Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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No offense to any dog owners here. But I’m so sick of having to dodge lumps of dog shit on the sidewalks, can’t go anywhere without seeing these mutts and their dung. Even as a kid I could never fully understand the appeal of these creatures.
They bark all the damn time at anything, and they shit everywhere. Dog owners tend to love sleeping in bed with their dogs and letting their gross anuses rub all over the bed and on them too.
Then they go as far as to let the thing lick their face
. Some will even kiss the dog 
. For fucks sake, it’s still an animal. It would betray you the second it got hungry enough, and they have so much bacteria and filth.
They bark all the damn time at anything, and they shit everywhere. Dog owners tend to love sleeping in bed with their dogs and letting their gross anuses rub all over the bed and on them too.
Then they go as far as to let the thing lick their face
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