How do I join the KGB

[curryboy420]

I want to become a secret agent of the KGB and do secret stuff and get billions from Putin and I think the kgb would be the best because I think the other country spy agencies are gay now look at James bond how they tried to make him a black woman

Just an idea tbh don't think I can become a KGB guy without being born in Russia

Black ops 1 was good tho wish I could do that shit in real life

 

[weaselbomber]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzfcivYfEo

 

[curryboy420]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzfcivYfEo

Why did his nose start bleeding when he sees a pair of jeans

 

[weaselbomber]

Why did his nose start bleeding when he sees a pair of jeans

blue jeans in the Eastern Bloc were viewed as western capitalist stupid shit and the feds hated them

 

[curryboy420]

blue jeans in the Eastern Bloc were viewed as western capitalist stupid shit and the feds hated them

It's ok I can wear Adidas tracksuit

 

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

Why did his nose start bleeding when he sees a pair of jeans

because jeans are bourgeois degeneracy

 

[curryboy420]

because jeans are bourgeois degeneracy

Jeans are ok they make me feel smart but I can't fit in my jeans anymore I eat to many burger

 

[VλREN]

>lottery
>running as a politician

Now the KGB

Makeup your mind

 

[Icarus]

No Russian

View: https://youtu.be/OuTFxHM07oQ?si=3vIjL0Dw9aH-1cpy

 

[curryboy420]

>lottery
>running as a politician

Now the KGB

Makeup your mind

I'll take lottery

 

[gluttony]

they don't exist unless you mean the SVR, then i have 0 fucking clue.

 

[Retardfuel]

blue jeans in the Eastern Bloc were viewed as western capitalist stupid shit and the feds hated them

I played a video game called nolf 2 and I found a sticker of a Russian woman that implies she would do anything for American jeans in 1960s

 

[unhingedsamsung]

Migrate to Russia and become russian

 

[Retardfuel]

Saar we are commie spies saaar gime russian girl saar

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

How do I join the KGB

By drinking at least two bottles of vodka every day.

 

[earming]

Why did his nose start bleeding when he sees a pair of jeans

heil ifa wartburg

 

[Emba]

Nyet spetsnaz for you're face

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

Migrate to Russia and become russian

By drinking at least two bottles of vodka every day.

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

*ФСБ-РФ

 

[Cloudrak]

lmao

 

[lnceI]

Go back in time