a gamble, I have heard ghost stories of those places where they will have big parties every weekend. I live in a student corridor where we have our own bed room+bathroom but share kitchen.
 
Will they steal your shit if you leave your door unlocked and your food from the fridge?
Depends on the kind of flatmates. The best flatmates are either ultra-Chads who only come to sleep and stay out for at least 18 hours every day. Or the ultra-rotters who keep to themselves. Normie flatmates are the fucking worst - the most inconsiderate fucks on the planet.

I've lived in such an arrangement and I always locked my shit. No, no one stole from my shit in the fridge but there was one asshole who threw some of my food away once for no fucking reason. There was another asshole who broke one of my plates. Started keeping my cutlery in the room afterwards. Oh and one more time when that same asshole ate yoghurt that I'd bought, said he'd replace it but never did.

I'll just suggest you buy a mini-fridge for your own room.

disproportionately international students
Out-of-state / out-of-province domestic students as well.

How filthy do they make showers and toilets?
I had a bathroom attached to my room. Never had to deal with a common toilet/bathroom tbh.

will they begin to resent you and try to fuck with you?
Depends on their personalities. Just don't come across as a submissive cuck. If they see you as a reclusive asshole - that's fine. But if they see you as a reclusive, introverted submissive pushover they'll start fucking with you. Speaking from experience here :feelsugh:.

Will femorrhoids in the flat
Never lived in a flatshare with foids.
night walks on the university campus
bliss tbh

focusing on doing what I am truly passionate about - absolutely nothing
kek
I am sure one close to me have heard me have phone sex with foids
:chad:
 
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When I was at uni I had my own ensuite bathroom (u mirin bro?)

In the beginning my stuff kept getting stolen from the fridge so I stuck to buying items from the store every day and consuming right away, other stuff like fruit and beans just kept in my room
 
Honestly, just do your part. You don't have to clean up after other people, but do clean up after yourself. And for fucks sake, don't pee into a repurposed milk jug. That's fucking disgusting. Use the lavatory, flush, and wash your hands with soap like a civilized person. Air out your room every now and then and spray your room with something that smells nice. Change your sheets every week.

I had very different roommates and neighbours during my years at boarding school. You won't know whether they're slobs or neat freaks until you actually meet them. There is no point in speculating.

You should definitely get a mini fridge, though. Even if there aren't any thieves, some people never check the fridge for weeks and there usually ends up being some sort of rotting mess which nobody wants to clean up.

And how do you survive on such a tiny budget?
 
Currently dormmaxxing (flatmaxxing).

I just LDAR in my room and cook when nobody else is in the kitchen.
Students are the least of your concern.
 

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