How effective is going to drunk parties?

[SmugMohito]

I have never lad liquor before. I can't handle the headaches I have now so I'm assuming a hangover headache would make me wish for death. There's also my emetophobia. I thought I'd never touch the stuff but I've been thinking. If it means I get free sex out of it then I might as well drink so much I give myself alcohol poisoning.


If I drink enough beer would I get sex from an equally drunk girl?

 

[StaroRavager]

When I drunk for the first time, I had an entire whole bottle of wine. Tbh I had no idea what it was nor did I know the alcohol content of the drink but I didn't have a hangover after it wore off

 

[SmugMohito]

When I drunk for the first time, I had an entire whole bottle of wine. Tbh I had no idea what it was nor did I know the alcohol content of the drink but I didn't have a hangover after it wore off

I see. Maybe I might get lucky.

What about the partying. What are the chances I get a girl out of this?

 

[ihaveno1]

whatever u do just don't get drunk enough to the point where u try to push girls off a ledge at parties

 

[StaroRavager]

I see. Maybe I might get lucky.

What about the partying. What are the chances I get a girl out of this?

Depends on your looks tbh. A ex-member named FrailPaleStaleMale said he used to give foids crack at the parties he went to in order to have an easier time getting laid. According to him it never worked but you have a better chance at a party than virtually anywhere else all things considered

 

[SmugMohito]

whatever u do just don't get drunk enough to the point where u try to push girls off a ledge at parties

I remember that.

He wasn't even strong enough to throw her off?

 

[nice_try]

If I drink enough beer would I get sex from an equally drunk girl?

looooool ... no.

 

[ihaveno1]

I remember that.

He wasn't even strong enough to throw her off?

nah some white knight fags protected them and then proceeded to push ER off the ledge and he broke his leg (something around the lines of that) Pretty embarrassing tbh...

 

[SmugMohito]

Depends on your looks tbh. A ex-member named FrailPaleStaleMale said he used to give foids crack at the parties he went to in order to have an easier time getting laid. According to him it never worked but you have a better chance at a party than virtually anywhere else all things considered

I have bad teeth, acne, a bad hairline, I'm frail, and I'm 5'7/5'8.

I have a few crooked bad teeth (they're yellow too) and an overbite but I can make my overbite seem like I have an okay chin
My acne isn't mexican andy tier bad and it looks unnoticeable from afar but it gets really bad upclose.
My hairline isn't going to get worse but the state it's in right now makes my forehead look really big
I have this t-shirt that gives me this slightly buff illusion.
I have nothing to say or defend about my height. With any luck, I'm just a late bloomer/I need to get something checked.

I also have a very kid-like voice but I can fake that. I can sound like Tiny from Degrassi.

Do I have a chance here?

 

[Insomniac]

Been there, done that.

I went to a couple of parties with my brother. All the girls were drunk out of their minds and I was still invisible to them. I even tried talking to a few of them but I was ignored.

 

[SmugMohito]

nah some white knight fags protected them and then proceeded to push ER off the ledge and he broke his leg (something around the lines of that) Pretty embarrassing tbh...

IIRC, he tried to push her off but she wouldn't budge. That's weak.

 

[InsanityIsThisWorld]

If you want to try your luck. Ive only gotten drunk in my room and loved the careless feeling where I could just fall on my carpet with no fear or pain.

 

[nice_try]

I have this t-shirt that gives me this slightly buff illusion.

Hehehe, we all have that shirt

Been there, done that.

I went to a couple of parties with my brother. All the girls were drunk out of their minds and I was still invisible to them. I even tried talking to a few of them but I was ignored.

Tell us more, buddy boyo.

 

[StaroRavager]

I have bad teeth, acne, a bad hairline, I'm frail, and I'm 5'7/5'8.

I have a few crooked bad teeth (they're yellow too) and an overbite but I can make my overbite seem like I have an okay chin
My acne isn't mexican andy tier bad and it looks unnoticeable from afar but it gets really bad upclose.
My hairline isn't going to get worse but the state it's in right now makes my forehead look really big
I have this t-shirt that gives me this slightly buff illusion.
I have nothing to say or defend about my height. With any luck, I'm just a late bloomer/I need to get something checked.

I also have a very kid-like voice but I can fake that. I can sound like Tiny from Degrassi.

Do I have a chance here?

As bad as it sounds, I actually think you could go up a point or via looksmaxxing. For the short term however, I suggest shoes with lifts in them and I'd wear a hat as well. With these I can see you getting a drunk 3 provided her friends ( if she has any) don't run interference. Long term looksmaxxing however could net you a 5 though I'm simply estimating here

 

[SmugMohito]

As bad as it sounds, I actually think you could go up a point or via looksmaxxing. For the short term however, I suggest shoes with lifts in them and I'd wear a hat as well. With these I can see you getting a drunk 3 provided her friends ( if she has any) don't run interference. Long term looksmaxxing however could net you a 5 though I'm simply estimating here

Would A deeper voice, shoe lifts, thug tier clothes, those snap on smiles, some makeup, and a hat bump me up to a 6 or 7?

 

[Insomniac]

Tell us more, buddy boyo.

I’d rather not. Pretty embarrassing tbh.

 

[nice_try]

I’d rather not. Pretty embarrassing tbh.

Boyo pls, you're one of my favorite posters and I consider you a friend. I'm genuinely curious.

 

[StaroRavager]

Would A deeper voice, shoe lifts, thug tier clothes, those snap on smiles, some makeup, and a hat bump me up to a 6 or 7?

If your facial structure is normal than I believe that would put you some where between 5-6. 7s have two or more outstanding features about them on top of having no serious flaws on which to speak of. If you have some decent features that can be expanded upon then you may be able to work up to a 6.5

 

[acnescarcel]

no they'll go with drunk chad

 

[Bakura806]

I have never lad liquor before. I can't handle the headaches I have now so I'm assuming a hangover headache would make me wish for death. There's also my emetophobia. I thought I'd never touch the stuff but I've been thinking. If it means I get free sex out of it then I might as well drink so much I give myself alcohol poisoning.


If I drink enough beer would I get sex from an equally drunk girl?

Doesn't work I tried this many times over the past few summers foids some how are still rational enough to detect an ugly subhuman when near by and they still treat you like shit when they are drunk.

 

[Insomniac]

Boyo pls, you're one of my favorite posters and I consider you a friend. I'm genuinely curious.

I appreciate that very much dude.

PM me and I’ll tell you more.

 

[SmugMohito]

If your facial structure is normal than I believe that would put you some where between 5-6. 7s have two or more outstanding features about them on top of having no serious flaws on which to speak of. If you have some decent features that can be expanded upon then you may be able to work up to a 6.5

This sounds a little foppish what good would a beauty parlor makeover do to my face?

 

[StaroRavager]

This sounds a little foppish what good would a beauty parlor makeover do to my face?

I would guess it may do something for your acne in terms of clearing up your face but I can't think of anything else outside of that

 

[Kirito3]

I have never lad liquor before. I can't handle the headaches I have now so I'm assuming a hangover headache would make me wish for death. There's also my emetophobia. I thought I'd never touch the stuff but I've been thinking. If it means I get free sex out of it then I might as well drink so much I give myself alcohol poisoning.


If I drink enough beer would I get sex from an equally drunk girl?

Trust me, not very. Alcohol can do a wonder on people's senses, but the hatred of ugly men is so hard wired into women they keep it even when blackout drunk (her standards may invariably drop a bit though). Even in the best case scenario she will call the cops on you next morning.

 

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[SmugMohito]

I would guess it may do something for your acne in terms of clearing up your face but I can't think of anything else outside of that

Okay, let's see if I got this down.

• A hat (what kind of hat though?)
• A snap on smile
• A trip to the beauty parlor for my acne and eye bags
• Shoe lifts
• A sweater or hoodie that makes it look like I'm thug maxxing (for those shallow white women that only want thug blacks)
• A fake voice

Will all make me normie enough in looks?

Any tips to bump it up to a 7 or 8?

 

[lastchancel]

i actually used to go to those house parties at school where loads of people pass out from drink. However, i never had sex. I mostly hung out with my friends at the time and drank with them. The hypergamy was on ultra turbo at those parties, 0.00% chance of an incel succeeding.

 

[StaroRavager]

Okay, let's see if I got this down.

• A hat (what kind of hat though?)
• A snap on smile
• A trip to the beauty parlor for my acne and eye bags
• Shoe lifts
• A sweater or hoodie that makes it look like I'm thug maxxing (for those shallow white women that only want thug blacks)
• A fake voice

Will all make me normie enough in looks?

Any tips to bump it up to a 7 or 8?

Idk how you’ll keep up a fake voice throughout the event but if you can pull it off then go for it. As for everything else, you’ll definitely be in normie tier if you do everything else. For the hat I’d go with this

For my advice on becoming a 7 or 8 I’d say you’d have to be a baseline 6 starting out in order to get to that level. For the most part looksmaxxing sans surgery can only boost someone by 1 to 2.5 points

 

[Lubricure]

Okay, let's see if I got this down.

• A hat (what kind of hat though?)
• A snap on smile
• A trip to the beauty parlor for my acne and eye bags
• Shoe lifts
• A sweater or hoodie that makes it look like I'm thug maxxing (for those shallow white women that only want thug blacks)
• A fake voice

Will all make me normie enough in looks?

Any tips to bump it up to a 7 or 8?

It might improve your chances, but to bump to a 7 you should gymcell to death or something like this. On the short term, I can't really think of anything, but I can try saying something for the long term. Your ideas are good, though.

Provided that your face is not flawed too much and that you gain some more height, you could barely cut it. I´m assuming a face within normal biometric parameters, the perfect invisible man. Depending on your facial defects, some kind of surgery may be required. But it's just a guess based on the characteristics you listed before. What could screw your efforts from the start is the hairline, in my opinion.

If I drink enough beer would I get sex from an equally drunk girl?

That's not a guarantee, but it will increase your chances significantly. Much is also decided from your difference in SMV and perhaps more importantly the absence of cockblocking allied bitches. (Thinking in comparison to the sober femoid´s modus operandi). Good luck!

 

[SmugMohito]

For my advice on becoming a 7 or 8 I’d say you’d have to be a baseline 6 starting out in order to get to that level. For the most part looksmaxxing sans surgery can only boost someone by 1 to 2.5 points

Are there any tricks or techniques I could learn that would wow 7/8 femoids?

It might improve your chances, but to bump to a 7 you should gymcell to death or something like this.

I don't want to have to pay for something that could potentially fail. Are there any free exercises I could do in the safety of my house?

 

[StaroRavager]

Are there any tricks or techniques I could learn that would wow 7/8 femoids?

I haven't looked into any redpill stuff in months but if you go through with your looksmaxxing plan and run social circle game, you could get lucky with an ons. If you want more detail on specific tips and tricks, I'd need to do some research. If you want to save time try asking around, someone may be able to give you this information quicker than I can

 

[SmugMohito]

I haven't looked into any redpill stuff in months but if you go through with your looksmaxxing plan and run social circle game, you could get lucky with an ons. If you want more detail on specific tips and tricks, I'd need to do some research. If you want to save time try asking around, someone may be able to give you this information quicker than I can

Thanks for the help.

 

[StaroRavager]

Thanks for the help.

No problem man

 

[nekomimimodo]

I'm way more lown inhib when I drunk, its not a bad idea.
But before you go to a party I would recommend drinking alone first, so you can test your endurance and how you fare. Believe me you don't want to go overboard and get shitfaced to the point where you vomit or blackout, you need to strike the sweet spot where you're drunk enough to be conscious enough but at the same time give less of a shit about everything.

 

[Lubricure]

I don't want to have to pay for something that could potentially fail. Are there any free exercises I could do in the safety of my house?

I suggest you to buy some dumbbells and a mat for doing crunches, if you feel like it. In case you don´t want buy really anything, probably some push ups and similar exercises could help. Of course, the result will be proportionally inferior but it will increase your general wellbeing by some measure, I think.

 

[SmugMohito]

I suggest you to buy some dumbbells and a mat for doing crunches,

Oooh I already have those. I'll start at 8.

In case you don´t want buy really anything, probably some push ups and similar exercises could help.

I can barely do 3. Should I start with the barbels first?

 

[Lubricure]

Oooh I already have those. I'll start at 8.


I can barely do 3. Should I start with the barbels first?

8kg is a good weight to start in my opinion. Yes, you should start with dumbbells but having told me you can do only 3 push ups, you should reinforce your chest with dumbbells lighter than 8kg, if possible. Otherwise, use them but escalate gradually. Crunches are very important for your back though, you will need them for your abs, especially when you will increase the dumbbell weight.

 

[SmugMohito]

8kg is a good weight to start in my opinion. Yes, you should start with dumbbells but having told me you can do only 3 push ups, you should reinforce your chest with dumbbells lighter than 8kg, if possible. Otherwise, use them but escalate gradually. Crunches are very important for your back though, you will need them for your abs, especially when you will increase the dumbbell weight.

Thanks.

Off topic but, is shaving a good idea? I have a happy trail (that goes up to my chest). My dream is to get a blowjob but I feel like the hair on my two little unmentionables is gonna make it impossible. The trail also looks completely unattractive to me.

 

[Lubricure]

Thanks.

Off topic but, is shaving a good idea? I have a happy trail (that goes up to my chest). My dream is to get a blowjob but I feel like the hair on my two little unmentionables is gonna make it impossible. The trail also looks completely unattractive to me.

No problem.

Yes, I believe you should shave your trail if it gives you discomfort. However, I suggest you to be careful and do it some days in advance. The average femoid is a walking biological hazard and shaving produces micro cuts that could increase transmission of STDs, therefore if you do it in advance you give the micro cuts time to heal and nullify this issue. Shaving may also marginally increase your looks, at least in this particular circumstance.

 

[Deleted member 15101]

Getting drunk and drugged makes you weak, keep a clear consciousness

 

[Remyx]

@knajjd

 

[Deleted member 60]

don't expect success the first time. There's a learning curve to it.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

I live on campus at college but have no friends and never get invited to parties. It is over.

 

[Deleted member 9229]

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[Deleted member 3385]

Sounds like a good way to get false rape charges being around drunk foids as an ugly male

 

[VincentVanCope]

Just don't go round trying to push couches off of balconies.

 

[SmugMohito]

Just don't go round trying to push couches off of balconies.

Realistically, what would have happened to ER if he did push that girl off the balcony?

 

[IronMike]

Just get drunk enough so your not following your friends around like a puppy. Always a bad mistake

 

[NijuGMD]

I don't even get invited to parties.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

I don't even get invited to parties.

Same, boyo