Serious How do you pee

[LitVirgin]

Do any of you guys sit down and pee ive had two friends tell me they sit down and pee at home but why would you when your a man I told them it was soy but they didnt listen one of them is raised by a single mother is this normal?

 

[blackcel]

U a bitch if you sit down to pee

 

[Deleted member 13256]

I pee standing up and with both hands on my hips like a real man.

 

[FaceandHFD]

doggo style

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Lay on back, wrap forearms underneath knees, piss directly into mouth.

 

[Joelossus]

I pee standing up and with both hands on my hips like a real man.

Wtf? A real man will just pee in his on mouth, then gargle with the piss, and spit it directly into the face of the closest female nearby.

 

[EcuntR]

Do any of you guys sit down and pee ive had two friends tell me they sit down and pee at home but why would you when your a man I told them it was soy but they didnt listen one of them is raised by a single mother is this normal?

I have never had to sit down to pee unless I am shitting at the moment

 

[Vermilioncore]

I piss in my pants while I LDAR all day and night

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I pee standing up and with both hands on my hips like a real man.

 

[Heroic Crusader]

U a bitch if you sit down to pee

beta af if you sit down

 

[Deleted member 17752]

Sometimes I try to see how far away from the toilet I can stand.

 

[HumanTrash]

I only sit if I wake up with a morningwood, then its quite hard to aim to the toilet

 

[The Abyss]

Nigga I do backflips off a trampoline while I pee, I'm a ghetto sprayer pssssddddddssddddtttttt

Standing up the way anybody that hasn't become soy does.

 

[ReallyRice]

Chad never goes to the bathroom, he only uses females whenever feeling an urge.

 

[2340922]

I pee like normal human beeing.

 

[HighTGymcel]

through my mouth

 

[GowkBird]

Standing, sometimes into sink or bathroom if flow are too strong and unpredictible.

 

[Guest2]

I put my dick in the soppy brown liquid and fuck the hole until I pee.

 

[Deleted member 17752]

U a bitch if you sit down to pee

even when I'm drunk?

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

Wow I just took a piss funny you should ask.

 

[Darth Cialis]

I sit down because I have difficulty peeing and it can take some time so it bothers me to stand.

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

My favourite method is in public places , where its illegal to do. Long time not doing it, need outsidemaxing :<

 

[Fabio]

I always sit.

 

[Hate_my_life]

I always sit.

You're the sort of person to pull your trousers(pants) and boxers down to your feet before peeing in a urinal at a public toilet.

 

[ihaveno1]

i stand

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

I lay down and piss

 

[Deleted member 15752]

lol at sitting down


fucking whip out your cock and assert dominance and pee straight all over the place

 

[Sans]

I sit down to pee because it's hard to aim, unless I'm at a urinal.

 

[Insomniac]

Sitting down to pee is for male feminists

 

[Deleted member 16624]

While jumping

adds challenge

 

[TheRealChincel]

I have bad aim so I sit, at a urinal who cares if your aim is bad, but I have to clean it up at home so why give myself more work?

 

[ScornedStoic]

I stand because my brother is gross.

 

[suckdick]

I pee in normie's coffee and ipa beers

 

[Blacktarpill]

beta af if you sit down

Holy shit never taught it is a beta trait. Damn.

 

[Pareg]

I always sit.

 

[Damo the incel]

Holy shit never taught it is a beta trait. Damn.

Please don't tell me you pee sitting down

 

[Blacktarpill]

Please don't tell me you pee sitting down

I usually sit down and pee.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

I sit and pee

 

[quinn24]

the only time i sit down to pee is when i do heroin because it makes pissing hard to do

otherwise i stand up, idk why i would do anything else

 

[Damo the incel]

I usually sit down and pee.

Thats beta as fuck tbh, what do you do after

 

[Blacktarpill]

Thats beta as fuck tbh, what do you do after

Why though? Its more comfy.

 

[Darth Cialis]

You can also rub one out if you sit tbh tbh.

 

[Mainländer]

I've been pissing on the shower to save water because my aunt wants everyone to flush the toilet every time they piss, which I personally consider a waste of water.

 

[mybodyisrotting]

If I feel like peeing shortly after fapping, I do sit down. The piss stream is too unpredictable in the ~40min window after ejaculating. Sometimes it turns into 3 separate streams somehow (I call it Trigun)

 

[Michael15651]

Standing up.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Standing up.

 

[Bourbon]

U a bitch if you sit down to pee

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Sitting down to pee is for male feminists

tbh

I piss in the sink almost all the time, but if I do use a toilet I piss standing up.

 

[LastGerman]

I've been pissing on the shower

Just take a shower brah.