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How do normies go clubbing

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I never understood at what exact point they start dancing

I know theres a buildup process where they down a few drinks

But when they finally make the decision to hit the dancefloor do they ease into it - say a leg shake here an arm shake there, slowly working up the shucking and jiving - or do they just go full blown retard from the start?

I fail to imagine a scenario where the initial stages aren't awkward af

How do normalfags even know how to do all this instinctively? Do they just all copy each other? Why are they able to do this so effectively?

What odd creatures

Also for a laugh just imagine them doing all of this without the music :feelsgah:
 
I don't like the music that plays in clubs.

I don't like the idea of being around people who drink and do drugs.

It's too loud and crowded.
 
most normies go clubbing with their friends and try to ascend by jestermaxxing
 
they don't give a fuck what other people think, come in, walk straight to the dancefloor, pull silly faces, do some out of sync moves and look as if they know whatthey are doing, bump their asses against foids asses, turn around and say stop that, with a wink, an proceed as if they are a god, point to another girl make a come here motion with finger... brutal shit to see

maybe like that. don't know. saw it in a film
 
Nightclub Kid Dancing GIF
 
I don't know either. And one summer I worked as a bouncer in a nightclub.
 
they don't give a fuck what other people think, come in, walk straight to the dancefloor, pull silly faces, do some out of sync moves and look as if they know whatthey are doing, bump their asses against foids asses, turn around and say stop that, with a wink, an proceed as if they are a god, point to another girl make a come here motion with finger... brutal shit to see
:feelskek:

Its such weird behaviour when you think about it
 
Never understood the appeal of that shit
 
It just happens. Normies don't overthink it like this
 
They're attractive and naturally have sex with each other.
 
Not to mention the prices of drinks, I recently went out for the first time in a while and I was blown away by the prices I saw, just one mixed drink was as expensive as the 1.75l bottles of brandy I normally get from the store.
 
I wanted to go this year for the first time.

Still wanna do it as long as i am mid 20s.

Its weird. I literally never stepped in a club.

I am...Not really a party guy, never was.
 
I wanted to go this year for the first time. Still wanna do it as long as i am mid 20s. Its weird. I literally never stepped in a club. I am...Not really a party guy, never was.

Give me some morphing shapeshifting and some other superpowers.

Then i will join you going there. I fantasize about it, looking good, being able to go to places like that. If you have one or two friends to go with, it’s probably not awkward. Then you can stand there with a drink, between other groups, and not feel like a complete loser alone. Myself, I hate crowds, and honestly, I don’t even like going outside. But if I would be average-looking or better, I sure would like to see and hear it also. The sounds systems must be amazing. I would not dare to go alone, standing alone against the wall, looking shy and weird, making everyone think: why is that guy there alone? Like sitting in a family restaurant alone, and everyone else has company to talk with. Not fun. My guess is that going to a club alone takes a lot of confidence and charisma. If you can walk in by yourself alone like a Chad and can pull off joining groups of strangers, making them smile…. then you are so cool that you probably wouldn’t be here in the first place. In many countries I think clubs aren’t really for meeting strangers anymore. Foids just go with their friends to drink, dance, and post stories on Instagram. They’re not looking for guys. they already get more attention than they can handle on dating apps. But if you are a normcel or nerdcel, maybe it’s worth trying to drink a few fifteen dollar drinks, if you have that available. And if there is a happy vibe maybe it’s a lot of fun, if you have friends or a friend group. It would be even better if those are foids. Going with a group of girls and then dance with them. Maybe the other foids in the club think Mmmm he must be cool, let’s flip some hairs in his face. You MOGGER you were not planning to go alone were you ?
 
I can say I've never walked into a club in my life, I don't even know what it looks like inside
 
They are like NPCs im videogames and just do what their script tells them to, there is no real thinking process
 
what do u mean? They don't let in any men?
I was talking for myself, to myself. Bouncers look if they think if you would fit in with the rest and if you are based and cool and not to drunk, maybe if they like you. I don’t know. I saw some YouTube video’s about it but never watched them because I am the last person to go to a club. But I do like to see how it’s inside on YouTube. Or was in the past. COVID-19 and dating apps might have bankrupted quite a lot of clubs.


View: https://youtu.be/rAQFiqBG154

Fucking brutal what chads can do
 
what do u mean? They don't let in any men?
Looked it up. They balance foids and men a bit if possible. Men pay more / spend more money, often simping drinks to foids who don’t even take a wallet with them. But if there are to many men they reject men, yes. If you are early and it’s empty they let in everyone that doesn’t look like a creep-psycho-rapist. You skip the line with a limo and money:


View: https://youtu.be/m38ZcHCG444
 
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I don't go to chubbs
 
I don't go to chubbs
I would buy you a beer in a bar. No homo. You don’t post enough emba-radio shows lately….
Maybe a beer could bribe you : - )
 
How do normalfags even know how to do all this instinctively? Do they just all copy each other? Why are they able to do this so effectively?
being inebriated probably helps
 
Trucel trait: me never understanding those two letters. Probably not positive. Dang, sorry, it’s over with saying the good things.
 
Trucel trait: me never understanding those two letters. Probably not positive. Dang, sorry, it’s over with saying the good things.
I take you're beer bro
 
@LeFrenchCel ‘s avi is from a film where the incel has a brutal painful moment in a club, hoping for success, but again also there it fails. Brutal shit
 
I socialised in my twenties. Went to clubs too, but never in my life I danced. I always refused to do it and just focused on chatting and alcohol.

I wish I just stayed at home or did other activities because I never felt comfortable in crowded areas. It's stupid anyway besides hanging out with people you know. Only Chads pulled, the rest are there to waste money high on hopium.
 
I socialised in my twenties. Went to clubs too, but never in my life I danced. I always refused to do it and just focused on chatting and alcohol.
I wish I just stayed at home or did other activities because I never felt comfortable in crowded areas. It's stupid anyway besides hanging out with people you know. Only Chads pulled, the rest are there to waste money high on hopium.
Did you enjoy the music and the sound, and the not sitting behind a computer all the time ? It’s cool that you saw it in reality
 
I flew planes in flightsims all night, playing chess online. What you did sounds more interactive.
 
Did you enjoy the music and the sound, and the not sitting behind a computer all the time ? It’s cool that you saw it in reality
No I didn't because normie music (at least in my area) annoyed me. I also didn't like how loud it is.

But even if I did it would be pointless. I was never a normie so I wouldn't fit in the puzzle.
 
They're attractive and naturally have sex with each other.
yes they are.

But they go dancing because they like music and dancing, not to meet someone new, nowadays.
They go with a group from school or work or with old friends, or with a date.

at what exact point they start dancing
Just when they feel like it
I think when everyone does it it feels normal to do, for normies.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQEFKMTptlg

In my next life I hope to be one too
it looks brutally fun to be the same
 
Nt activities
 
Not to mention the prices of drinks, I recently went out for the first time in a while and I was blown away by the prices I saw, just one mixed drink was as expensive as the 1.75l bottles of brandy I normally get from the store.
The business model of these clubs was to encourage pussy-hungry, average men to buy overpriced drinks for party whores while these average joes had the (usually false) hope that they might could get laid.
But of course, the Chad-only whores only fucked Chad afterward.
 
I never understood at what exact point they start dancing

I know theres a buildup process where they down a few drinks

But when they finally make the decision to hit the dancefloor do they ease into it - say a leg shake here an arm shake there, slowly working up the shucking and jiving - or do they just go full blown retard from the start?

I fail to imagine a scenario where the initial stages aren't awkward af

How do normalfags even know how to do all this instinctively? Do they just all copy each other? Why are they able to do this so effectively?

What odd creatures

Also for a laugh just imagine them doing all of this without the music :feelsgah:
Noone gives a fuck about it thats why, plus it comes naturally to them like almost everyone
 
I never understood at what exact point they start dancing

I know theres a buildup process where they down a few drinks

But when they finally make the decision to hit the dancefloor do they ease into it - say a leg shake here an arm shake there, slowly working up the shucking and jiving - or do they just go full blown retard from the start?

I fail to imagine a scenario where the initial stages aren't awkward af

How do normalfags even know how to do all this instinctively? Do they just all copy each other? Why are they able to do this so effectively?

What odd creatures

Also for a laugh just imagine them doing all of this without the music :feelsgah:
Cuz they're just A.I, programmed NPCs
 
How do normalfags even know how to do all this instinctively? Do they just all copy each other? Why are they able to do this so effectively?
Repetition. They just got better at it, I can dance for shit but my dad is a great dancer and he tried to teach me. It is theoretically doable but very hard to achieve if you are ugly as people are goin to judge your dancing more harshly if you are ugly.
 

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