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Crustaciouse

Crustaciouse

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I don't like touching my dick with my bare hand so I use my boxers that I am wearing.
Then when I need to cum I just release it into the toilet.
 
I create a hole in a pillow by folding it,then I clamp down on it with my hands to create tightness, and then I fuck it with the force of a thousand suns
 
Crustaciouse said:
I don't like touching my dick with my bare hand
What did he mean by this
 
when i cum i press my foreskin
 
justforlulzandkeks said:
What did he mean by this

I don't like the feel of my dick skin on my hand.
 
I usually like to involve my hands in the process, but don't shy away from the occasional foot.
 
I stand over my toilet with my dick in one lotioned up hand, and my phone in the other. On the phone is usually hentai and sometimes real porn. Sometimes when I don't want to do it in the toilet, I put my laptop on my floor, put on some hentai or porn, and jerk it and try to make it land in a tissue in my other hand.

When I don't have any lotion I'll either use liquid soap or use no lube at all.

I used to fap with no lube exclusively but now I like to use lube.
 
I jack off raw

And Finish in a kleenex
 
justforlulzandkeks said:
What did he mean by this

That the forceautism is strong with this one.
 
Get a fleshlight, probably the closest you will ever get to the real thing
 
Crustaciouse said:
I don't like touching my dick with my bare hand so I use my boxers that I am wearing.
Then when I need to cum I just release it into the toilet.

Wtf.
 
So @incelman didn't fap till he was like 36 and OP is too autistic to touch his own dick what a day man what a day
 
coldmachinery said:
So @incelman didn't fap till he was like 36 and OP is too autistic to touch his own dick what a day man what a day

You didn't already know that about @Incelman? He talked about it a week or so ago.
 
Kointo said:
coldmachinery said:
So @incelman didn't fap till he was like 36 and OP is too autistic to touch his own dick what a day man what a day
You didn't already know that about @Incelman? He talked about it a week or so ago.
I was gone for a week probably should have read the highlights thread
 
I buy a chunk beef steak, put in a oven to make it warm, bore a whole, put some lube and fuck. I think that's the closest thing you can get so far.
 

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