Seriously, how? They pretend as if it's just a thing of willpower and dedication, when in reality you have to micromanage every single aspect of your life, all the time, like a complete psychopath.
This is the routine they want us to have:
Cunts like Teachingmensfashion, Alex Costa, Improvement Pill, alpha m., Based Zeus, you name them, they all pretend as if all of this shit is the easiest thing to do and possibly even the bare minimum for a man. And of course, while trying to sell a blueprint for achieving success as a man, that is practically impossible to follow, they slip in a sponsored video segment. Yeah, right. They truly care about their fan-base and all they want to do is help.
And on the topic of "How the fuck is anyone supposed to do this?", how the fuck are incels supposed to do this? When a man faces nothing but rejection his entire life, of course he is going to give up in life. Of course, he isn't going to have any energy left.
This is the routine they want us to have:
- Wake up from 7 to 9 hours of sleep
- Carefully craft a stylish outfit, making sure that the colors of your clothes are related to each other in some way, shape, or form.
- Make breakfast using primarily one-ingredient-foods, weigh every single thing, and then document the calories and the macros
- Prepare lunch for your lunch break at work using, again, primarily one-ingredient-foods, and then document calories and macros once more
- Take a shower and make sure to use all kinds of brushes for specific areas of your skin. And make sure to use different shampoos for different areas as well.
- Follow a skin care routine that consists of several products. Then moisturize your entire body.
- Use sea salt spray on your hair as a base for styling it, and then use hair wax to actually style it while blow-drying your hair.
- Spray on some deodorant and afterward spray on some overpriced fragrance by Creed
- Go to work, working from 9 AM until 5 PM
- After work, go to the gym. Monday we do upper body, Wednesday we do lower body, and on Friday we do a full-body-workout. What do you mean, you're tired after work? Are you a fucking faggot?
- Now that you have some free-time, go pursue your hobbies. What do you mean, you want to take some rest? Are you fucking retarded or what? Also, make sure your hobbies are an additional revenue-stream for you because it's all about that side-hustle.
- After pursuing your hobbies, go rest. You deserved it. SIKE! Cook your dinner now, using, obviously, one-ingredient-foods. And, yet again, document everything. Now, your dieting app will tell you whether you have been a good boy or not. Didn't hit your macro-goals? I guess no muscle-gains for you. Maybe invest into expensive powders to supplement your protein intake. Are you above your calorie goal? Fat it is. Below? I guess you're losing weight.
- 2h before you go to sleep, do not look at anything closely related to a monitor, as blue light disturbs your sleep and how else are you going to get your 7 to 9 hours? Instead, read books. Self-improvement books, to be more specific. Buy them all, fuck it.
- Oh, and I do hope you have been drinking 3.7 liters of water throughout the day because if you didn't, you will wake up dehydrated, feeling like shit. Want to drink anything else besides water? Perhaps a sugary beverage? Oh, so you're telling me you want fucking diabetes? Is that it? Fuck you.
- When you go to sleep, track your sleep. You will not do anything with the data but fuck it. Do it anyway. While sleeping, make sure your pillow is not too high and that you aren't sleeping on your sides but rather on your back. You want a symmetrical face, don't you?
- After 7 to 9 hours, wake up and repeat.
Cunts like Teachingmensfashion, Alex Costa, Improvement Pill, alpha m., Based Zeus, you name them, they all pretend as if all of this shit is the easiest thing to do and possibly even the bare minimum for a man. And of course, while trying to sell a blueprint for achieving success as a man, that is practically impossible to follow, they slip in a sponsored video segment. Yeah, right. They truly care about their fan-base and all they want to do is help.
And on the topic of "How the fuck is anyone supposed to do this?", how the fuck are incels supposed to do this? When a man faces nothing but rejection his entire life, of course he is going to give up in life. Of course, he isn't going to have any energy left.
