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Serious How do you get pity sex? How do I get a girl to fuck me out of pity?

Total Imbecile

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I am sick of being a virgin, pity sex is still sex tbh, at this point I need to get laid even if its out of pity, but literally how

Do you need female friends to get pity fucked? I literally have no friends, Im a womb to tomb friendless loser
 
Go ask the male feminists on reddit.
 
I don't really believe pity sex exists. Why would foids pity you when they don't even notice you exist. They'd rather fuck dogs than us apparently. If pity sex existed then we'd all be non virgins.
 
Rarely happens. You'd have to be her friend for a few years at least, get her drunk and be a low tier normie at worst.
 
You need to be at least 5/10 in looks for it to work. There are no hope for sub4 subhumans
 
Its over, I shouldve just been born an asexual worm
i'd rather be born as rat at least i could have sex with other rats and if not then i could rope by using human hair
 
Imagine asking a bunch of virgins how to get laid
 
Imagine asking a bunch of virgins how to get laid

Theres like 3 virgins on this forum tops, me being one

Everyone else is """""incel""""" because theyve havent had sex in 60 days
 
Just make this face, jfl
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Use it as your daygame opener tbh .
'' hi , can i have pity sex pls ? ''
 
Try jumping in front of her car. See if that works.
 
Go ask the soys at cucktears or menslib
 
Theres like 3 virgins on this forum tops, me being one

Everyone else is """""incel""""" because theyve havent had sex in 60 days
Explain yourself ImbecileSlayer
 
pity sex is a way for chads to get into a womans panties faster
 
Say you're an immigrant. You were oppressed in your country. Your mother had a lot of kids with different men (Because she loved sex). You were a latch key child, , because your mother was out at bars picking up men.
 
I am sick of being a virgin, pity sex is still sex tbh, at this point I need to get laid even if its out of pity, but literally how

Do you need female friends to get pity fucked? I literally have no friends, Im a womb to tomb friendless loser
Just get a prostitute then. They don’t show love or are attracted to you during pity sex
 
Be Chad with deppresion
 
You don’t because ur not chad
 
Literally beg. Just talk to a female coworker, and beg. It at least puts the idea into her head.
 
Tell them that you're dying of a terminal illness and you have 5 million in the bank, and you have no family. She will suck your dick on spot out of pity.
 
Just try a cucked gentle fendom community, bro!
 
Go here and try your luck...


NOTE: that it wasn't banned

Cliffs: WTF? The use the EXACT lingo as here. They are going to co-opt it for themselves sooner or later.

I would do literally anything to start life over as a pretty girl. I want to be wanted so badly....But it’s literally over
 
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You gotta be very NT then after years of the friendzone if you keep mentioning it and she still wants to be your friend after it. Then shell do it, but as someone else above said, you gotta be normie in looks and maybe lpw-tier normie.
 
I heard you need to beg a fat ugly female friend. So she can reject you too. - after she owes you several thousand dollars... According to my tiny stinky balding manlet hippy friend that still uses dial up! (But he bought a urban house in five years!)

I find begging distasteful. I would rather eat trash than beg.
 
Disable yourself so some foid will fuck you for virtue signal points.
 
Women don't feel pity
 
I am sick of being a virgin, pity sex is still sex tbh, at this point I need to get laid even if its out of pity, but literally how

Do you need female friends to get pity fucked? I literally have no friends, Im a womb to tomb friendless loser
There's no free lunch, save up and hire a good prostitute. Just don't think of it as an intimate act (it's a transaction after all), think of it as an elevated porno.
 
i've been asking that question to myself every day. i know i'll never get love. affection. but pity sex? i mean at least with pity sex then i won't have to pay for it and deal with all of those rammifications from paying for something THAT EVERYONE ELSE GETS FOR FUCKING FREE!!

So yes. tbh, and I don't like to post this, when I was a teenager I almost cried in front of a girl and begged her for sex. for a blowjob. a handjob? see her tits? her ass? nothing? i almost cried like a whiney fucking bitch because she was the school whore yet wouldn't do anything for me so i almost broke down in front of her. she got really distraught and walked away. as soon as she left i ran into the men's bathroom and wept. stayed in there for the whole duration of class. true story

pity sex is a myth i find. it is used for humor in movies but actually never happens. women do not fuck the men they pity.
 
JFL How do I do anything in this world? I do not interact with human beings anymore beyond necessity. How do normies meat people? Fuck this shit and fuck this country I wannna get the fuck out of here but I need to languagemaxx, fucking weebs how do they do it?
 
No girl will fuck you no matter how nice you are to her if she doesn't find you attractive. Even normies will agree on this (but from a different perspective, aka "you are not entitled to sex sweety").
 

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