
mylifeistrash
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throw all your money and life away betabuxxing a 30 something landwhale = get starfish sex once a month
be teen chad = teen girls come to you and beg you to fuck them. you get a 5 star treatment as they're in love with you. life is amazing.
No, seriously. How the fuck does any man settle for a disgusted, stretch-marked, used up beast? Why not just cope with video games like everyone else and not throw your life away for once a month sex that she dreads?
be teen chad = teen girls come to you and beg you to fuck them. you get a 5 star treatment as they're in love with you. life is amazing.
No, seriously. How the fuck does any man settle for a disgusted, stretch-marked, used up beast? Why not just cope with video games like everyone else and not throw your life away for once a month sex that she dreads?