Discussion How do you masturbate?

[based_meme]

I use your mum's mouth.

 

[My Name Jeff]

I use your mum's mouth.

so you've resorted to dumpster diving huh

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

Hand, I did buy a fleshlight but only used it a couple of times. I was surprised that it actually feels like a real vagina, but I washed it with the wrong soap and now it's no longer as good ...

 

[My Name Jeff]

Hand, I did buy a fleshlight but only used it a couple of times. I was surprised that it actually feels like a real vagina, but I washed it with the wrong soap and now it's no longer as good ...

yeah.. I want to get another one but the thought of my parents finding it again is suifuel

 

[My Name Jeff]

i did a little experimenting and lube is very noice, a lot better than hand or cloth

i emptied a bottle of aloe gel and dumped the lube in so my prying overbearing bitch mother doesn't find it

 

[EternalStorm]

Hand + dick

 

[ForevrAlone]

i used to own a fleshlight and it was amazing but the cleanup was a pain (mainly cuz i had to dodge parents in my house on my way to clean it) and also my dad found it one day and it was insanely awkward

I had to throw away two Fleshlights because I was too lazy to clean them up, now I just rinse them with soap and water after I use 'em.

 

[My Name Jeff]

I had to throw away two Fleshlights because I was too lazy to clean them up, now I just rinse them with soap and water after I use 'em.

Do you live on your own?

 

[ForevrAlone]

Do you live on your own?

Yes, I have my own apartment.

 

[My Name Jeff]

Yes, I have my own apartment.

so that's why

i think having a fleshlight when you live with your parents is living too far on the edge

 

[ForevrAlone]

so that's why

i think having a fleshlight when you live with your parents is living too far on the edge

Could be, but only if your parents don't respect your privacy.

Back when I still lived with mine they wouldn't enter my room, only the maid would come and clean it up once a day and that's it. They never messed around with my stuff.

 

[My Name Jeff]

Could be, but only if your parents don't respect your privacy.

Back when I still lived with mine they wouldn't enter my room, only the maid would come and clean it up once a day and that's it. They never messed around with my stuff.

My mom comes into my room every 30 min-1 hour to "check up on me", no matter how many times I tell her it fucking drives me insane

She also goes through my stuff and messes with my stuff (I have an air filter in my room I have made it clear I want it on all day, she will randomly turn it off some days).

0 privacy, annoying as fuck mother, it sucks.

 

[ForevrAlone]

My mom comes into my room every 30 min-1 hour to "check up on me", no matter how many times I tell her it fucking drives me insane

She also goes through my stuff and messes with my stuff (I have an air filter in my room I have made it clear I want it on all day, she will randomly turn it off some days).

0 privacy, annoying as fuck mother, it sucks.

How old are you?

 

[Mrugly420]

Ok mang

 

[Mrugly420]

I cut off my penis

 

[spasticbuddy]

Look up jelqing. It can help you gain 2 inches of dick length and around 2 inches in girth

 

[wei#3959]

Never needed lube

 

[Michael W. Ford]

wondering if any 'cels deviate from just a dry hand.

You can stuff a fleshlight into teddy bear

 

[Michael W. Ford]

Look up jelqing. It can help you gain 2 inches of dick length and around 2 inches in girth

I'm going to try it.

 

[subhuman]

Fleshlight. I'm circumcucked so I need lube. Also I will death grip myself because I need sensation so I use a fleshlight to prevent me from doing this.

 

[InMemoriam]

I use your mum's mouth.

 

[My Name Jeff]

How old are you?

23

 

[RandomGuy]

Scientists Identify Dangers of Abstinence From Masturbation​

 

[Immolator]

Hands

 

[My Name Jeff]

Scientists Identify Dangers of Abstinence From Masturbation​

The biggest thing I never got about NoFap was them saying sex was fine. Really. What difference does an orgasm from jerking off have from an orgasm with some slut.

I figured the whole don't masturbate thing was to scare guys into not jerking off, becoming desperate for release, and going giga simp mode for any foid (the dating market is likely a multi trillion dollar industry, the mainstream trying to encourage the masses to date will always be there).

 

[ForevrAlone]

Scientists Identify Dangers of Abstinence From Masturbation​

(((Scientists)))

 

[ForevrAlone]

23

Over

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Dry. I've never used lotion.

 

[My Name Jeff]

Dry. I've never used lotion.

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