
jerrycan dan
autistic retard
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In a few days I will be moving into a flat with 7 other people. I'm entitled to 580 a fortnight from the government, rent is 332 of that and covers all other utilities and my phone bill is 39 a month, which leaves me with about 224.50 a fortnight or 112.25 a week for food and anything else. I'm not earning much money, but on the other hand I get something just as valuable that I would have sold if I was a wagecuck - my time. I have loads and loads of time, to make matters even better once I get into the flat it'll be the 20-somethingth of February until studying even begins so I am not required to do anything but be on a university's enrollment system for 2 and a half months.
I feel like focusing on doing what I am truly passionate about - absolutely nothing. Having runs or safe (because it's not in a shitty area where people will jump me) night walks on the university campus or in nearby parkland will be a stress-free experience and satisfactory cardio, I might look into calisthenics in my room or somewhere else nobody can see my dyspraxic asperger syndrome body flail around, but that shouldn't take up any more of my time weekly than commuting to my wagecuck jobs (which made me want to kill myself) did. I am still somewhat chubby, my body looks kind of soy in front of the mirror naked so I have energy stores I can spend to both looksmaxx and save money on food. Forcing myself to look into high school maths to satisfy the knowledge required for the maths classes they use to weed people out of programming can't dip to deeply into that massive amount of time as well. I will rot like a king on the dime of wagies, at least for a few months.
The one problem is flatmates. Given most people who go to uni live with their parents I assume it will be disproportionately international students, ie dickless noodles and curries who won't fuck with you unless you show insane amounts of weakness. I dunno if they would try to steal my shit from a common fridge, I am thinking about buying stuff like kidneys from a cheap Muslim butcher and putting them in the fridge in a freezer bag so nobody bothers to steal it, maybe milk if most or all of my flatmates are ethnic (which wouldn't surprise me). I can keep a lot of fruit and veg in my room without refrigeration, although if mini fridges aren't too expensive I might buy one and exploit the utilities being included in the rent by hooking it up to the wall for no extra cost to me. I dunno how filthy they will be or how anal they will be about my own cleanliness either.
What is living with student flatmates like? Will they bother you? Will they steal your shit if you leave your door unlocked and your food from the fridge? Will they create a tense environment if you just want to be left alone? How filthy do they make showers and toilets? If I leave my room as little as humanly possible (say, once every 24 hours early in the morning if a repurposed milk jug can be hidden in my wardrobe) will they begin to resent you and try to fuck with you? Will femorrhoids in the flat try to spitefully make my life a living hell because I am ugly?
I feel like focusing on doing what I am truly passionate about - absolutely nothing. Having runs or safe (because it's not in a shitty area where people will jump me) night walks on the university campus or in nearby parkland will be a stress-free experience and satisfactory cardio, I might look into calisthenics in my room or somewhere else nobody can see my dyspraxic asperger syndrome body flail around, but that shouldn't take up any more of my time weekly than commuting to my wagecuck jobs (which made me want to kill myself) did. I am still somewhat chubby, my body looks kind of soy in front of the mirror naked so I have energy stores I can spend to both looksmaxx and save money on food. Forcing myself to look into high school maths to satisfy the knowledge required for the maths classes they use to weed people out of programming can't dip to deeply into that massive amount of time as well. I will rot like a king on the dime of wagies, at least for a few months.
The one problem is flatmates. Given most people who go to uni live with their parents I assume it will be disproportionately international students, ie dickless noodles and curries who won't fuck with you unless you show insane amounts of weakness. I dunno if they would try to steal my shit from a common fridge, I am thinking about buying stuff like kidneys from a cheap Muslim butcher and putting them in the fridge in a freezer bag so nobody bothers to steal it, maybe milk if most or all of my flatmates are ethnic (which wouldn't surprise me). I can keep a lot of fruit and veg in my room without refrigeration, although if mini fridges aren't too expensive I might buy one and exploit the utilities being included in the rent by hooking it up to the wall for no extra cost to me. I dunno how filthy they will be or how anal they will be about my own cleanliness either.
What is living with student flatmates like? Will they bother you? Will they steal your shit if you leave your door unlocked and your food from the fridge? Will they create a tense environment if you just want to be left alone? How filthy do they make showers and toilets? If I leave my room as little as humanly possible (say, once every 24 hours early in the morning if a repurposed milk jug can be hidden in my wardrobe) will they begin to resent you and try to fuck with you? Will femorrhoids in the flat try to spitefully make my life a living hell because I am ugly?
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